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GodFirstBro_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

If we all just sober up, they'll sober up too. Just sayin. The shit is poison.

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GodFirstBro_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Birthday suits with a side of sweatpants ( with or without cheeto stains) ftw

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GodFirstBro_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

My dogs don't care...to Steve and Slinky, it's just another opportunity to shred a roll of paper towels just for shits n giggles.

by GGRockz
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GodFirstBro_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe if we sentence all responsible parties to a garden hose whippin' duel, it would amount to solutions.

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GodFirstBro_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anyone else think 'flabbergasted' is like an out-of-control whoopee cushion blowing in a straight line wind?

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GodFirstBro_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Homeboy resembles( represents) about 75% of the patrons of my local mcd's.

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GodFirstBro_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Going out on a limb and telling ya my hunch...they did this on purpose. They're ruining Anheuser-Busch on purpose. So I guess maybe we wait n see.

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GodFirstBro_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Melted, twisted crap everywhere

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GodFirstBro_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

If they try this ratchety shit, it's gonna last way longer than ten days. Let's consult the mammoth bones, eh?

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GodFirstBro_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Indiana Jones and the Prunes Served with Warm Water.

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GodFirstBro_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

Indiana Jones and the....ah shit...has anyone seen my readers?

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GodFirstBro_ 8 points ago +8 / -0

Indiana Jones and the Paper Pants of Destiny

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GodFirstBro_ 13 points ago +13 / -0

Indiana Jones and the Mystery of the Golden Shuffleboard. He's 80, ffs.

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GodFirstBro_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's all so f'n gross(gay porn)... and if you have a strong mind/active imagination, you won't be able to unsmell it, either

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GodFirstBro_ 8 points ago +8 / -0

The Me-me's (not memes) will find out in the end. Unfortunately. They started promoting this all-about-me stuff in the 80s and it's totally out of control. Pride.

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GodFirstBro_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm sure tonic water will be taken off shelves now eh

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GodFirstBro_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Move over. I'll be living there soon.

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GodFirstBro_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get off the statin. Unless you've had stroke, you don't need it. And even that reason is questionable.

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GodFirstBro_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

I dig this. Husband and I met on irc before 911. Two crazies. Two conspiracy theorists. All the kids are same. Wouldn't have it any other way.

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GodFirstBro_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds like stroke to me. I found out the hard way that if you get ct or mri top soon after the stroke, it comes back neg.

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GodFirstBro_ 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's nice also when they're in their 20s. Thinking about the future.

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