Note: I'm an old fart pede, so what I tried may not work for younger pedes.
Had to take my tax documentation to H&R Block. Walked in without a mask and was greeted by a big fat black gal (you know the type, 10" fake nails, those big caterpillar fake eyelashes, and a ghastly hair weave) wearing two masks and sitting behind 1" thick plexiglass.
Her first words were "please put a mask on."
I played dumb and pretended I didn't hear. She says even louder "put your mask on."
I reply "I'm sorry I can't hear you with the masks on. I have a hearing deficit. Please speak louder."
She grunts and shouts so loudly everyone in the office heard her -- "PUT A MASK ON."
I say "I'm so very sorry. I have to read lips in order to fully understand. Please lower your mask."
She shouts even louder "PUT THE MASK ON."
By then she's hyperventilating and can't speak. So she leaves the reception desk and sends up a big tall black dude who's also double masked.
Wash Rinse Repeat
He starts to hyperventilate and lowers his mask enough to tell me "PUT A MASK ON.
I reply -- Medical Exemption.
He freaks and leaves the reception area.
The gal I wanted to see from the git-go comes up front, takes my papers without a peep and I leave -- Mask-Free with a Shit-Eating Grin.
And if you are forced to mask up to complete your business, try mumbling loudly but incoherently. If you're not in a hurry, that one's fun, too.
Sound like Kenny on Southpark. You could even call them a few profane names in Kennyspeak.
lol owner of the company I'm working at legit has hearing aids and he's screwed at a loud restaurant with a waitress wearing a mask. He's like "yeah, we're gonna have a problem with you wearing that mask in here"
I did it on accident last time I went to the grocery. I go to one where the official policy is masks required, but the employees are prohibited from enforcing it, which I take full advantage of. The cashier I went to seemed a little stressed by it, and at the end of the transaction asked "would you like any ice or stamps today?" which sounded like a garbled mess the first two times he asked me and I just stared blankly for a few seconds before asking to repeat it a third time. Any time I have the opportunity I try to put all of the awkwardness of a situation solely on the person acting irrationally, ie, wearing a face mask.
OLD FART PEDES ARE THE BEST!!!!!!
You know what they say...old age and treachery will overcome youth and enthusiasm any day. ;-)
True story
What some of the younger generation doesn’t understand is that the older folks (I’m no spring chicken) have “been there and done that” and try to pass things on to our kids, but the kids just seem to want to find out the hard way. That’s our kids anyway. Told our son while he was looking for a home some things to consider when house hunting. He totally ignored me and now he’s wishing he didn’t buy the house he did. Live and learn I guess. Maybe next time he will listen.
And it's 100 times sexier!
This, truly puts a smile on my face.
Dude! ??
I like this answer because you aren’t lying.
I've been needing to find a new hobby. White hair here. Going out and pissing people off is my new entertainment .
I used to be a people person until people ruined it for me!
Yeh, me too. I have friends for 50 years who I am still friends with as long as subjects are very superficial. It saddens me.I don't dare be myself.
They use lying. If you can't beat them , join them. Turn about is fair play. We grew up with these truths. Go Granny Go !
Bit late to the party here, but... Don't think of it as lying. Think of it as real-life trolling. Or in-person shitposting. ;~)
100%, how many videos have we seen in the last few months of the Branch Covidians invading people's personal space to yell at them for no masks.... so much for "social distancing". If they were so afraid of the "deadly" "pandemic" wouldn't they want to keep their distance?? Stay away from the grandma-killing maskless neaderthal?
It's funny to see them get so triggered that they forget their own silly rules, and they feel the need to shame / guilt / berate those that don't follow goose step with their own beliefs.
Keep it up folks, the more people stand up to the nonsense, the more people will join in the fight. Many people know this is all BS but fear being shamed or being the only one to fight back.
"Branch Covidians", love it! Fauci is their David Koresh :)
Disobedience is a critical component of a free society.
She took your papers?!!! That you breathed on?!!! OMG!!!! This is worse than the grocery aisle where they touch ALL YOUR STUFF and give it back to you BEHING A SHEET OF PLASTIC FOR PROTECTION!!! Funny actually....? those people are stupid! Thanks for sharing!??✝️??
I got kicked out of my dad’s hearing doctor’s office because the mask kept falling below my nose. I also kept pulling it down so he could read my lips.
Yeah, his hearing doctor
I only wear a mask with my nose exposed now, and just breathe through my nose, so the mask doesn't bother me, other than having to keep the business owners happily complying with BS mandates.
Sometimes I wear it on my chin as a blatant sign of disrespect
Your screen totally has COVID now, you monster ?
I SAID...WE TOTALLY HAVE THE BEST HUMOR ?❤️
Oh, God, I'm laughing. You rock!
Outstanding! Keep up the good work!
Did you see this one? Karen at an Idaho school board meeting. I LOL'd
https://archive.is/YBebn
Better idea. Fire that retard and keep her far away from children.
Can't wait to hear any update! :)
Legend
Way to go!!! Went to the grocery store to pick up a cake for hubby (his birthday) and some nutjob with a mask harrassed me in the store and it came down to him calling me names, so, I walked closer to him so I would not yell, and he scampered back! I laughed so hard. He told me if I got any closer, he would punch me, and I told him if he did that, I would sue him and own everything, including the clothes he was wearing. He backed off even more, so,while he was yelling at me, I called him a pussy, turned around and went on my way. I wanted to clock him. I need to pray for words of wisdom to be at rest on my tongue when this situation arises again.
I'll be your hucklemary. ;)
LOL, this place has given me such strength, I am forever grateful. I was shocked that this guy, wearing a mask, yelling at me about not wearing a mask, calling me names, people were just looking at me. I wish I would have had a stock line to say that would send him, and everyone listening to research for themselves. A site to start them to see for themselves that it is a lie.
Have a wonderful weekend, my friend. My husband has to verify everything I tell him because he loves proving me wrong! LOL Very rarely does he ever and, it is something like it happened at 12:47 not 12:45.
Maskofmn.org
Legend!!!!!!
Oh, that just brightened my day. Thanks, OP.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahh
You and I sir, are now Frens. Best of Frens maybe. Most certainly Frens for life.
If we ever have a GAW gathering of pedes, autists, and Patriots ... you sir, drink for free. You and whom ever you bring ... drinks are completely on me.
Frens for life sir ... you and I are Frens for life.
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OMG - PRICELESS!!!!! ^^^ MILLION ^^^
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I love it! ???
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Clever! Sometimes it's fun to mess with the mask nazis a bit. I had one girl yelling across a store at me, which of course I ignored. So she was forced to walk all the way over and repeat herself. So I feigned surprise, pulled out a mask, dangled it in the air and walked away. A few minutes later I hear her yelling across the store again. Repeat process. It was good exercise for her I think!
Hehe made me smile. Nice work pede!
YEEESSSSSS!! Love it.
ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!! THANKS FOR THE GREAT LAUGH!!!???????
Troller extraordinaire !
Fortunately I live on area that stopped (for the most part) wearing masks months ago. I love my redneck neighbors! Place I work at we get ny state people coming in they are so relieved they don't have to wear a mask it's unbelievable their reactions
This is fighting for your freedom. Thank you for your service pede!
Well done!
Everyone needs a hobby!
Love it! Let me know if you want to adopt some adorable grandkids.
Nice job! That is great.
Hahaha! That's great! First thing you do is get them to yell at you (I can't hear you) Then once they are yelling it appears to others that they are attacking you (old man) Bwahahahaha!
Thanks for the story, very funny. This should be a daily segment on this. The [PFGSotD] stickies.