In the world of FPS gaming, there is a crucial concept called "Tank". The way it works is this:
You have a tough NPC opponent (usually a group of entities), and while you can slowly kill them all, their fire power is too heavy and would kill your players easily.
So one of the common approach is to use a very heavily armored player on your team that can withstand this assault without dying. This is called the Tank.
You move this into the position first, and aggro the NPCs until all their players are attacking your Tank. You can them move your players with firepower, usually with very low defenses and slowly eliminate the enemy without worrying about their fire.
Typically you need to do all kinds of things to ensure that the enemy is pre-occupied with your Tank, that they dont notice the real danger.
This is what Trump is doing. He is capable of accepting tons and tons of damage by the enemy, due to the trust people have in him, due to him being sqeuaky clean, and due to his personality.
All these indictments would destroy almost anyone else in his place, but he is the TANK, and these indictments do nothing to him, but as long as the enemy keeps focusing their fury on him, the WHs can move their pieces in all the chess boards without too much hassle.
Our dps sucks then
DPS will be insane, just as soon as the spell is done charging.
We are in a season finale episode of Dragon Ball Z. We've spent all season charging our spirit bomb, and now its time to finally unleash hell and go Super Saiyan on the Deep State!
Demon Hunters: the more we get hit the more charges we stack on our spirit bombs!
[insert DBZ gif]
;)
MORE DOTS!
At least I have chicken. Oh wait, wrong video.
Uh, "Everyone move to the center. Whatever you do, don't stand next to each other!" or something like that.
many whelps, left side!
HANDLE IT
CRUSHEM!!!
LEEEEEEEROY!!!!!
Wait, gotta do a quick transmog! Style is important when draining swamps 😉
Hit it like you mean it
Can you even fathom the amunt of DPS we have ? When all the humans wake up?
Hence this plan of action. Hence Great Awakening. Until that happens, Trump is the Tank.
They been trying to nerf us for 7 years.
Try 300 years, or more specifically since 1666.
We are just waiting for our dumb Ninja and Dancer to work together to line up Trick Attack and Tech Step.
But once it lines up, we'll beat the enrage.
Main tank has full aggro.
This is a good analogy. While everyone is watching the Trump and Bidan show, operators are taking care of business. The elites and their minions have a fundamental weakness. Their numbers are limited and they are fragile. The 2020 steal and other things made them enemy combatants.
I like it...
Send the TANK up the middle to draw fire, while the rest flank.
Solid strategy.
But remember, it only works with NPC, because smart opponent will realise they are being tricked and switch their fire.
Thankfully, the Cabal puppets are NPCs. This is also why Trump has to act very weak time and again, to keep the fire coming.
Tank holds attention, healers keep tank standing, deeps do the damage while the support debuffs NPCs
Great to see we have so many gamers.
It's more of a fantasy MMORPG thing than an FPS thing gaming wise.
Think World of Warcraft as opposed to Call of Duty. Your analogy is definitely an interesting take on proceedings.
Edit:- Reading on I see this has already been addressed.
Hjealz plz. Kthx.
Honestly, we started out with gamers in the BushBama years
GamerGate?
It helps that our tank knows most every move the NPCs are gonna make
Yep actual players ignore the tank until they've taken down the squishy spellcasters.
Thats why its super important that the Cabal we are fighting are as Dumb as they are Evil.
You mean MMOPRG? What FPS uses Tanking on bosses?
OP ousted himself as a Zoomer, essentially.
Yeah you are right, wrong terminology, but then I was never a serious gamer.
I had to look up "DPS." I am a serious gamer only of 80s arcade stuff (dormant since preferred arcade here went down the tubes). Haven't done home stuff since like the early 2000s at friend's houses.
Overwatch uses tanking. But not on bosses.
CRPG would be appropriate as well.
More like a MOBA
Tanks? FPS? Fantasies RPGs would like a word with you..
But yeah, accurate analogy.
So I guess that means that the republican party is the useless healer, just casting buffs on himself, while hiding in the back.
and sometimes shooting at their own Tank
We'll be the healers too then
I recommend the Holy Hand grenade, just remember count to three, not two or four, but three, three be-eth thy number, and definitely not five or two, for three and only three is the number, Amen.
Okay. "One mississippi" "Two mississi ..... " CABOOM
Kek
Kudos for invoking Monty Python.
good analogy. but crossing the streams is weirding me out. 🤣
As a long-time player of MMORPGs and someone who loves to play the main tank, I agree 100%.
Melania is the healer!
Trump is Miyako if Miyako loved hamburgers instead of pudding
Or is she Jun always walking in a huge suit of armor?
(Cries small tears realizing Priconne is over)
The whole "Trump loves hamburgers and fries" is probably as much of a disinfo as everything else we hear. My gut says, someone like him, brought up to become a warrior, would not be eating junk all the time.
Meanwhile, back in the real world....
Brilliant! Perfect analysis. The enemy is being played and they can't see it as long as Trump appears vulnerable.
Our GPU can handle the load.
I like it.
and ... Alex Jones is definitely Leroy Jenkins
Character classes are from RPGs, FPSs originally only had a single player character not choices of stats. Eventually some RPG elements got co-opted into some FPS games.
Let’s Gooooo!
"LEEEEEEE-ROY JEEEEENNNNKINNNNNNSSSS!!!!!"
Kudos and thanks, OP. Very interdasting and very evocative.
Bait them. Expose them. DIstract them. Destroy them.
Kek.
For those who want to give the Trump Tank $$ for fuel and ammo here's a link:
Https://donaldjtrump.com
Rage and Haste, plz. Healers, your blue bar is my red bar!
We have no dps. We have negative dps if anything.
Just because our victories arent reported, doesn't mean they aren happening
Already addressed in another comment