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Retaining_H2O 68 points ago +69 / -1

:>)

The FBI accidentally "destroyed" Hunter Biden's computer... the FBI shredded truckloads of election ballots in Georgia (that are required to be kept by law)... yet they now want to police Covid vaccine cards?

The entire agency needs to be shut down, everyone in it fired... and then start over from scratch.

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307Sleeper 29 points ago +29 / -0

The FBI is absolutely corrupt and needs to be dismantled immediately. There may be a few good agents in the mix, but sorting them out would be impossible with so many bad actors in charge.

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king07828 20 points ago +20 / -0

But, but if the FBI were shut down, then how would elite dems cover up their attrocities and blackmail the rest of Congress and the judiciary?

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ObviousStatementMan 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yeah, this is a good point. The USA as we know it would cease to function without blackmail schemes within the elite.

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MakeAmericaWinAgain 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nah, we still have the CIA. They’ll just sell fentanyl and re-hire the FBI as a private contractor.

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InmatesRunTheAsylum 6 points ago +6 / -0

The CIA takes care of the dirty work.

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Ineedsanity 2 points ago +2 / -0

But but... they inspire pedo actors who do more pretend good then they can manage.

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Edge 18 points ago +18 / -0

Or just dismantle it. Not like they did much to our benefit.

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MakeAmericaWinAgain 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you serious?? They totally investigated the totally noose-y garage pull for Bubba Wallace. What more can you expect of the FBI??

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NeverStopBelieving 2 points ago +2 / -0

How would they even know they are fake .there giving the fukn shots out of the back of vans in parking lots ...rite aids , Walgreens , grocery stores , ..it’s not like they can call your private doctor for proof if u got it in the line outside of crispy creams from some guy wearing scrubs in a van with a red cross on it ... So I say ..I knew that guy that charged me for my vaxx kind of sounded shady but he was wearing a mask so I really couldn’t see what he looked like and I can’t even read what the hell his signature says ..doctors write so sloppy so I believed him or at least I thought he was a dr ?. Does this mean that he could of put some unknown poison in me ..oh my God why wasn’t this regulated better! .............Fuck them I got my card and as far as I know it’s legit. Prove it that some nut job playing a dr didn’t give it to me.

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Privatejoker 47 points ago +47 / -0

I think I speak for everyone here when i say FUCK THE FBI

Come and take my photoshopped vaccine card, bitches.

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Phishhed44 7 points ago +7 / -0

I’m now laughing more name checks out ?

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Privatejoker 6 points ago +6 / -0

???

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MakeAmericaWinAgain 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’ve already printed multiple out. ??

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christ93_1 23 points ago +23 / -0

What staute does that violate? Asking for a friend?

Edit: As long as it does not have a governmental seal on it you should be OK.

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SuckaFree 4 points ago +5 / -1

From the press release:

"Additionally, the unauthorized use of an official government agency's seal (such as HHS or the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC)) is a crime, and may be punishable under Title 18 United States Code, Section 1017, and other applicable laws."

Did you not read it?

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noidolsleft 3 points ago +4 / -1

I love how it says may. Means they aren't sure.

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FreedomFirst 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bingo, or they ARE sure nothing can be done and just don’t want you knowing it

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Mehocmehogan 2 points ago +2 / -0

We the people own that trademark. So the FBI can FO.

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BigFreedomBoner 18 points ago +18 / -0

Because individuals may use fake vaccine cards to misrepresent themselves as vaccinated, we strongly encourage businesses, schools, places of worship, and government agencies to follow CDC guidance and continue to maintain social distancing and use personal protective equipment.

LOL. Fake vaccine cards for fake pandemic. And a fake vaccine so admittedly inept a piece of cardboard renders it useless.

The FBI is seriously run by the most retarded inept crooks. Every single FBI employee needs to be held to account for seditious crimes.

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TrumpParty007 [S] 13 points ago +14 / -1

i wonder if the FBI decided to prosecute.. if they would have to prove COVID-19 is real?!

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94f450d 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well they are called FIB in GTA.......................

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ObviousStatementMan 4 points ago +4 / -0

I like this approach!

Me: "I faked a CV vaxx card because without it my rights were being violated and I didn't want to take the experimental vaccine"

FBI: "You can't do that."

Me: "Why not? It's more dangerous than CV 19 is"

FBI: "No, it's safe. CV 19 is deadly!"

Me: [Ignoring why the FBI is suddenly pretending to be a medical overwatch agency] "Ok, prove it."

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dabdaddy -4 points ago +1 / -5

unfortunately unauthorized use of an official government agency's seal is a crime

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Boozy_McFuckFace 9 points ago +10 / -1

Lol it’s funny to see this. I understand your point but ask yourself this.

