Chinese people actually don't know about fortune cookies. It's an American thing.
That sentence is just about spot on if we're going by Chinese grammar.
When Chinese people study English, the main thing driven into their heads is grammar rules grammar rules grammar rules.
The result is that they speak English with Chinese grammar. So... I don't know why they bother.
Try to suggest that they learn English grammar by reading English novels or by listening to native speakers, and they think you're insane. That's not the right way, what they're already failing at is the right way!
They study this stuff literally all day sometimes... They're pretty proud of being such hard workers.
Someday I wonder if the concepts of efficiency or effectiveness will ever creep in..
Oh, and the best part is that they all have a maid from the Philippines or Vietnam who learned Chinese in six months just from watching TV, so YOU are dumb if it takes you more than six months to master Chinese. Says the person who's been working on English for literal decades.
Is anyone working on a comprehensive compilation of the best of the meme wars? This could be an epic gallery of dank memes that we could sit around with our grand kids and tell of the glory days of the great information war of freedom.
More accurate than any other test on the market too.
Oh dear. Three minds with a single thought!
And more delicious
Now, how do I use it, do I shove it up my ass?
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet become high on pot.
Correct but you have to do it while you criticize yourself like an Asian mother. "Why you so stupit?"
Get out of here, fuckin' Mongorians! God-damnit, how come every time us Chinese put up a wall, stupid Mongorians have to come and knock it down?
Let's be fair about this. Probably just as accurate! Lol
I'd say it's about the same.
😂
Won't this go against the cabal agenda here? The real CCP would order this censored as misinformation.
Thats why they are hiding this info inside baked goods!
I love this.
Do I need to shove the cookie all way deep in the nose first?
It's better than the alternative.
Read the Cookie instructions.
Cant believe you managed to find one like this, lol
60% of the experience is the smell.
Into brain, best for test.
u/#Catdance
u/#supplies
Chinese people actually don't know about fortune cookies. It's an American thing.
That sentence is just about spot on if we're going by Chinese grammar.
When Chinese people study English, the main thing driven into their heads is grammar rules grammar rules grammar rules.
The result is that they speak English with Chinese grammar. So... I don't know why they bother.
Try to suggest that they learn English grammar by reading English novels or by listening to native speakers, and they think you're insane. That's not the right way, what they're already failing at is the right way!
They study this stuff literally all day sometimes... They're pretty proud of being such hard workers.
Someday I wonder if the concepts of efficiency or effectiveness will ever creep in..
Oh, and the best part is that they all have a maid from the Philippines or Vietnam who learned Chinese in six months just from watching TV, so YOU are dumb if it takes you more than six months to master Chinese. Says the person who's been working on English for literal decades.
Should read; Eat More Bats
Lol
The VA sent out emails telling us we can request free tests
Sum ting wong?
I just spit out my covfefe!
Shouldn't it read "You not have vilus"?
Still high in false positives
太感谢了
The most accurate test yet. NCSWIC
...the chicken, the rice, the soup and the cookies...and then? and then? AND THEN?? AND THEN!!?
Correction: “You no have Virus”
Viral Fortune 😏
Supplies!!! You not positive
/u/MAGA_Patriot_1776
Is anyone working on a comprehensive compilation of the best of the meme wars? This could be an epic gallery of dank memes that we could sit around with our grand kids and tell of the glory days of the great information war of freedom.
We need a .win specifically for memes
I vote for spicymemes (dot) win!
SUM TING WONG
Positive test reads
Who flu? You flu!