BREAKING: United Airlines issues nationwide ground stop due to equipment outage
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So are pilots equipment now?
Ouch 😂
Dispatch is the connection between the dispatcher, pilots, and ground crew. Connects all weight, configuration and routes to the aircraft. They were able to continue working by reverting to manual input of all information via “AirInc”
NATIONWIDE? Threat by cabal?
Edit: A trust me bro tweeted this:
https://twitter.com/abcdentminded/status/1699111734571851830
Official reason given:
United Airlines:
https://twitter.com/united/status/1699114871231549674
ChatGPT:
Reno? Would that be Burning Man participants?
Probably because people showed up covered in that alkaline mud. You simply can't wash that shit off, yet people are trying to "get home" covered int hat stuff. I don't think it's a hazmat / viral thing it's just that plane companies don't want that all over their very expensive planes
Yeah. But the Ebola ass bleeds and cannibalism stuck in their teeth could be a little hazard...
Or maybe it is just the mud.
Well never know...
I just hope someone speaks up and lets them know they have flesh in their teeth.
Speaking of ass bleeds a few days ago a delta flight had to be turned around due to biological hazard of someone having diarrhea all over the plane.
I heard about that on the Bobby Bones radio show this morning. It was an international flt out of Atlanta if I remember correctly.
Seriously nasty. Wonder what caused it and who the person is.
Burning Man takes place at Black Rock desert. Poop comms all over the place regarding this year's Burning Man:
Comedian Chris Rock says toilets at Burning Man can’t be cleaned or emptied https://www.sfgate.com/travel/article/chris-rock-says-burning-man-toilets-can-t-18344552.php From wood blocks to ‘poop buckets,’ how Burning Man organizers told festivalgoers to prepare for heavy rain https://www.cnn.com/2023/09/04/us/burning-man-heavy-rain-preparation/index.html
Fuggg…..
That's what I thought of immediately!!
If it were truly a "technical issue", wouldn't they immediately ground the planes already in-flight? Instruct them to emergency land at nearest airport?
Op they are looking for something and they just know what airline it is. So they ground the whole company.no sauce just using my noggin. It's what makes sense to me.its either a person are ppl. Or cargo - luggage. remember those choppers in downtown L.A.. just saying it makes sense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_T8kr1Mo-g United Airlines issues nationwide ground stop on all flights
Well, probably one of those burners made it to their flight with some dreadful psyop disease…
Prob somebody coming back from Burning Man with caustic toxic mud all over their shoes and luggage
They lifted the ground stop a few minutes ago.
I could come up with fun theories about this all day..
Grounding now lifted. They just had to unplug and plug the computer back in /s
Unstickied at your request.
Thanks dude!
o7
Did you move the button from the O-F-F position to the O-N position?
I see you have a flare for call center work!
I stole it from here: https://aviationhumor.net/pilots-vs-maintenance-engineers/
Pilots vs Maintainers...
Pilot note to maintainer: IFF inoperative. Maintainer note to pilot: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
Some batries needed recharging. Took longer than anticipated. Baffling.
And wait 10 seconds.....
Hey, it happens!
https://www.engadget.com/2015-05-01-boeing-787-dreamliner-software-bug.html
kek
same thing happened in London last week. probably connected.
I’m flying to Europe today. Thank God we chose a different airline
I'm flying United at the end of the month
How many Asian doctors will United airlines have to beat mercilessly to fix this?
I remember that. Doctor reportedly received between $5-10M settlement.
Fuck UAL
Strange way of saying Myocarditis.
Seems suspicious. I could see grounding a certain model of jet, but everything?
Unless the equipment is their computer systems...
Lifted, it’s over
We’re witnessing the death of complex systems, processes, and operations in real time.
All that equipment "died suddenly".
Was it bc of the poo running down the aisles?