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FuzzAldrin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Big Mike is only willing to strap back his penis for just so many hours these days.

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FuzzAldrin 2 points ago +2 / -0

I agree. If you quit your party to go a different way, there's no going back.

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FuzzAldrin 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought Barry and Big Mike were still feuding over the dead chef.

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FuzzAldrin 1 point ago +1 / -0

It will be as accurate as the results of a phone-in vote on American Idol.

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FuzzAldrin 3 points ago +3 / -0

It was easier to fake moon landings when everyone had a tube TV with an antennae and the newspaper was black-and-white and grimy with ink that came off in your hands.

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FuzzAldrin 3 points ago +3 / -0

It reminds one of the front-screen projection of lunar mountains superimposed into the backgrounds of the training videos NASA filmed on earth when they faked the moon landings.

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FuzzAldrin 4 points ago +4 / -0

When she loses again, they will blame sexism again and it still won't occur to them that if you believe the USA is too sexist to elect a woman President, then it is folly to nominate one.

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FuzzAldrin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bath Water Changed After Marat Hurt in Tub

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FuzzAldrin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Romanian Rebels Celebrate Christmas with Gunfire

President Garfield Misses Connecting Train

President McKinley Exposed to Anarchy at Pan-American Exposition

Russian Royal Family Maintain Low Profile

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FuzzAldrin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Senator Susan Collins chose last week to announce she would be writing in a vote for Nikki Haley. Do you suppose Collins expected Haley to inherit the nomination?

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FuzzAldrin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Think how mad they were about losing PA in 2016. They refused to concede until early the next morning. They thought they had PA sewn up and they couldn't win without it.

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FuzzAldrin 3 points ago +3 / -0

At this point. I would settle for seeing the Disney Hall of Presidents mannequin (the one they re-tooled out of a Hillary head) being wheeled out on stage while Trump addresses us safely from Mar a Lago or Trump Tower.

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