How can you possibly give a single shit about “laws” after the past 4 years?

This is why we will lose in 2022 and 2024. Right now we should all be asking ourselves how can we cheat better than the communists. Not standing by and reminding people what is or isn’t a “crime.”

The game being played is rigged. We can continue pretending it will fix itself, or we can grow the fuck up and rig the fucking thing our way. That’s the choice

Whoever cheats more in every possible way they in 2022 and 2024 is going to win.

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Jimmycrackerson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good man. I like the way you think.

We'll never win by playing their game with their rules.

I love trump. But he said himself, he loves the game. And hes always gonig to be trapped within their system losing in the end.

We need strong people who refuse to stoop to playing the game.

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S11houette 2 points ago +2 / -0

So is jaywalking.

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CokeOrPepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

So is election fraud.

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luckyfunk13 1 point ago +1 / -0

I assume you will be willfully handing over any guns or ammo you own if someone tells you they're illegal?

unfortunately, guys, it's a crime. Nuffin we can do.

Edit: I will stand-by on the chance your sarcasm was way too dry, based on other comment history. If so, this one really could use a /s...

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ObviousStatementMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, if that government agency is involved in treason (COVID hoax + election theft), they can go fuck themselves. I'll stick with the Constitution.

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Mehocmehogan 2 points ago +2 / -0

For a mere 25 million dollars this scandal can go away.

Please contact the FBI and they will tell you were to send the first installment of 4.5 million dollars.

Thank you for you cooperation Operators are standing buy

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GODisinc0ntr0l 14 points ago +14 / -0

Where's the link to the illegal card. I want to print one now.

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TrumpParty007 [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

here is what I found when a friend was looking for one since he lost his

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Dtom 4 points ago +4 / -0

https://dhhs.ne.gov/Documents/ShotCard-ENGLISH.pdf

ready to print on card stock. google image search for filled out vaccine cards to get the right format for Pfizer / Maderna lot numbers. for educational use only of course.

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CokeOrPepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

This will be handy to test my new laser printer. Maybe I’ll test on a few pieces of card stock, 3” x 4” x 0.018”

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mizzAmerica45 11 points ago +11 / -0

Well they should've warned me sooner. I didn't know.....and I still don't know. ?

The fbi can totally screw off. They're the most dishonest people on the face of the earth. Until they're punished to the fullest for all their crimes, I don't give a darn about anything they have to say.

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AZTrumpette1776 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'll take my chances.

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MakeAmericaWinAgain 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pretty much. At this point, I don’t even give a shit.

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CokeOrPepe 9 points ago +9 / -0

The FBI has no standing so fuck them. We are better investigators that those fools. They can kiss my ass! SUCK IT!

I identify as being vaccinated so whatever.

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Fixcando1968 7 points ago +7 / -0

What if you "find" and "give away " said cards? Loopholes people. ?

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TrumpParty007 [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

is finding a penny on the ground and picking it up and putting it in my pocket considered stealing? nope... so ...

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Anon6992374 6 points ago +6 / -0

Find a decent Naturopath or Homeopath MD. Get them to give you the "at-home" vaccine, where you throw out the dose, and keep the card they signed, and they maintain plausible deniability.

Problem solved.

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keeptherepublic100 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is interesting.

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LongTimeListener 5 points ago +5 / -0

We The People:

It is illegal to require us to HAVE a covid card.

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InmatesRunTheAsylum 4 points ago +4 / -0

So subtly change the logos. Something tells me that the average village idiot checking them won't notice.

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NoUKcigarettes 4 points ago +4 / -0

It won't be false information I write on the card. There's soooooo many selfie pictures with their vaccine cards that I'm 100% sure what I write down is accurate. ????

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Chachiex 4 points ago +4 / -0

FBI = CCP stormtroopers

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Qbaby 4 points ago +4 / -0

This would be hiliarious if it wasn't so angering. The fibbies can pound salt.

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Bedminster 3 points ago +4 / -1

FBI? LOL!!! OK FAGS!

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keeptherepublic100 3 points ago +3 / -0

just in case there is a chance someone will use a fake piece of paper you better wear your mask and distance you fucking slave. HAHAHA. fuck you FBI

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Choctaw 3 points ago +3 / -0

Next step is being charged with felony disbelief when you don't go along with the scamdemic like a good little sheepy

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TheSaltyProphet 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s illegal for the FBI to commit treason, which they seem to repeatedly do. So eat a dick FBI, from the bottom of all our hearts.... EAT THAT DICK.

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Stephanie1 3 points ago +3 / -0

And killing you by injection is legal.

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ToxicLibertyism 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, the FBI is releasing this statement so they can remain the number 1 distributor of counterfeit vax certificates.

