How to spot a Fed
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I have absolutely no patience for this, but...
I wonder if these guys were in attendance on Jan 6th.
We might be able to pick them out of the crowd from that day, aye?
"Oh, Mr. 4CHAN!"
"Can you have a look???"
That photo was so bright it made my eyes hurt with my sunglasses on.
u/#glowie
Well this posts glows... but that's kinda the point.
The jorts aren't coming back in style are they?
It's so they can move uninhibited should they have to be the heroic good guys you see in the movies.
they were never in-style
I really wish a pede went dressed like a highlighter and passed out glowsticks to everyone
All some shade of blue shirts and shorts, too. The two looking at the camera don't look too happy to have been spotted and photog'd, also. Definitely some type of Fed. My guess would be FBI, DHS, or Clowns In America, but to me, [they] smell like Fools Be Inbred.
I'm dying laughing now.
CIA - The newest intern recruits, right out of college and just back from training at 'The Farm.' Their first assignment. I'm waiting for the video to start, so they can form a single line and start the Rockettes style kick line! Or should I have said 'Bro-ckettes! Blah, ha, ha!!
Sucks to fail practicum, doesn't it?
and they all had something large and rectangular in their pockets. Too thick for a phone.
At least 4 of them have a Glock shaped bulge in their front pocket.
The watches, while i see the point of them all being black watches, most of the population is right handed and wpuld wear the watch on the left wrist. But this was a good job of pointing out the uniform.
You missed the guns in their pockets! C’mon, man!
I don’t get it??? They just look like a bunch of fags.
No, you got it.
Phew, have been worried about being dumbed by all the CNN I watch. kek
KEK
All some shade of blue shirts and shorts, too. The two looking at the camera don't look too happy to have been spotted and photog'd, also. Definitely some type of Fed. My guess would be FBI, DHS, or Clowns In America, but to me, [they] smell like Fools Be Inbred.
Almost feel bad for 'em. Like nobody showed up to their party, y'know? Poor bastards.
LOL look at this group of morose Jussie Smollets right here, dejected and sad that you and I didn't show up. Did you guys try picking up a stick and poking people with it to see if they could give you a FF?
The other part is that they are all aware and suspicious of the person taking a photo of them. Being suspicious and sensitive about your photo taken is a good cue that someone is undercover.
Whew! I found a reason to remain less than fit. I won't glow in pics lol
Granted I would never wear a cuffed set of shorts. Feds who want to blend into the general populace need to gain 100lbs. I mean I could give glowies some other hints, but they need to show me they are serious by first gaining a hundred lbs during the next year.
They look like they are straight out of the 1988 'how to' handbook.
Oh snap. You can see the tan lines on their collars because they all wear suits all the time!
Cuffed shorts are still in fashion in eastern europe... These guys are Ukrainian military. (IMO)
Maybe ever mercenaries.
Alternate theory... Higher resolution picture at the link too.
I've never seen so many guys in one area, together, with shaved legs.
I missed that! Is leg shaving a thing with guys now? (older Pede here), husband would never shave his legs.
How to spot them? Get a gaydar, apparently.
They all seem to have shaved legs.
100% spooks.
Is the angry one in teal shirt wearing stonewashed denim?
The sad reality is, when FBI and other agencies recruit, they probably screen for leftist-indoctrinated idiots to join their ranks; there are probably ZERO conservatives in those agencies now!