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I forgot to use my coupon when I bought tp today
Did you say TP?
aww, CRAP!!!
I think I need to organize my Loose Change.
I got to admit. I'm a little disappointed that no one pointed out the Loose Change reference.
My lord man. There are millions of grains of sand in my hourglass that eed to have numbers engraved in them... How can you think of loose change!
gotta take a shit
Good point. You get a ⭐️for not being a degenerate, Mpower.
And there’s tp available above.
I really need to change my HVAC filters. Should have done it 2 months ago.
get on that!
I'm gonna be an uncle. 👍
I forgot the porch light on after I got home from work last night.
That reminds me
My white shoes today are showing a little dirt on the bottoms.. maybe I should wipe them off so they look new?
Pink or orange highlighters for my desk this week.
I havent watched grass grow in quite a while tbh with you all.
Need to remember to get some puppy shampoo...
I dusted my baseboards once; when I wanted to get my deposit back for my apartment.
Is that baby wearing a mask?
I had to go back and check. Looks more like a head band to me.
I wonder if I should make a list of what to do with my lottery winnings, in case I ever take up playing the lottery....
You should hurry up - playing lottery in a hyper inflation is kind of worthless.
Checking ebay for a dust bunny collection.
Gotta remember to be more careful when zippering up my fly.
Even her boards are based. kek
This might be funny if I knew what "baseboards" were. Not a word we use in Britain (or Greece). Here's a tip: don't go into Tesco supermarket looking for "baseboards". You definitely won't find them in the vegetable section.
We might know them as Trim or Skirting Boards.
I forgot to watch 2 episodes of x22
Pretty sure I need to make all my spice jars face front.
Oh, that reminds me, I have to tell my best friend that the Birthday Gift he fave me for my 9th Birthday, some 40+ years ago, just wasn't adequate......
Ill call him next friday.....
I didn't even know dusting baseboards was a thing. Guess I can just forget I ever read this.
Watching some paint dry and water boil.
I really need to sort my sock drawer...
I'm concerned that somebody, anybody, would say a stupid thing like that.