Rehab for a broke rib? Get outta here. What he really needs is some good jokes to make him feel better. Send him a get well card with good jokes in it.
If it's 400 ft. under ground, wouldn't it be easier to just bury the thing and cover all air holes? (Be nice. I admit I don't know what I'm talking about).
I think Brian Sitnick should be added to the "Died Suddenly" list. Capitol police were among the first to get the vax. He was a young guy, had a stroke, and died suddenly. Not from the riot.
He was vaxed and boosted. Bwaaaahahaha!