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Based_in_Space 65 points ago +65 / -0

don't worry I think they misspelled Guantanamo.

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Blurpy 37 points ago +37 / -0

You get it. 👍

It is funny how even here, people still believe these celebrities and the press that report on them.

These celebrities like Hanks and Ellen, I believe we will soon learn, have not run off to a foreign exotic land, but are in fact in custody for soon to be revealed crimes. These announcements just provide a convenient excuse for why they are no longer in the public eye.

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Phishhed44 7 points ago +7 / -0

☝🏼This☝🏼

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getkek 4 points ago +4 / -0

I recall seeing predictive radiation modeling and according to it Australia would be the last place fallout would hit in the event of a Nuclear war.

Just some food for thought.

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Tassie 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's a Movie called "On the Beach" about this scenario where Australia is last one standing after a nuke war. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0219224/

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MAGA_Wolfy 1 point ago +1 / -0

They are set up to be social influencers to control what you think. Not to mention what you buy, what you eat, what music you listen to, what movies you watch. Oh, and what vaccines you take.

Judas Sheep.

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GetsTheNogginJoggin 8 points ago +8 / -0

Australia was previously a prison island after all

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HELLOGITMO 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes sir.

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HardWorkinPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bwaaa Ha Ha Ha Ha!! Perfect answer!

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ATLAS_ONE 22 points ago +22 / -0

She can stay in Melbourne with the rest of the sewer rats.

Ahh who am I kidding. She'll probably end up in Byron with the rest of the champagne socialist yuppies.

Edit: hahaha Mornington Peninsula!? She'll probably get shanked while passing through Frankston.

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SharpCookie 15 points ago +15 / -0

I love how this reads as someone who has no idea about any of those places.

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CrimsonSentinal 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sounds exactly like living in Los Angeles. And here I had such an idyllic image of Australia. A land untouched by crime and ugliness where the water circles the drain the wrong way. Oh well.

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inspir3dgenius 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mornington Peninsula sounds like such a pleasant place to have a Chicago.

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BlaineBug 1 point ago +1 / -0

All they know about it "hahaha Australia down under dee dee drrrrrrrr"

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Phishhed44 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe a yowie can get (it)-her?

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Aussie_Lurker 1 point ago +1 / -0

God forbid, Byron is already a cesspool & its all seeping towards my once sleepy town. Please God send her to Guantanamo.

Phew just saw she's heading to Victoria, Phew.

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FullDisQlosure 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is “goon” Australian for dyke?

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AmericanVictory 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's what I thought!!

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What-Me-Worry 6 points ago +7 / -1

I've been thinking. I've never seen any Freemason fundraisers tied to the local lodge / temple. They do collect a small membership fee, but hardly enough to fund their newsworthy projects.

Could the Rothschilds' and Rockefellers' be funding the freemasons as their controlled "hitmen"? Exploiting an old satanic religion / witchcraft, assign strict rules and 33 tiers to ascend a trustworthy pyramid, lie about the bible and promise riches and life success to your minions while hiding in the dark.

Seems like a great plan when you have unlimited money and want to obliterate anyone that gets in your way.

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BlaineBug 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've noticed a local freemasons lodge just minutes from my home. Been there for years. Never saw any activity there ever.

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Tassie 3 points ago +3 / -0

In Australia they do fund-raising sausage sizzles and raffles.

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

No.

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whiskey_shitz 36 points ago +36 / -0

Weird how all these attention whores suddenly want less attention. What happened I wonder? That spotlight getting a little too hot lol?

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Yungsheets 3 points ago +3 / -0

Like Reagan said. They can't see the light, so they're feeling the heat.

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Micheal84 35 points ago +36 / -1

Lesbians going down-under, what else is new.

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inspir3dgenius 11 points ago +11 / -0

Kek

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Retaining_H2O 25 points ago +25 / -0

Australia, at one time, was a prison colony.

Maybe its going that way again. Australia & New Zealand may become the prison colony of the rich elite.

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wideawakeuk 17 points ago +17 / -0

Now that would be an interesting plot twist. Not one inhabitant with a life skill.

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Jmadness 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah but they also would get the animals that would feed into their inflated selves and make them continue to feel the toxic kind of being special because they are only found on that continent.

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InABlinkOfAnEye 6 points ago +6 / -0

There has been talk that there are other high level prisons around the world ready to receive prisoners. There are too many DS to all fit at Gitmo.

