These poor kids were raised on soy products and hormone blockers. Their boyfriends have to stick their fingers up their ass to get their dicks to pop out.
Well I've spent a LOT of time on the internet during Covid... and I've watched that online video "I killed Bruce Lee with the Death Punch" at least 4 times. I'm pretty sure I'm qualified and can do it now. Haven't had a chance to practice, but it seems fairly easy.
So bring your pink hats to Texas.
By the way, the video doesn't say what to do next in case it fails.
Any suggestions?
I told shane we shouldn't have taken this photo. I got grounded for three weeks for going to our "mountain base" again without my inhaler. Now everyone knows I'm pregnant with shane's ass-baby. Though they still let me be "monarch of the forest" while we do our training routines. Stupid chet keeps cheating and claiming 'chee' saw a nazi out there and punched him 4 times which makes 'chim' top puncher AGAIN!
I live in Hudson Colorado and I would have a fun time with these clowns if they ever showed up. I’m pretty sure my niece can take these dudes and she’s 8.
Git a rope. It is a illegal for males -- even these quasi-males -- to wear pink within 100 miles of a mountain.
Decorate yourself like a flower on Day One of the Hibernation Wake-Up Season and have the smell of berry wine cooler on your breath. Bears LOVE that stuff. Have your best butt-buddy wear a long-sleeved bear t-shirt (over his K-Mart "Rugged Mountain Man"-brand fake flannel, also long-sleeved shirt) so the first horny bear who pops out knows who wants him first. Have the girliest she-male wear a feminists need fists too" shirt so any real men who are encountered along the way will beat the hell out of HIM first -- THEN you. Strike the fagiest pose possible to show empathy toward any women who identify as women and are not "Trumpers" -- and to keep THEM from kicking your pathetic asses.
These wimps had Cream of What for breakfast, Weak Thins for lunch and Cuck of Noodles for dinner. They would get their asses kicked by a pack of (Girl Scout level one) Brownies . . . .
Preach brother! Ignorance is bliss for clowns like this. We'll be ready and waiting. I sincerely hope it doesn't come to that and that these brainwashed kids that have literally done nothing and been nowhere wake up. It's hard to watch. I did my time over seas and I didn't do it for nothing. Now I just want to live the rest of my life in peace. They risk waking a sleeping giant that cannot be turned off easily.
Q said think Mirror!! These are Russian Spetsnaz, hardened killers here to infiltrate Patriot's rally's and unleash Hell on American soil. Do not be fooled, these guys are masters at this, oh and they also like S'mores!!
Well that’s a pregnant man, so…
She sounds hideous
Thread WINNER!
I see what you did there, Captain. LMAO
She’ll also be black soon.
Manginas!
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😂😂😂
It's almost like they're .... honking...
Is there an incel emoji? 🤢
Circle jerk in the woods?
Fugliest group of soys EVER, it has to be fake.
Antifa fisting division
Wow. Thanks for that. Laugh of the week.
This!
These poor kids were raised on soy products and hormone blockers. Their boyfriends have to stick their fingers up their ass to get their dicks to pop out.
“Mom come pick me up! Someone just punched me.” 😭
They couldn't punch through a wet paper bag kek!
That little hill is the "mountain" they are "training" on? Their wrists can barely hold their fists in the air.
Bwahaha on the wrist comment. Lol.
I found 6 of the 77 virgins
Cuckback mountain
This is the winner for me.
I can stomp them all at the same time with one hand tied behind me back.
What do soi bois like this expect us to do, tremble with fear?
Hahahahahahahaha.
Hell, my 11 yr old daughter could take easily them.
Where's a grizzly bear when you need one?
He's not vegan.
Do grizzlies do mercy killings?
They probably smell sick to a grizzly. Even grizzlies have standards.
He's on the shirt. Antifa guy thinks it makes him look more frightening.
The fact that these guys exist is causing me to reconsider my stance on abortion.
Totally against abortion, but that’s funny
Which one's Mom is taking the pic?
