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queef 1 point ago +1 / -0

These bastards were minimally ready to fire you or potentially jab you to death, then say, "We will do better. We thank you for your understanding."

I hope the impacted people understand that their lawyer needs to say that in this climate, this information being public will permanently impact their ability to find employment for the rest of their life.

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queef 1 point ago +1 / -0

If she has any staff left to prep her, maybe they'll remind her that Munich doesn't rhyme with sandwich.

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queef 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let's talk about your health.

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queef 1 point ago +1 / -0

The first one going down on that old battleship is Huma.

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queef 19 points ago +19 / -0

"Someone just called from Canada looking for the Queen. What should I tell them?"

"They probably won't believe she's dead. Say she's in the bathroom."

"What if they say they'll hold?"

"Put Camilla on, she does a pretty good imitation."

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queef 10 points ago +10 / -0

Someone advise u/kevin_faces (or is it feces?) that a plastic bag would be an even better way to protect himself, and a clear one shouldn't violate any policy.

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queef 8 points ago +8 / -0

Is this before or after the Cuban missile landed there?

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queef 16 points ago +16 / -0

Heather McDonald has thrombosis, E-I-E-I-O.

With a clot shot here, a clot shot there, here a clot, there a clot, everywhere a clot clot.

Heather McDonald has thrombosis, E-I-E-I-O.

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queef 6 points ago +6 / -0

Purely coincidental, but the bulldozer developed an enlarged blade and shingles on its tracks.

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queef 7 points ago +7 / -0

Make sure you have Ivermectin for your Pet Goat.

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queef 2 points ago +2 / -0

I suffered through it and there is an interesting highlight. She says "people just don't believe us any more."

Unfortunately, I'm sure it's not everyone.

However, I am happy enough parents are resisting that the cunt and the cuck felt the need to humiliate themselves like this.

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queef 5 points ago +5 / -0

My first thought was, why the heck did they name a building for Elizabeth Warren?

Second, with all the questionable, arguably immoral, and dangerous medical stuff that goes on, starting with whatever it is they inject into Nancy Pelosi's face, we need to go to war for Ivermectin. These people are sick...and murderers.

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queef 6 points ago +6 / -0

Maybe it was Hillary pulling the football away.

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queef 7 points ago +7 / -0

"I'll need a box of Cuban cigars and anal swabs every hour on the hour."

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queef 2 points ago +2 / -0

We do it everywhere else because of allergies, so why not just say these dudes must be nut free in order to participate.

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queef 4 points ago +4 / -0

When they took his royal perks away, including his titles, @thedukeofyork was no longer acceptable.

Maybe @thediddlerofyork is available.

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