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ChronicMetamorphosis 8 points ago +8 / -0 stickied

Well, this proves that Catturd isn't Don Jr. I wonder who else in Trump's circle is born in 1964.

Sorry for hijacking, folks.

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QdaPeeps 41 points ago +41 / -0

He'll, in sixth grade my teacher Mrs. Wilson smacked me upside the head with a wooden stick just for looking at the prettiest girl in the class!

Her name was Katie!

I married that girl!

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propertyofUniverse 10 points ago +10 / -0

I love that story, except maybe the stick bit.

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QdaPeeps 13 points ago +13 / -0

I dunno, even Katie says I deserved it though she sure didn't seem to mind the attention.

1969 the Dean had a huge wooden paddle with big 1in holes drilled in it, I know because it was a shop class project. Always pissed me off getting "swats" from something I had a hand in making!

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Oskar64 6 points ago +6 / -0

hahah what a great story. Gives me an idea maybe we can get Hillary and he cohorts making rope at Gitmo

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QdaPeeps 4 points ago +4 / -0

What a great thought! LOL!

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DrMcCoy 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is super cool you married someone that was in 6th grade with you!

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propertyofUniverse 3 points ago +3 / -0

I dunno, even Katie says I deserved it though she sure didn't seem to mind the attention.

Perhaps she wanted to see you get paddled for her. It was a test and you passed!

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QdaPeeps 4 points ago +4 / -0

She actually did witness that, LoL, too funny! And she still remembers it!

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CaptainQuip 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Catholic school I went to in the early 60's, the principal, Sister Mary Justin, had a paddle kind of like that, only it had lots of smaller holes (and was 1" thick oak)! We would have to bend over, hold our ankles and, SWAT!!!!! Man, did that sting!

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QdaPeeps 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh man, exactly! Our dean had two different tile squares from all the others right outside his office in hallway, put your feet on each square, bend over and grab your ankles! (Must have some universal training? I don't know but you are not the first that describes it perfectly, just the way it happened)

And Yes, "the STING!" OH MY GOODNESS! LoL! I remember dancing in the hallway rubbing my butt try to ease the pain!

Of course it was done in the hallway corridor so the sounds of the swats would echo through all the classrooms. They didn't let other students witness it but atleast half the entire school damn sure heard it!

I had a social studies teacher that would stop, count out the swats by rapping his wooden pointer-wand on the chalkboard and then pontificate over the severity of the crime according to how many swats we all heard!

Ahh, the joyous memories of youth!

Thanks for smiles!

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Mary911 7 points ago +8 / -1

Last week on the Internet cover stories; there was one about the most dangerous things we used to do in the 1960's. I couldn't believe it when one of those things was getting your butt whipped. I shook my head thinking; this is what is wrong with society now. This is why we have our jails and prisons filled up. This is why we have smart mouthed kids. I got my butt whipped plenty of times. I think I turned out to be a good person. But these Liberals seem to think that whipping our kids is torture and so now you can't. I say, "Spare the rod and spoil the child." The Liberals wouldn't know what that means.

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PhDinNY 7 points ago +7 / -0

All the kids in my neighborhood in FL ran behind the mosquito fogger trucks in the 1960's. They burned oil to create smoke that was mixed with the pesticide. It was probably DDT! Our parents were so clueless regarding such things. Later, the truck quit using the oil smoke and just sprayed a mist of pesticide, and us stupid kids STILL ran behind it! (and the truck driver would yell at us to get away; at least he was smart enough to know how stupid it was, unlike our parents :) )

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Mary911 3 points ago +3 / -0

Some of us kids followed the gang. We had no idea we were doing wrong. We did not have any trucks fogging mosquitoes in my town, but if we had, we would have done the same thing.

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ditzee58 2 points ago +2 / -0

In south Louisiana, our parents had hand pump mosquito sprayers that they'd spray throughout the house, including bedrooms while we were sleeping in them!

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PhDinNY 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've always thought the two major errors of the U.S. of the 20th century was racism and environmental ignorance. Both have been addressed, and other than some idiots across various sectors, both have been fixed. Unfortunately, there are many that still use both issues to manipulate people.

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QdaPeeps 5 points ago +5 / -0

Agree 100%!

I would never condone child abuse but there's a huge difference between "discipline" and abuse.

