This can't be real.
My kind of black history month
No to vaccines, Yes to crayons!
"My fellow Americans....
Bill Mitchell is a faggot."
Zipper tits
"Trump told Klingenstein he had only been to Washington 17 times before his presidential inauguration."
I guess that settles that.
FBI Airlines has entered the chat.
Standing in line at the grocery store while a hurricane is rolling in. Shame. Dishonor. You will never be Florida Man.
Somewhere, a Florida pede is making preparations for his Fuck Joe Biden chant, with a flag, in the middle of the storm. We salute you, Fuck-Joe-Biden-Chanting-With-A-Flag-In-The-Middle-Of-A-Hurricane Man!
Make sure your phone is charged and connected to your internal combustion motor's electrical system so you can take pics/videos of all the EVs along the evacuation route. Future memes require it.
https://www.aquapod.us/ Basically giant bladders to hygienically store water in bath tubs. Not affiliated, just prepared.
Napoleon had Russia on the mat, too, lol.
You're making it hard to hide paradise from the locusts, fren.
13 rows of people who don't want to smell poopy
10 days of dankness?
I drunkenly kek at this
Wood chipper operator
2nd gay President
Corporate me harder, daddy
Underrated weapon suggestion. A can of 3in1 oil and 5000 pellets plus rifle for around $100. Also can be used effectively for interrogations.
DadGUM I she should be my wife.
You can't embarrass the informed.
Not this one. Fuck that jab.