Insert... man burns down house to kill a spider meme/article.
PS - My X was from AU. She came here to GA, USA and every time she saw a tiny little house spider(which are EVERYWHERE in summer) she raged trying to kill it or ran away from it. It was truly hilarious.
lol. I've seen that spider on video and that was close enough. I grew up in spanish harlem in new york city, so I know about living dangerously. But my area wasn't as beautiful as yours.
No Australia has all natural big creepy crawly stuff to poison and kill you. But they do need biolabs for their pest control teams haha! They have to be able to nuke the bugs and creepy creatures since most are Raid and hammer proof! Hahaha!
Hey Elon, want to have a look over here at Australia while you're on a window shopping spree?
We've got nicer beaches!
And the 12 deadliest things on Earth too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything will kill you there, but it is beautiful to look at while you're dying.
It's not so bad... providing you stay out of the water, off the land, and out of the dunny (toilet). haha
Noticed a big Huntsman Spider in my upstairs toilet yesterday. About maybe 15cm width.
Just closed the door and using the downstairs toilet for now. Hopefully he'll move on in a few days or so.
They're not too dangerous, but you still don't want to get bitten by one.
Crikey! You need a flamethrower mate!
You call that a flamethrowah?
Insert... man burns down house to kill a spider meme/article.
PS - My X was from AU. She came here to GA, USA and every time she saw a tiny little house spider(which are EVERYWHERE in summer) she raged trying to kill it or ran away from it. It was truly hilarious.
lol. I've seen that spider on video and that was close enough. I grew up in spanish harlem in new york city, so I know about living dangerously. But my area wasn't as beautiful as yours.
Dear Lord! Do you guys have bio-insect labs or something down there? Is the cabal genetically modifying arachnids the same way they modify viruses?
I would have grabbed a sledge hammer and smashed it to pieces. If the toilet had to be smashed along with the spider, I'd be perfectly fine with that!
No Australia has all natural big creepy crawly stuff to poison and kill you. But they do need biolabs for their pest control teams haha! They have to be able to nuke the bugs and creepy creatures since most are Raid and hammer proof! Hahaha!
I would drop dead if one of them was in my bathroom. No kidding.
Yeah… fuck those cone snails…
You all really do got some amazing beaches.
And cuter bears!
Just watch out for Drop Bears and Aussies taking the piss.
"I'm gonna get the dart gun...." LOL
Or, you just have beaches, period.
+1, would like Elon to buy and manage Australia. We have nothing but pedophile protector criminals in suit here.
Funny, but a shitpost none the less. This in not a real tweet from Elon.
Trump/USA was going to buy Greenland in 2019 (Pepperage Farms remembers). We would've had Canada surrounded.
There is still time... the Republic of the United States of North America has a nice sound to it.
Did he really say this?
On WHAT planet do I have to "shitpost" flair Musk buying a country with a $1T GDP? Sigh.... ok, changing the flair, just for you, koalakingdom
On the planet where you label shitposts, lol.
Damn it, now I got tricked because it wasn't labeled shit post! Fucking Koala Kingdom!
I have no idea what koala kingdom is. Also musk could totally have tweeted that. I had to go to twitter to confirm he wasnt.
Koala kingdom is the user who complained about it being fake even though it had the shit post flair.
So the mod changed the flair to imply that user had a retard moment.
the one where Elon is trolling quite often and could have actually said this
The purpose is to slide and clog up the forum.
Awwww :( I'm experiencing severe withdrawal due to lack of hopium lol
Pointing out the upvote / downvote system is the same as social credit score. We're against that, right?
Heh
Canada is beyond hope. Give asylum to the sane minority and glass that frozen hellhole.
I'm not your buddy, pal.
I’m not your pal friend
I’m your brother. Buddy!
Kek South Park good ol days
He needs to buy Reddit and clean that shithole
Finally. This is what billionaires should be like. Cant believe we only have one rich guy with a sense of humour.
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oh of course, true lol
He's been studying trumps shitposting style.
I love it.
Please do, Elon. Good move.
The sad part is that we all know Canada has been for sale for many years.
Is this a real tweat from him?
Sounds plausible, let’s do it Elon.
Didn't Elon Musk buy twitter 5 years after joking about doing so?
I hope this is foreshadowing. We have quite the globally reviled fuckwit “leading” our country and pray for him to be punished.
no. it's fake