There's a FTX *SEX TAPE*, now? We I know investors got f**ked, but, uhhhhh... don't need this. Nobody needs this.
(media.greatawakening.win)
How Embarrassing!
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Why would anyone want to watch SBF and Caroline's sex tape?
It would be almost as bad as a Chuck Schumer or Nancy Pelosi sex tape.
or a Jerry Nadler sex tape.
I doubt the video has any artistic value.
What about autistic value
Porn needs more autistic representation, some feminist said, and this is what they get.
...That's good. I should use that.
Odds he can ever find it? Not very good. Odds he'll shit himself in the process? Likely.
He’d have to get some tinaculums and go fishing.
u/#ummwhat
Nadler dick is gone... just a calloused fat roll with a piss hole
Gross warning,,...............................,.. ................... ............... ............. .......
Probably just a net of dangling veins an urethra...
Nadler’s sex tape is for scat fetishists
I was gonna say ... the contortions that fat slob has to make to both hold and wipe his ass indicate some kind of shit fetish.
Something tells me he likes scat and feet.
Often time together.
BLEAAAAAARGGGGG !!!
Dammit. I just ate. Now you owe me a lunch. I will also be sending you the cleaning bill...
With Jeffrey Toobin watching in the corner going bananas
Loobin his Toobin
Reminds me of long ago back in 1975-1977 when everyone was going to Alaska to earn big bucks working on the pipeline. Some friends went and when they returned, they regaled us with tales of working there.
One said he worked in a portable office space set up where they were paving new roads or something. In that small office, someone kept a pet spider monkey. This monkey would shriek all the time and masturbate himself. He was able to reach his own tiny, skinny pee pee with his mouth and and did it so often that it was in shreds.
Just thinkin' of Jeff Toobin.
Schadenfreude.