I never got a whoopin I didn't deserve, including the second one when I got home and had to tell my pop what I did!

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SoMuchWinning45 5 points ago +5 / -0

Some adults don't know where the line is between discipline and abuse, even when they're looking in from the outside, because their own experience colors their opinion. They'll see a 10 year old get punched in the gut, and think there's nothing wrong because their father punched them in the gut too. No, that's some very bad physical abuse. My parents treated me and my sister like shit. I know what abuse is.

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ersatz 4 points ago +5 / -1

He who spares his rod hates his son, But he who loves him disciplines him promptly

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Proverbs 13:24

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QdaPeeps 0 points ago +1 / -1

Amen!

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Mary911 4 points ago +4 / -0

Amen. I deserved all mine too. I always hated it when my Mom would say, "Just wait til your Daddy gets home." Whew! You knew you were going to get it. But it taught us never to go back and do that same thing. It taught us 'common sense' which is what the LEFT do NOT have. And yes, there is a difference between a beating and an old fashioned disciplined butt whipping. Amen.

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QdaPeeps 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cracks me up! I remember my Dad (God Rest his beautiful soul) saying "what the he'll are you crying for? I haven't even done anything yet!"

All I could think of to say was "sympathy"?

I never made that colossal mistake again I can tell you that!

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Mary911 2 points ago +2 / -0

Funny. I always cried too. I guess we all knew what was coming. And that's what a butt whipping is all about. SO WE KNOW WHAT IS COMING, WHAT IT FEELS LIKE, AND NEVER TO DO IT AGAIN. Amen. This is what is wrong with Pelosi and the rest of those liberals I do believe.

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CirclebackGinger 2 points ago +3 / -1

See, I think the Liberals who started the whole “you can’t spank your child nonsense” knew exactly what would happen if you let young, impressionable kids be “free spirits”. Liberals who grew up with this brainwashing might not understand how they’re really harming their child by not disciplining them, but the ones who started us down the idiotic path of child psychology knew, IMHO. I got plenty of spankings growing up, I deserved every single one of them, and there were some spankings that I didn’t get but I should have.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

The individual Doctors (Spock) were probably well intentioned. The reason this ideology got promoted while anything sensible got cancelled was DS evil, trying to destroy America. They've been planning it for 108 years. It was rolling along pretty well by the 60's.

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Mary911 1 point ago +1 / -0

Amen. I know I needed more than I got. But in the end, I think I'm okay. I'm not a murderer or a thief or a liar. I go to church and believe in God and his Word. I tried to raise my kids that way and to respect others; especially old people whom I taught them to visit and remember on holidays and such. So I believe that scripture of "spare the rod" and what will happen if you don't use it. Amen.

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cara_c 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good kids respond to non-violent forms of discipline, and violence just makes bad kids (psychopathic, personality disordered) worse. What kids usually had more of in the 1960s was parental and family attention and community. Mom was likely home with them, the neighbors' mothers were home, too, so kids could easily play together outside or at each other's homes, families tended to live near each other and had regular get-togethers with grandparents, aunts, uncles, and cousins, and everyone wasn't always on the computer or their phone.

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Mary911 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's your opinion. I go along with what the bible says. I do not consider getting your behind whipped as violent; what I consider violent is when it is BEATEN. That's what took punishment from the hands of the parents. I do agree with you on Mom being home and the neighbors mothers plus playing with neighbor friends. I agree with all of the cousins and aunt and such and not having computers or phones to play on. It is a mixture of many things, but a spanking on occasion for something severe that a child did wrong, I disagree. God bless.

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makemyday007 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dad? Is that you?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about.

Or my favorite, be a man! To a 4 year old.

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makemyday007 1 point ago +1 / -0

But I up dooted you twice Dad!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 0 points ago +0 / -0

Hit the teacher.

That's a VanHalen song right?

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HebsFarm 1 point ago +1 / -0

VH were lovers, not fighters.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Times they are a-changin

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judypatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

And the he'll!

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QdaPeeps 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know, right!

And we're not talking "ogling or anything improper here" I was 10! They were lining up at the door to go out for recess, I smiled at her as she passed by and I guess looked at her a few seconds longer than the teacher approved of. Smack!

I mowed that ladies lawn for atleast 4-5 summers, I always pissed on her favorite rose bush! But the damn thing seemed to thrive on it! Got bigger and bushier every week! I always smiled when the first frost of winter came, LoL, it was like Finally it's dead! Yay!

