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NippleSalad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Heart was shot, there's nothing left to pump the blood out.

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NippleSalad 4 points ago +4 / -0

They used to be, Biden's been giving the country too much soy.

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NippleSalad 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I got sentenced to parole and a bunch of dudes take me into a room and just say "trust the plan" to each other over and over then take me home, every two weeks I'd be scared shitless all the time.

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NippleSalad 7 points ago +7 / -0

in LA you work cradle to grave so your grandkid can retire by 75

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NippleSalad 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm looking into the smaller towns like Whitney, Brekenridge, mineral wells, maybe up to a mid-size city like waco. I'm done with the ultra-city life. At least for right now I live in San Diego, it could be worse.could've been LA.

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NippleSalad 27 points ago +27 / -0

This "Californian" (I hate every fucking thing about this state other than the weather and nature) will gladly take their spot and vote redder than half the damn state.

I can't choose where I was born, but I shure as shit can choose to leave this hell behind me, any lefty loons want a spot here I'll buy your house...house not apt, and at Texas prices, not overinflated ego fart-sniffing California prices.

All the vehemently pro-life states are on my list to move to, I've worked hard and saved enough to buy a reasonably priced house cash, by living far below my means I want to live somewhere where that work is appreciated.

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NippleSalad 1 point ago +1 / -0

$50 says McDonald's owns this chain under the table.

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NippleSalad 2 points ago +2 / -0

What happened, and mods doing their job and not being gay? That's impossible!

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NippleSalad 12 points ago +12 / -0

Correct. Airplane mode disables cellular, wifi, and Bluetooth.

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NippleSalad 2 points ago +2 / -0

those are internet-capable smartphones...i had one in high school, and the security is trash. anyone who thinks theyre safe with any device that uses any cell tower is a moron, especially when the security is almost 15 years old.

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NippleSalad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why an old-school hard keyboard blackberry though?

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NippleSalad 2 points ago +2 / -0

House office building. Not capital.

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NippleSalad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Too fast, drop em off and just sail away, a good ol marooning while you're there is less effort.

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NippleSalad 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wow, who on earth could have seen that one coming. I for one am shocked!

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