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MudDog 8 points ago +8 / -0

"You only arrest for a felony and I don't consider drunken driving a felony"

Joe

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MudDog 2 points ago +3 / -1

sir, the public doesn't care about the isreal palestine conflict

not to worry, just drag some more middle easterners into it and scare them about ww3

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MudDog 4 points ago +4 / -0

reeeeeeeee no it would cause ww3 if you peeled back the curtains and looked inside, i'm serial

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MudDog 3 points ago +3 / -0

well we've done absolutely nothing in the past four years to secure this election from what happened last time, so i'm feeling pretty darn good about it

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MudDog 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's like a celebrity's car, it's really hard to steer when the cia take control of it remotely

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MudDog -1 points ago +1 / -2

he still had to pay an obscene bond amount. it's not the win you think it is

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MudDog 3 points ago +3 / -0

guy who doesn't understand survivorship bias: we only need to get them level 4 plates for their dicks and kneecaps.

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MudDog 4 points ago +4 / -0

i also hate the antichrist

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MudDog 3 points ago +3 / -0

cia spook: some of you guys are alright, don't go to the nutcracker tomorrow

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