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Captainzoomer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Our laughter is their Kryptonite. They cleared the playing field years ago with their cancelling of "controversial" comedians, or at least made them rethink their routines. Then they took over the entertainment industry and fed us sub-par humor based solely on belittling Trump. They need to be laughed at- like, a point and laugh type of laugh because they look ridiculous and aren't fooling anyone.

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Captainzoomer 14 points ago +14 / -0

Maybe it's comms so people don't try to contact?

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Captainzoomer 10 points ago +10 / -0

Burn a tire for Greta day. I like it! ...I mean, how dare you!?!

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Captainzoomer 3 points ago +3 / -0

My outrage is concentrated enough to spread around many times over. Who's next?!?I don't have to spend my money on any particular beer. I have options still.

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Captainzoomer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Butt pirates

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Captainzoomer 13 points ago +13 / -0

They probably came up with the idea during one of their sleepovers. Lots of homo stuff happens at their sleepovers.

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Captainzoomer 11 points ago +11 / -0

She looks like a forgotten tomato in the back of the fridge - like between the wall and the back of the fridge.

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Captainzoomer 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's going to be a lot of Jesus coming over the border next week. Jesus', Juans, Marias...

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Captainzoomer 4 points ago +4 / -0

The phrase, "Now that's a good looking Whopper!" has never been uttered within 20 miles of any Burger King restaurant. Google it.

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Captainzoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe there's an uptick in sales around the end of October?

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Captainzoomer 1 point ago +1 / -0

You should probably tell Q about that!

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Captainzoomer 9 points ago +9 / -0

He knows he's got 30 pieces of silver!

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