There's a FTX *SEX TAPE*, now? We I know investors got f**ked, but, uhhhhh... don't need this. Nobody needs this.
(media.greatawakening.win)
How Embarrassing!
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Why would anyone want to watch SBF and Caroline's sex tape?
It would be almost as bad as a Chuck Schumer or Nancy Pelosi sex tape.
or a Jerry Nadler sex tape.
I doubt the video has any artistic value.
What about autistic value
Porn needs more autistic representation, some feminist said, and this is what they get.
I hear this is company drug fueld orgies. When investors see these drug parties, they will get extra law suity... lawyers are probably vibrating in excitement as we read this.
LOL "Yes, but is it aut?"
...That's good. I should use that.
Odds he can ever find it? Not very good. Odds he'll shit himself in the process? Likely.
He’d have to get some tinaculums and go fishing.
u/#ummwhat
Nadler dick is gone... just a calloused fat roll with a piss hole
Gross warning,,...............................,.. ................... ............... ............. .......
Probably just a net of dangling veins an urethra...
Nadler’s sex tape is for scat fetishists
I was gonna say ... the contortions that fat slob has to make to both hold and wipe his ass indicate some kind of shit fetish.
Something tells me he likes scat and feet.
Often time together.
BLEAAAAAARGGGGG !!!
Dammit. I just ate. Now you owe me a lunch. I will also be sending you the cleaning bill...
With Jeffrey Toobin watching in the corner going bananas
Loobin his Toobin
Reminds me of long ago back in 1975-1977 when everyone was going to Alaska to earn big bucks working on the pipeline. Some friends went and when they returned, they regaled us with tales of working there.
One said he worked in a portable office space set up where they were paving new roads or something. In that small office, someone kept a pet spider monkey. This monkey would shriek all the time and masturbate himself. He was able to reach his own tiny, skinny pee pee with his mouth and and did it so often that it was in shreds.
Just thinkin' of Jeff Toobin.
Schadenfreude.
Man... I hate you for the night terrors this comment will cause.
Well done 👍🏼 😂
I don’t really want to see but I can’t figure out what a nadler scenario would involve
A shitty diaper
Give it time, I'm sure those are gonna come out to lol
yes something about seeing that geek naked is not appealing......
and supposedly all 10+ people in that house were banging each other... Probably some nasty orgie stuff on that tape.
I bet SBF is a cuck.
mate, i just sat down to dinner. thanks for that...
what if it' s a cover and they release what we think is a bog standard sex tape but actually there are children involved and turns out its the first stage of disclosure of the pedo cabal??