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spoonix 8 points ago +8 / -0

He absolutely needs to apologize.

Not to her, but me for reminding me that that screeching dye job is still around.

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spoonix 4 points ago +4 / -0

It looks like do-it-or-I'll-declare-a-national-emergency-so-I-can-have-your-Mom's-face-stomped-in-by-a-horse-while-goons-with-machineguns-keep-anyone-from-coming-to-her-defense kiss.

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spoonix 45 points ago +45 / -0

Oh, I think they are aware of it. DNC polling has told them repeatedly that they're about to jackhammered. They just keep doubling down because they don't know how to do anything else.

The ones who are in for a stinging eye opener are the RINOs and establishment traitors types.

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spoonix 1 point ago +1 / -0

"If I say yes, will you guys hook me up with 100 ballouts?"

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spoonix 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not just downing cops and stealing their weapons and ammo, but getting it done before 19 of them can rush the door and overwhelm the shooter.

Who's an 18 year old, with no combat experience, that just got the gun for the first time like a week ago.

Also, hat tip to a fellow old school prot warrior.

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spoonix 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's ok, guys.

If any of these big meanies that are making the death threats actually show up to your house, your local PD colleagues will be there within minutes wearing plate armor and carrying really cool looking M-4s so they can find a safe spot from which to listen to you get murdered while they wait for everything to be safe enough to move in.

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spoonix 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Never get into a fight with someone who buys ink by the barrel."

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spoonix 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's not virtue signaling. He's pissed because the size of his dating pool just shrank.

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spoonix 6 points ago +6 / -0

Last time I looked, no. Only about 17. :(

Let me see if I can track down Biden's IT guy and get that up at least another 22 million.

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spoonix 8 points ago +8 / -0

I find it kind of surprising that that Argawal dude appears to be cooperating with Musk's directives, especially since a) the deal isn't complete, and b) he's out of a job when it finally is. I would have expected delaying tactics and sabotage on the way out the door.

Which means the dude is either a total and complete beta, or he's nervous about something.

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spoonix 12 points ago +12 / -0

You spit perfectly good pie out onto the floor?!

Well, dammit. Now I'm mad at you, too.

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spoonix 10 points ago +10 / -0

You'd figure with what they've done "fraudulent financial accounting" would be the reason they hired him in the first place.

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spoonix 12 points ago +12 / -0

Well, if you tried to sell it to someone for $44B and they found out about your lie during their due diligence, what happens is they've now got an option to back out of the sale contract and not give your shareholders $44B.

And then you get to enjoy a bunch of lawsuits from angry people, because not only did you manage to blow up the deal but you've also devalued the company so the stock is worth even less than before a random billionaire started throwing out twitter polls.

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spoonix 4 points ago +4 / -0

Twice a day, even. He was negative in the morning, but positive in the afternoon.

Starting to think these test kits are using the Magic 8-Ball technology or something.

"Answer unclear. Try again later."

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spoonix 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'd wager this "leak" was from the McCarthy camp.

He's starting to get that Paul Ryan vibe of a turd that knows a flush is coming and is desperately hoping to find something to hold onto.

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spoonix 5 points ago +5 / -0

The offer puts a number to it. A large number.

If the company declines the offer, then they better have a solution for getting the valuation to at least $43B or else they've lost money for their shareholders.

Right now their valuation is $35B.

So... they need a way to grow company valuation by $8,000,000,000 without giving up their censorship happy fun times, without letting Trump back in the door, and with a spurned Elon Musk ready to criticize every single move they make in front of a media that is absolutely desperate for a drama to distract from The Bidening.

The floor is open for ideas now.

GO!

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spoonix 3 points ago +3 / -0

Coulda started a cooking channel on youtube and had more subscribers by now.

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spoonix 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fake news!

There's 10,000 daily views.

The actual number of people willing to subscribe and pay for it is less because some of those views are "free trials".

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