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T'was the Night Before Weekly or Daily was Decided on by the Frogs.... 🐴 SHITPOST 💩
posted ago by FractalizingIron ago by FractalizingIron +169 / -0

'Twas going to say, and all though the house

I preferred both a weekly and daily with nous.

The stickies were stuck by the banner with care,

In hopes that the Precipice soon would be there;

The froggies all snug in their onesies and twos

with their popcorns and pepes and night-shift to snooze;

So with Cats on the lam and Qnaut all quiet,

the board, it rolled over with deltas so brigh-et*

When out on the HOT thread there rose such a clatter

And Bubble he polled: say it now or no matter

However you speak up, no one will hear;

Say it now or forever be archived with cheer!

Is it Daily or General, or Weekly or None?

Speak up all you frogs, come on and have fun.

For the deltas are growing and MAGA is blooming

And tockers are ticking, and zoomers are zooming

And you know if you want it, the choice will be yours

To highlight the weekly or give it a pause.

As the march to the pit for the deep state keeps drumming

and nothing, no nothing, can stop what is coming!

And anons are sleeping with dreams in their heads,

of popcorn and justice and drops from the breads,

For the wakers are waking and never so few,

beyond stollen and blitzen and hints from the Q.

Now choose if you can and don't if you can't

A daily, or weekly, or monthly or, aunt

or uncle, or nephew, or niece is so nice,

the decision is yours, at only half-price!

Now up there and at 'em, like old Mighty Mouse

A Weekly, a Monthly or a Daily with nous!

Merry Qfast and Pepe New Year!

Peace and Blessings and Freedom for all!

  • brigh-et = "bright" with 2 syllables. Coz you know, cadence.
nous: nous
/naʊs/ noun 1.
INFORMAL•BRITISH
common sense; practical intelligence.
"if he had any nous at all, he'd sell the film rights"
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