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charwoman 3 points ago +3 / -0

I predict an uptick in boating accidents and lost wallets.

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GortamusMaximus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Everyone should start reporting Fauci & Biden to the FBI snitch line at the bottom.

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Camarokirk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looking at the card it shows dob and heath record number or patient number. So that info is just there for any dingbat waitress or cashier to look? Maybe record? Fuck you. That all has to be against hippa

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Phishhed44 2 points ago +2 / -0

So when the CDC makes BILLIONS annually selling vaccines, we should just trust them that everything is just peachy, a-ok & good to go? Show me the evidence. Until then, my printer is ready to go dawgs. Edit; AND WHERE’S THE ILLEGAL’S PROOF OF VAXX? Oh yeah...pass GO.

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Phishhed44 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wouldn’t laminate it.

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LightAnon 2 points ago +2 / -0

to each his own.

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Phishhed44 5 points ago +5 / -0

Only reason I mentioned it was many gov’t certificates say DO NOT LAMINATE. I suppose it doesn’t matter...

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LightAnon 3 points ago +3 / -0

I did not know that. Thanks!

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dabdaddy 2 points ago +2 / -0

need to get one of these

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MagaMan1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmao oh well

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Magpi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just tell them it's a voter ID card, and you're excused.

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OkieBowhunter 2 points ago +2 / -0

How the FBI's credibitly could not be totally shredded in any court case therefore compromising their claims against a defendant, is beyond me.

They have no credibility whatsoever.

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MudDog 2 points ago +2 / -0

I didn't print mine, I bought it on ebay

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WinsAnon 2 points ago +2 / -0

I read the cited statute in the FBI release. There is no way faking your own card violates 18 USC 1017. It reads in its entirety as follows:

"Whoever fraudulently or wrongfully affixes or impresses the seal of any department or agency of the United States, to or upon any certificate, instrument, commission, document, or paper or with knowledge of its fraudulent character, with wrongful or fraudulent intent, uses, buys, procures, sells, or transfers to another any such certificate, instrument, commission, document, or paper, to which or upon which said seal has been so fraudulently affixed or impressed, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both."

There is no seal of any department of the US being affixed by anyone on those paper cards. This claim is BS.

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Lopeover 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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BigHandsome91 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only thing they said is actually illegal is using the department of health seal. Just change that and you are gucci.

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ange 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes sir, Mr. FBI Agent sir.

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PeterStrozk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Paperwork Reduction Act (PRA) of 1995 No valid OMB control number

Sec 3506 2b Page 109 STAT. 173 b(iii)IV and V

                                ``(IV) whether responses to the 
                            collection of information are voluntary, 
                            required to obtain a benefit, or 
                            mandatory; and
                                ``(V) the fact that an agency may 
                            not conduct or sponsor, and a person is 
                            not required to respond to, a collection 
                            of information unless it displays a 
                            valid control number;

Sec 3512 ab

(a) Notwithstanding any other provision of law, no person shall be subject to any penalty for failing to comply with a collection of information that is subject to this chapter if-- (1) the collection of information does not display a valid control number assigned by the Director in accordance with this chapter; or (2) the agency fails to inform the person who is to respond to the collection of information that such person is not required to respond to the collection of information unless it displays a valid control number. (b) The protection provided by this section may be raised in the form of a complete defense, bar, or otherwise at any time during the agency administrative process or judicial action applicable thereto.;

IANAL, but I intend to fill mine out citing the PRA, and not in a fraudulent manner.

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Mehocmehogan 1 point ago +1 / -0

The FBI is expecting your call and will tell you how much money you can pay to make this scandal go away.

FBI Agency Operators are standing by.

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dabdaddy 1 point ago +1 / -0

anybody got a link to the best type of paper to use for this

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TrumpParty007 [S] 1 point ago +3 / -2

65lb card stock might be something that one would look at if they were to measure another person card

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CokeOrPepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

80lb

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americanjerky 1 point ago +1 / -0

So they make this a felony then take our guns when we get caught?

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PhDinNY 1 point ago +1 / -0

The whole concept of a vaccine card is in total violation of the HIPAA act! I don't see how it can hold up in court, but we know how reliable courts are these days.

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Southernwhitebread 1 point ago +1 / -0

Would be shame if a couple thousand ended up on car windshields at Walmarts all 0ver.

Oh your with the FBI ? I dont answer questions

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DoMagnum 1 point ago +1 / -0

Foolish

Bastard

Incels

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raggedyman74 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why? Why is it "illegal"? On what grounds?

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Ogcarvattack 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just print guns then.

Also print dogs. Kek

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NoUKcigarettes 1 point ago +1 / -0

They should get Chris Cuomo to tell us that it's illegal.