If you can then she would catch your leg dear Jesus Waterwalker. It is simply not worth the risk :P
I would simply ask her where they keep the children and how to free them and demand answering if she would want to be rescued. And I would rescue then.Children not her of course.
I contemplate my options, then do what I can to save her because I realize I could never live with myself after having let someone drown. Then, about 2-3 days later, I kill myself because I realize that I can't live with myself after having saved her.
I'd up the ante. She needs to resign from Congress after convincing House to impeach Former Acting President Biden, Former Senator Harris, and file articles of Particulars against Justice Roberts. Then she gets my place, I get hers. We also exchange bank accounts.
I would save her if I am capable of it because I believe that all life matters and when we die, death is final there is no repentance to God once you are dead.
How far a walk is it to the local fire department? I’ll head over there praying God have mercy on her soul.
Remember the story of a poisonous snake that’s trapped and will drown but is rescued? As soon as the 2 get to safety, the snake fatally bites the other. When the rescuer asks how the snake could have done such a thing, the serpent answers that it’s a snake—it’s what snakes do.
Fire up Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson and breakdance my fucking ass off while she drowns. Shout "HEE HEE" once I see the last bubble of air from her rotten innards trickle up to the surface of the water and pop.
Well, just letting her drown would increase water pollution. So, presuming this was the ocean, shoot her in the shoulder to attract sharks and let them recycle her.
Fine her for not wearing a mask.
LOL!
Oh yeah! That's the one! Hahaha!
throw her a rock
Chum the water. Drowning is too easy.
?Chicken blood and fish guts. That ain't love. That ain't love. ?
(Old flash video from turn of the century)
Edit: found it!
https://youtu.be/TMg_1_7R1Z0&t=28m15s
Ummm... That was a weird time in internet history.
The best time, tho
Piss on her.
If you can then she would catch your leg dear Jesus Waterwalker. It is simply not worth the risk :P
I would simply ask her where they keep the children and how to free them and demand answering if she would want to be rescued. And I would rescue then.Children not her of course.
I wouldn’t do that. Let her burn.
I contemplate my options, then do what I can to save her because I realize I could never live with myself after having let someone drown. Then, about 2-3 days later, I kill myself because I realize that I can't live with myself after having saved her.
Plot twist... yikes!
Stay 6 feet away to prevent the spread of kung flu
LOL!
Hold a hearing.
Keep telling her that help is on the way. And tell her that you can't swim. Then sit back and watch that bitch sink. That's the correct answer right?
Almost... you must also pour gasoline into the water around her
Watch and wave...........
Tell her that I'll save her in exchange for $5 Million in cash. :>)
SHE makes deals like that every day in Congress... so it's about time that someone does it back to her.
I'd up the ante. She needs to resign from Congress after convincing House to impeach Former Acting President Biden, Former Senator Harris, and file articles of Particulars against Justice Roberts. Then she gets my place, I get hers. We also exchange bank accounts.
I would save her if I am capable of it because I believe that all life matters and when we die, death is final there is no repentance to God once you are dead.
Sorry, i ate less than 30 minutes ago and cannot enter the water for risk of cramps
She's drowning?
Don't take your foot off her head.
Hand her a cocktail!
How far a walk is it to the local fire department? I’ll head over there praying God have mercy on her soul.
Remember the story of a poisonous snake that’s trapped and will drown but is rescued? As soon as the 2 get to safety, the snake fatally bites the other. When the rescuer asks how the snake could have done such a thing, the serpent answers that it’s a snake—it’s what snakes do.
She has a millstone around her neck and is killing herself.
Pull the plug and watch her swirl down the vortex.
Let her drown. Not worth saving
Urge the Treasury Department to direct deposit $1400 to her bank account. That’s what you do for people who are drowning, right?
Don't forget eat ice cream.
Release the sharks with lasers on their heads.
If she is 20 feet away, throw her an 11 foot rope and say you met her more than half way.
Fire up Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson and breakdance my fucking ass off while she drowns. Shout "HEE HEE" once I see the last bubble of air from her rotten innards trickle up to the surface of the water and pop.
Piss on her face to speed the process up
Shoot her repeatedly, just to be sure.
Ha! Take off and nuke her from orbit.
I shoot Toby twice.
Suggest that she "learn to code".
Well, just letting her drown would increase water pollution. So, presuming this was the ocean, shoot her in the shoulder to attract sharks and let them recycle her.
I would immediately enroll in the next CPR class.
"Oh no....turns away so anyways let me tell you why Fist of the North Star is hilariously awesome."
Try and hit her with as many rocks as you can before she goes under.
Release the Kraken!