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ceegeegee 22 points ago +23 / -1

You don't plan to end a show at nineteen years - you push through to make it to the 20th.

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GrannyPaine 19 points ago +19 / -0

Interesting. You'd think that she'd be all for having the "big 20th anniversary" season, lots of previous guests, best moments etc.

But no. She's walking away from all that sweet sweet attention.

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incogneato 7 points ago +7 / -0

tbf it's harder to walk with a big honking tracker on your ankle

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AmberWins 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's exactly what I was thinking. Especially her kind of show. I haven't watched in years, ever since my eyes were opened, but big celebratory 20th season with over the top giveaways and whatnot is exactly what she'd do. Australia and the US have an extradition treaty so I wonder what gives?

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BlaineBug 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, consider that 2019 was the last decent year......not 2020.....

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Eileensdaughter 12 points ago +12 / -0

Like Hanks went to Australia?

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LostPWLostVALOR 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope this is like when a dog “goes to live on a farm up north”

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K-MAGer 11 points ago +11 / -0

Closer to Antarctica

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MagaLout 4 points ago +4 / -0

Arnie the cuckold. I heard he is great friends with his wife's lover .

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Quotient 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pretty sure Matt Damon moved to Aus too

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r00fus 7 points ago +7 / -0

First giant hairy spider she sees she'll be back on a plane to the US.

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America4Trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Or she'll start licking it...

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inspir3dgenius 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought she licks camel, not camel spider

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Southernwhitebread 7 points ago +7 / -0

Crickey

Steve Irwin's ghost says stay the fuck out.

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Sunnywindows 6 points ago +6 / -0

If they want a quieter life, why are they announcing the exact location of their new home?

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incogneato 3 points ago +3 / -0

maybe they aren't

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5547 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hmmm is that what they are calling GITMO now... Australia????

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Covfefeovertea1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bet she's gonna do it the legal way. Hypocrites.

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LoneWulf 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think they spelled "Australia" wrong. It's spelled G-I-T-M-O.

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5547 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol should have read down the comments before posting mine

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HELLOGITMO 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hello.

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LoneWulf 1 point ago +1 / -0

'Ello mate! ;-)

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ZerroDefex 5 points ago +5 / -0

Which country is the most cucked at this point: Australia or Canada? Last I heard Canada even hads out fines for shaking hands in public.

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EvilWhitey177 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yeah I think Canada takes the points for that one now.

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JanoyHowardCresva84 11 points ago +11 / -0

If you look up 'faggot' in the dictionary, it's got a big, gay picture of Canada's goofy, retarded prime minister instead of a definition.

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MagaLout 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biggest twat on the global stage.

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TheyWereCones 9 points ago +9 / -0

Canada..theyre vaxxing kids without parental consent at school

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r00fus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't forget New Zealand.

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Molog 1 point ago +2 / -1

It's not a matter of which is more cucked. Plenty of brain dead people here in Aus especially in Sydney/Melbourne.

I find we have gone a bit soft, the slow creeping erosion of our freedoms, I see it happening right now.

There is a silent majority here in Aus, we just don't know it. Sky News Aus and a few other few journalist out there are still holding the flame up high, actually reporting on real issues.

It's at times like this that I wish my Commonwealth buddies a speedy recovery from Trudeau.

Now all we need on Australia is to get rid of the central bank, and grab ourselves a bill of right, and fix the god damn Australian Constitution. Our government has too much control and not enough restrictions.

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BigJilm01 4 points ago +4 / -0

“No choice” WTF does that mean?

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AmericanHistoryQ 4 points ago +4 / -0

interesting. Australia is where Hanx was before "becoming a citizen of Greece"

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MilitaryJustice 4 points ago +4 / -0

Moving to GITMO.

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GodWins_76 3 points ago +3 / -0

Camp Justice or XLT Honduras work too...

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2Guns1ForEachofYa 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cute that these celebs think they'll be safe from justice.

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RoosterHeadBad 3 points ago +3 / -0

The wages of sin is death. Just look at their faces. Both are demonic, arrogant, and angry.

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Chloe123 3 points ago +3 / -0

Two freaks. I say put them on the no travel list. Ellen needs to face trial.

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Warren_Puffitt 3 points ago +3 / -0

I vote for her moving exactly halfway there.