She always referred to me as "that heathen" lol.

I dunno, I have been told all my life that I have a bit of an "attitude problem" when it comes to dealing with "authority".

GUILTY as charged!

Which could have something to do with landing in MMI (Millersburg Military Institute, Kentucky) by 8th grade?

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HebsFarm 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ha, I think urea is a substance people purposely apply to roses, so I guess you were fertilizing that bush all along. Opposite of the intended effect!

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QdaPeeps 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh man! Really? I had no idea!

She did have beautiful roses. LoL.

Well I guess I don't have to feel so guilty anymore. In later years, much later years, I have felt really bad about what I did.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Heh, never happened to me. And I remember the summer of 69.

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undine53 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL! Good for you :)

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AZTrumpette1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

My 6th grade teachers name was Mrs. Wilson. She never hit me with a stick and it was the 90s.

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QdaPeeps 1 point ago +1 / -0

This was 25 or so years earlier.

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HebsFarm 1 point ago +1 / -0

My 6th grade teacher's name was Mr. Gilson. He never hit me but he got pretty bent out of shape the time I (accidentally) broke a window.

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undine53 [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

And now parents are taking kids to tranny story time events. Unbelievable.

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DrMcCoy 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sucks to have stupid parents. And those stupid parents will likely have their kids get the Covid jab.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is justice after all?

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ATLAS_ONE 11 points ago +11 / -0

One step closer to discovering the person behind the cat.

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undine53 [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes, I thought that was a bit of a giveaway.

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TheGreatPumpkin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Could this Caturd be General Charles Flynn? Is this Mikes Little brother?

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Uhtred 3 points ago +3 / -0

Charles Flynn born 1963 so we are in the ballpark

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031174 5 points ago +5 / -0

You didn't even say pregnant and PG was whispered.

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pearlrevolver 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wow Catturd's older than my dad.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fifth grade, the girls were taken out of class into an assembly to teach them basic sex ed. The boys remained in the classroom, and were taught separately. About half an hour, maybe 45 minutes.

Sex ed didn't need to be any more than that. Public schools should be FIRED from even that much! Back then parents were too bashful to talk to their kids about it. Not. Anymore!

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LordSoth 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's Keanu Reeves

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000000001 4 points ago +4 / -0

So born in 1964 hey? Maybe it's Nicholas Cage.

Think Sharknado. Q

https://www.imdb.com/search/name/?birth_year=1964-01-01,1964-12-31

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Thenfg1234 4 points ago +4 / -0

And he’s tweeting! Go to your board everyone and take your damn kids out of there

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INK10 4 points ago +4 / -0

Won't work on the type of people that use the schools as babysitters. Both parents are out all day, every day working hard so they can have two new SUVs, big houses and all the material stuff they want. Kids are put into "activities" such as sports, music lessons, dance lessons, and anything that brings the parents status.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can do all that and homeschool. Seriously. Options exist.

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heebiejeebie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Reading.... Righting..... Rithmatic...... has no place for Raunch....

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MetalThatMatters 3 points ago +3 / -0

No kidding. I was 6 in '69 ... Mom, Dad, Grandma and Grandpa woulda been down to the kindergarten. They wouldn't be looking for cookies and milk.

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deedles 3 points ago +3 / -0

Leading children away from God.

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369Q 3 points ago +4 / -1

Well, the men of today don't care about what their children are taught. They only care about comfort and their little women to be satisfied in luxury.

They don't care that their children are being brainwashed. Why? Greed and weakness.

I would never let my children be around these people. Its beyond me what people are prepared to do just so they can go on with their life of consumption and nothing. Rather be dead.

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QdaPeeps 13 points ago +13 / -0

Not ALL men.

I have 12 grandkids now, all home schooled and heavily involved in the Church activities, sports, music lessons and each one is "required" to volunteer 10 hours a month, their choice, it's amazing the things they find to donate their time to.

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369Q 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's great news! That is what we need, more people detaching from this Luciferian system, not trying to fix what is working as intended.

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undine53 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Godless people without principles or a moral code.

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ouphe 1 point ago +2 / -1

I get what you're saying but "greed" itself is a staple of existing.

Being too greedy can be debated from every angle right down to a person taking each breath of air because they're too greedy for wanting to stay alive. It seems "greed" is a motivator or initiator behind anything. In reality, "greed" is good, no?

