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MichelleObamasBalls 5 points ago +5 / -0

You have no idea how bad the tension is. Our balls smacked together so hard last night they made sparks.

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MichelleObamasBalls 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was a mistyped September 12th. Take the Hebrew date above it and put it in chat gpt. It will say Sept 12th. This is debonked.

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MichelleObamasBalls 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are all military members outside of MPs still unable to carry weapons while on base? If so, this has got to change. We will see these terrorists take full advantage of this soon if its hasn't already been addressed.

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MichelleObamasBalls 7 points ago +7 / -0

I can't think of anything much more fun than launching smoke canisters or shooting rubber bullets at these foreign invaders and their supporters. May they all end up choking on their buttplugs.

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MichelleObamasBalls 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's only a matter of time before the terrorists let in under Biden are activated. Maybe this week? Maybe next month? Hopefully never, but i doubt it.

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MichelleObamasBalls 2 points ago +2 / -0

I broke mine out today. The ink is almost dry. Haven't used it in 4 years. Maybe I can find some salty tears to moisten it back to life.

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MichelleObamasBalls 4 points ago +4 / -0

What should people put their money in? BTC? Gold?

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MichelleObamasBalls 1 point ago +1 / -0

Funny that it's scheduled for Fool's day.

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MichelleObamasBalls 2 points ago +2 / -0

Besides forcing their staff to be vaccinated, maybe they vaccinated their systems?

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MichelleObamasBalls 3 points ago +3 / -0

What if I'm female on the outside but have massive balls under my skirt?

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MichelleObamasBalls 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a good question. Why don't you come sit on my lap while you're trying to figure it out.

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