It's actually the park ranger that had to rescue them when their momma's said they missed Tendies Night at home.
Can you say brokeback mountain 2.0??? 🤣🤣🤣
I was going to make the same joke!
Great minds think alike... KEKEK... Cheers Fren...
Oh yeah?
Well I've spent a LOT of time on the internet during Covid... and I've watched that online video "I killed Bruce Lee with the Death Punch" at least 4 times. I'm pretty sure I'm qualified and can do it now. Haven't had a chance to practice, but it seems fairly easy.
So bring your pink hats to Texas.
By the way, the video doesn't say what to do next in case it fails.
Any suggestions?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not sure how fast Bruce Lee could run, so that may be an option.
Now, if you had said Chuck Norris; my first option would be "begging for my life".
If the death punch fails you, try the armor-piercing lead punch.
Are they sure they are not women?
Let’s be honest, that’s the real reason for the trip to the mountain.
I told shane we shouldn't have taken this photo. I got grounded for three weeks for going to our "mountain base" again without my inhaler. Now everyone knows I'm pregnant with shane's ass-baby. Though they still let me be "monarch of the forest" while we do our training routines. Stupid chet keeps cheating and claiming 'chee' saw a nazi out there and punched him 4 times which makes 'chim' top puncher AGAIN!
I hope Trevor didn’t forget his sunscreen again.
Trevor-lina. Nazi dead-namer!
this has to be satire. has to be.
antifa brute squad!!! they might be able to kick down a few lemon-aid stands as long as they don't stub a toe in the process.
And not a drop of testosterone to be found.
Or diversity. By their standards white males are racist.
I live in Hudson Colorado and I would have a fun time with these clowns if they ever showed up. I’m pretty sure my niece can take these dudes and she’s 8.
Git a rope. It is a illegal for males -- even these quasi-males -- to wear pink within 100 miles of a mountain.
Decorate yourself like a flower on Day One of the Hibernation Wake-Up Season and have the smell of berry wine cooler on your breath. Bears LOVE that stuff. Have your best butt-buddy wear a long-sleeved bear t-shirt (over his K-Mart "Rugged Mountain Man"-brand fake flannel, also long-sleeved shirt) so the first horny bear who pops out knows who wants him first. Have the girliest she-male wear a feminists need fists too" shirt so any real men who are encountered along the way will beat the hell out of HIM first -- THEN you. Strike the fagiest pose possible to show empathy toward any women who identify as women and are not "Trumpers" -- and to keep THEM from kicking your pathetic asses.
These wimps had Cream of What for breakfast, Weak Thins for lunch and Cuck of Noodles for dinner. They would get their asses kicked by a pack of (Girl Scout level one) Brownies . . . .
They barely look strong enough to lift their own arms.
I’m not sure they could dodge it if I poked them.
Be careful what you wish for. You will be WAY out of your league when you step foot into rural America.
Preach brother! Ignorance is bliss for clowns like this. We'll be ready and waiting. I sincerely hope it doesn't come to that and that these brainwashed kids that have literally done nothing and been nowhere wake up. It's hard to watch. I did my time over seas and I didn't do it for nothing. Now I just want to live the rest of my life in peace. They risk waking a sleeping giant that cannot be turned off easily.
Amen brother... Amen. Powerful words! On point.
I have that image saved on my browser favorites, which I stole from here.
That's not enough,to take down one truck driver.
Q said think Mirror!! These are Russian Spetsnaz, hardened killers here to infiltrate Patriot's rally's and unleash Hell on American soil. Do not be fooled, these guys are masters at this, oh and they also like S'mores!!
What's wrong with s'mores?
This picture honestly terrifies me.
I know. Story Mode NPC's should never have spawned in the US
The irony of them not realizing they're the nazis
I've never seen so much soy in one picture.
The one center left in the back literally has a limp wrist.
That's a weak group of antifas
These goons expect Anyone to take them seriously?
I'm not interested in the train they are pulling.
Those limp-wristed fags couldn't punch each other.
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