Catturd: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES !!!
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I miss the old days when this was just called a “cold”.
Funny how the common cold and flu have gone extinct for the past 2 years…not even part of the human language these days….the shit has gotten ridiculous!!
Everything is Covid now
All Your Symptoms Are Belong To Us
The classics never die!
Somebody set up us the bomb.
Somebody set up us the vax
coronavirus was the common cold since the 1960s. Now it''s the deadly COVID!!
Always has been.
chicken noodle soup and vitamin C
These will be the next things they ban because we might use them to get well without having to go to hospital and be put on a vent!
I don't like Campbell's any more. They've changed something in their recipes that make them all taste "off" to me. I'd rather make my own soup, and then eat it for a week because it's impossible to make less than a huge pot.
They have a whole factory that just makes chicken soup it's really neat
Somewhere in here is a granpa story... in my day we used to walk to school through 5 ft of snow... in my day we just called that a cold... SMH.
Don’t forget, uphill both ways
and our shoes were old newspapers wrapped up with twine.
That just described my chronic allergy symptoms! 😂.
It's amazing how so many co-workers of mine are having persistent allergy issues post-vaccine/booster. Weird.
I think it’s related to TV all the junk they throw at you. It also messes you up spiritually looking at the evil they sneak in and the devil blinds you and binds you to be afraid. Then the next step is to get you on the vaccine to passing that fear. My parents made comments about the TV promoting fear back in the 90s but they still watch enough to be pushed into taking the vaccine.
I am pure blood! Just though it was funny that all the symptoms described, were, what I deal with , with my chronic sinus issues! No jab here!
LOL!
They left out tje sniffles.
Runny nose.
How did we not catch that runny nose? Symptoms are learned from " precious " experience.
Heh, yeah, came here to say that. For me that's about 9 months of every year... only get some relief in the dead of winter.
Hmm. There's a booster for that don't ya know!
Just end it already. I can't stand another runny nose. I just can't.
Just smooch the barrel of a gun and pull the trigger. It's better than getting a sore throat, I suppose. ;)
That will certainly clear the sinuses
Versus the top 5 symptoms of the vax
No wonder the hospitals are over-run
Yes, especially considering they allow every Tom, Dick, and Harry to treat them as though they are walk-in clinic for every little minor injury or illness instead of turning people away and telling them their issue isnt serious and to make an appt at their nearest health clinic, but hey, the taxpayers get to pick up the tab! Yay
Goddamn it, I was a cheesemaker, and now I'm stuck in this post apocalyptic nuclear Holocaust nightmare. I can't handle another bout of sneezing!
After two years to slow the spread, I think everyone has fatigue.
Sounds like standard man flu to me.
ViItamin D3, C, Zinc. Take these and you will not get sick.This will kill big pharma.
aka............................... the cold.
Doesn't Biden show each every time he speaks?
Oh FFS.
CLOWN WORLD
Sounds a lot like the COMMON COLD to me.
Rest.
Oh the horror!
Just end it already. I can't stand another runny nose. I just can't.
Ohmygosh, we're all gonna die. I'm so scared 'n stuff. A sore throat? We're doomed!
"Generally being a wimp" 🤣
OMG!!!/We're all going to die!!! Where is chicken little to sound the alarm.... The sky is falling!!!
Oh that sucks. Glad I ordered a large bottle of benadryl.
gee... they misspelled "common cold"....
So we gave the common cold a new name lmfao. Or my allergies 365
I have a cough but I have restricted lung disease and the cold kills me.
I sneezed 3x in the last week, no other symptoms, am I a goner?
Best start writing that will fren
It will fit on a post-it, but I will get on it.
So are they no longer trying to link omicron to vaccine adverse effects as an excuse ? Guess they figured out they weren't able to spin this since only vaccinated people were coming down with it.
Kek..is this satire? Are they punking themselves?
I HAVE ALL 5....AM I GOING TO BE ALRIGHT???? /s
Well that was October
Dang. Those are symptoms I live with every day! No relief from allergies. 👃🏻
Isn’t that called “Wednesday” for all the moms out there with young ones? They are like walking colds
We'Re ALL gUNnA DIE 😨😱😰
Doesn't Nyquil fix all that?
Hell... thats a good Tuesday for me.
Oh, that's their plan. Pushing Omicron as cold and flu season 2021.... These people are the worst.