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TurdFergueson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Australians should start a protest. Why should they accept such vile filth to be dumped in thier country. Littering is not cool. This putrid piece of trash and her disgusting ideologies should be shot into the center of the sun. This crackwhore and the, "thing" attached to her decide they are going to spend decades ruining one country, and when things get bad, go move to another one to spoil it too??? Go ahead HELL-IN, run, run as far away as you can. You will not escape your fate. We are everywhere. You cannot hide. You want quiet. I heard it was extremely quiet when you're 6 feet under the dirt. Satan Will Be Bringing Reciepts Soon, I believe He wants to cash them in. Too bad you actually thought Satan cares for his followers. Just you wait Ellen. Just you wait. Your show might have ended, but the real show has only just begun. Fly little bird. Fly away. It won't save you.

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g8rb81 3 points ago +3 / -0

Anyone will tell you its a prisoner island Hidden in the summer for a million years

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broncojprosen 3 points ago +3 / -0

So ellen was arrested and will be spending some time at Gitmo, thats how I read it.

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Qlueless 2 points ago +2 / -0

She knows we have an extradition treaty with Australia, right.

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BirdcageALLtraitors 2 points ago +2 / -0

Australia says no

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incogneato 2 points ago +2 / -0

No shite?

Ellen bolted for Austraila? Tom Hanks is hiding out in Greece?

And so many of the other big-name actors have just quietly gone away?

I watched a bit of the recent Oscars just to see what would happen. Instead of the huge fabulous glittering auditorium packed with stars, there were maybe a couple hundred people sitting at restaurant tables in a train station. Not kidding. A train station. Grand Central, maybe?

It was nothing like any of the other Academy Awards ceremonies. Not even the very first ones nearly 100 years ago. This was filled with small-timers and foreigners that few had ever heard of. The only big star, apparently, was Harrison Ford, and as always he looked like he didn't want to be there.

Where Have All the Stars Gone?

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Mary911 2 points ago +2 / -0

She can run but she cannot hide.

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dont have to hide when nobody ever gets prosecuted

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BSscrappin76 2 points ago +2 / -0

Her wife is Australian

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LCFarm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck off, Ellen, you feckless cunt. We don't want you.

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Blind-fury 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can try to outrun J-Dams but you'll only die tired.

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Caprica777 2 points ago +2 / -0

Australia is 5 eyes. It has extradition.

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Phishhed44 2 points ago +2 / -0

I remember a few clips of “her” show, possibly with Hank’s wife, and another I think was Fallon. In those clips there was “demon-speak”, like muffled babble from them all. They tried to be coy but anons caught them. If that wasn’t proof of them all being luciferians I dunno, but it was like WHOA. Anyone else recall that?

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FlamingButBased 1 point ago +1 / -0

Link?

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Phishhed44 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m kinda asking other pede’s if THEY have one? I saw 2 I think of Ellen show & I think it was Hank’s wife. Another was on Fallon I think. They were mumbling unintelligibly having like, a mini conversation and it wasn’t any human language. Some pede’s must know.

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AussiePede89 2 points ago +2 / -0

by the way things are going gitmo aint going to be larger, maybe we can do a deal for tassie?

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sidhe007 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol, just yesterday it was reported that she bought back a home she'd sold.

'Following the news that Ellen DeGeneres will be ending her eponymous daytime talk show after nearly twenty-years in the spotlight, she has bought back a ranch she’d previously sold in Montecito, California.'

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QAJQAJQ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Has Guantanamo moved to Australia?

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307Sleeper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Here, let me get the door for you....

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Dson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not trump. But biden is getting them to move!? Lmao

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lovecymru 1 point ago +1 / -0

Her leaving proves the cabal is not in control

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hildberht 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck off! We do not want her.

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numina18 1 point ago +1 / -0

I get it. She doesn't want to hear the clang of a jail cell door every few hours. You understand, don't you?

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SgtPepper29 1 point ago +1 / -0

She thinks Australia is out of our reach?? HAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHALMFAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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CMAnon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fake news said she decided to end her show? It was decided for her. She knows what's coming. She'll have a quiet eternity planted 6' under.

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AussiePede89 1 point ago +1 / -0

fuck! i dont want that POS living near me, will prob end up living with hillary duff or something.

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AmberWins 1 point ago +1 / -0

How much quieter can you get than in the country where she already lives? Bullshit

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MuckeyDuck 1 point ago +1 / -0

But we have extradition right with Australia, I think, so moving to shield herself from any punishment would not make sense.