What the people corrupting the world are doing is something else, I think. I'm not sure what one word to call it but "greed" does not seem to fit.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ferengi rule of acquisition #41?

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369Q 1 point ago +2 / -1

" itself is a staple of existing = Yes in their world, their teachings, their Matrix.

it's not your natural state fren.

(Only at the precipe will people find the WILL to change..)

It only makes you poorer. And [their[ idea of sharing, communism has nothing to do with what I'm talking about. When you have the required understanding and consciousness, you don't care about a mountain of cash and being a soft, stupid potato living for material with the only outlook to find a partner for fucking ..

The deep state would have had an infinite amount of power, love, and riches if they would have shared what they knew with the rest of us, but they are in truth really stupid..And that stupidity was born out of ignorance and greed. Don't redo their mistakes.

Humans' view of material possessions and hoarding goes hand in hand with low awareness.

Would you care about gold and silver if everyone could make it at home in seconds? Of course not, your aim is to rule, compete, be better. Control others. That was your greed is. State and mindset worthy of an animal, which unfortunately most people today are and even see themselves as. And they are beasts in comparison to their true selves. And by into the excuses their overlords have crafted to keep on living like one.

I don't judge people for it tho. To most, this is the reason to be alive because it's the only thing most understand since this world didn't teach them anything else.

For me, it's all illusions of control. I don't mind luxury, high culture, etc. But has to be done the right way with the right mindset.

For me, instead of having gold locked inside a vault, why not use it for the decor of cities? Statues? For us all to witness and enjoy. Why is it so important to sit on a pile of "bananas" like a stupid monkey? Why?

I rather live in Asgard, than any city on earth.

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cara_c 1 point ago +1 / -0

Many people don't want gold to rule, compete, or to lord it over others, but to provide a nice life for themselves and their loved ones, to buy quality food, housing, clothing, healthcare, education, to be able to buy the things they want that keep them healthier, safer, more educated, entertained, connected, to have interesting experiences, from ball games to world travel, and to be free from a job they hate.

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369Q 1 point ago +1 / -0

You will not have those problems when the Cabal is gone and the new world takes hold. The things we perceived as natural parts of life are in fact not so natural at all. In the end, the lack of perspective and knowledge creates THEIR world with THEIR life rules. And everyone thinks it's a state of "normal" because you don't know anything else. In the world of Lucifer few understood what they lived in. A constructed "hell" you cant see feel, touch, or understand. "But that's humans nature?".No, it's Satan's nature. "Education" = Indocritnation, brainwashing, flatline of IQ, and awareness. It causes your brain activity to be below 5%..Pleiadians and similar humanoids are at 98% brain activity. You can learn how to manifest physical objects from thin air at 30% of the energy within your DNA using your mind...See what these reptiles have done to people? It's beyond, hence you can't understand what is a natural state or not.

And to come back to your answer, I don't judge people for doing so, i fully understand and it's no wrong it in it. But it's a slippery slope that never stops. And what you want now, would you want them if the rest of the world didn't care about them? Would you still want a new Ferrari? If the rest of us could travel with our minds where ever we wanted instantly?

They taught people to be animals. That is what our expensive education does, it brainwashes you and put you in debt (collar) to them. So you are in their control.

Wanna win against them? Stop playing in their game of reality. They draw their power from people's ignorance of what they truly are. To me they all are clowns..From Rothschilds to nurses..All clowns. But not all are evil and brainwashed. We must show compassion and love to the NPCs who are stuck in this, let them be angry, and slowly figure it out themselves.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

To be a more human human being. That's what you're saying. It's the goal of Christianity.

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WeAreThePlan 2 points ago +2 / -0

I didn't know cats lived that long. Or went to kindergarten.

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Gato925 2 points ago +2 / -0

My elementary school principal was my dads teacher. She had permission from my parents to whoop my ass before I started kindergarten! As luck would have it, I was just like my dad and had calluses on both cheeks. I was not the mild mannered child my parents expected! I'll never forget Mrs. Parker. She beat me like a red-headed step child for 6 years before we moved out of town! And I'm better for all those pops, swats, beatings. Worse ones was that yard stick. Damn that stung! She broke it on me

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Ssue1216 2 points ago +2 / -0

This!

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