Tom Hanks Playing Geppetto HAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA
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-Pinnochio
-Geppetto (played by Tom Hanks)
“Hell yeah, because you splinter off right now”.
-Geppetto's doctor
ok u win, lol
Came here to say this. Doots.
To all lurking White Hats thanks for the laugh!
Tom Hanks is a goddamn communist.
Whaaaaaaaat? "can't meme this"? no such thing.
Good lord... ain't that on the nose!
Y'all think the White Hats made him do this?
u/#topkek
Absolutely
100%
Why is he still around? I grow tired of this.
Hopefully not, but they can effectively live forever in CGI and as digital actors. Wouldn't it be ironic if the salaries of the pedo "digital actors" are being used to finance the takedown of the Hollywood pedos and cabal?
He's really not. White hats in control.
Is he wearing his red shoes and adrenochrome ring?
Hmmm
Are you sure that’s not Geraldo?
Along with the tranny fairy, this movie couldn't get any creepier
My daughters had this on when I walked into the room this afternoon. They were both weirded out by the fairy. They decided to not watch the rest of the movie. It was just another sad attempt to be woke and it ruined what actually could have been a good movie.
He definitely has splinters on his cock.
He’s a great actor but god fucking damnit, how many movies from the last few decades are we going to have to end up purging from our society or “separate the art from the artist” once the awful truth has been publicly exposed to the masses about Hollywood?
Yeah, good thing is we can do deep fake/cgi replacements or make better movies.
you clearly haven't watched Elvis or this train wreck of a Disney remake. He is not a good actor.
I actually did see Elvis, good movie, his roll in it left me uncomfortable at times though
He’s a terrible actor. His attempted accent in the new Elvis movie was so bad it was distracting. One moment it would be thick, then it would disappear altogether.
Remember when he use to post creepy photos of weird fkn things?
Hes dead now because of that
"I am not allowed to talk!"
Gonna be another Soft Disclosure just like Elvis was.
Elvis was kind of a shock to my parents. My mom loves Elvis' old movies. Like Blue Hawaii for example. She was like.. I know some his music and I heard he got really bad or something drug related later on in life.
It was like a really good "history" lesson and Tom Hanks being a creepy, horrible, gaslighting pervert was about right. It got the ball rolling on discussion about other artists. Like Amy Winehouse, Britney Spears, Katy Perry and so forth.
Parents thought the movie was really good but... reaally sad. I'm looking at it as a way get them to watch more dramatic cinema as Elvis was one of the darker films that my Hallmark Movies and Pureflix mom has ever seen.
Haven't watched it, can you give me a TLDR as to why this was so dark and eye opening?
Well. It is from the perspective of the terrible manager that ruined Elvis' life and exploited Elvis to pay off gambling debts to the point that it killed Elvis. So, it's kind like the lady in Requiem for a Dream who gets hooked on those diet pills while her son steals from her to support his drug habit. Think of Tom Hanks as the son and the doctor that gives her the pills.
Yeah that movie was also a great example of what a bad a bad actor Tom Hanx is. His attempt at that character was cringeworthy. Given how many times his accent went away entirely, I would imagine the Director or the film had to reshoot his scenes over and over and over and finally just gave up and let him bomb on camera.
Agree - I wept openly at the end of it.
The Colonel’s accent creeps me out
Wokecchio
I remember when I heard about this. My thought was "Are you kidding me?". I just laugh it off. It's Disney. If you don't know by now you don't care.
Pinocchio is gonna be played by Kevin Hart or whatever
I watched some of this, and here are my thoughts:
I would have bet a large sum of money that Tom Hanks was dead around March of 2020 when the weird videos and communications came through (did he ever come through for David Spade I wonder?). I realize CGI exists, and "doubles" exist. But are they really "training" a double to act like Hanks would to keep his name out there? Why would they bother with CGI Hanks at this point over using another actor? Am I missing something? Was I wrong to be hopeful when all that massively strange stuff happened in March 2020? Is Madonna still around too?
I overheard a movie in another room not long ago.
I asked "Why does that guy sound like Tom Hanks in The Polar Express?"
Turned out it was Colonel Parker in that new Elvis movie...played by Tom Hanks.