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spoonix 9 points ago +9 / -0

And then Stone Cold Steve Austin told me that I'm the coolest and he asked me if I wanted to go to a concert with him and I said "Yeah, I do!" and so we got on his private helicopter and went to the AC/DC concert and I saw a pretty girl there so I kissed her and it was Lady Gaga and she asked if she could give me her cell phone number!

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spoonix 22 points ago +22 / -0

Get Geraldo in on this.

Broadcast it live.

Trump will be soooooo embarrassed when they finally catch him red-handed!

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spoonix 1 point ago +1 / -0

Every single defense attorney who will be handling any case this dishonored scrag touches in the future sincerely thanks you for giving their client reasonable doubt.

"So all you've got is this affadavit signed by a guy who's been found guilty of forging and filing legal documents? Did he note anywhere that he pinky sweared that this was the honest truth and really, really means it this time?"

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spoonix 2 points ago +2 / -0

03:42 AM - Presidential Alert - WHREE IS MY ICECREM

04:12 AM - Presidential Alert - WHO IS ON THE I NEEEED JILL BLKAS

04:58 AM - Presidential Alert - I DONT LIKE IT HEAR

05:08 AM - Presidential Alert - THEY ARRRE STELLING FROM ME

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spoonix 2 points ago +2 / -0

It doesn't matter what she says, the real authorities are still insisting we have to get the shot: Biden, Facebook fact checkers, and Aunt Mildred.

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spoonix 10 points ago +10 / -0

As if this is over.

As recently as June I was unable to attend a company conference because I didn't have the vaxx, and was under threat of being fired if I didn't comply. NYC and LA are still pushing.

The general popular consensus might be turning to "this was a mistake", but there are petty bureacrats and tyrants in both the public and private sector who are going to keep pushing.

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spoonix 1 point ago +1 / -0

Big deal.

I've seen women cover well over 400M and leap taller obstacles in less time than that whenever I ask 'em out on a dates.

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spoonix 2 points ago +2 / -0

They aren't new. I've had a couple filed before.

What's new is agents showing up to your home in plate carriers saying "Show us the firearms so we can confirm".

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spoonix 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well maybe if the Derp State would quit trying to make us eat all the bugs the poor and humble Monarch would stand a frickin' chance.

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spoonix 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's pretty out of character for the Feds.

Normally when they're snooping they do everything they can to keep the subjects from knowing about it. Since the Patriot Act the subpoenas usually include language about the hellfire and brimstone that will rain down upon the ISP if they tell anyone the G-men were there or whose mail they were reading.

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spoonix 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do not confuse drunkeness with brain damage, my friend. One is temporary and can eventually be overcome, the other makes you a liberal.

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spoonix 7 points ago +7 / -0

There is a test.

  1. Acquire a can of cold beer.
  2. Crack it open.
  3. Drink it.

If you can't smell the beer in step 2 or taste it in step 3, you have covid and will die within hours, if not minutes.

Which is why it's important to always be testing.

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spoonix 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't know where or what you googled, but it's a multi-use phrase.

It can also be used literally as a 'thank you'. I've also heard it used when a third party sees you do something they think is amazingly selfless or kind.

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spoonix 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe call the fire department and see if there's anything they can suggest in terms of legal options? It might be as simple as just sending someone over to say, "Hey, you got all these O2 cylinders laying out here. Do you need help getting them returned?"

And sometimes a sternly worded letter from the county can help get code violations like the propane fixed. Looks like there's also some gas cans out in the open by some dry grass.

It definitely looks sketchy, but I feel like if this is a family member you don't want to go to the cops and utter the word "possible meth lab". They tend to assume the worst and over-respond.

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spoonix 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm guessing it's part of a RICO thing where you use civil cases to prove/support criminal charges.

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spoonix 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let it fall.

People aren't going to start taking things seriously until they start feeling the pain.

If the federal government (ala EPA) is putting unreasonable demands on ERCOT to support their "Green" initiatives, ERCOT should stop bending over backwards to meet them. They're just going to ratchet down tighter next year, and it's not going to stop until people get outraged and demand change. And that's not going to happen until they spend a few days baking in 80+ degree houses and sorting through hundreds of dollars in spoiled food.

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spoonix 1 point ago +1 / -0

Negative. Cornyn was on ballot in 2020. Senate serves 6 year terms. We're stuck with him for a while.

OTOH, 3 years should be enough time to find and vet someone to take the seat.

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spoonix 15 points ago +15 / -0

Wasn't there a Trump EO about how doing business with a company that's a front for the Chinese military is treason? And another one reinstating the firing squad as a death penalty? Neither of which Biden rescinded, IIRC.

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spoonix 6 points ago +6 / -0

They might turn it on tommorrow, but whether they actually smash some particles together or they end up spending another $200 million making squirrel jerky is up in the air.

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spoonix 1 point ago +1 / -0

Especially when it's going to be 4 years of fighting the EPA and various conservation orgs to get back online.

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