I shop local as much as possible. Unfortunately all the crapola of the past year has put many local businesses out of business. Our local family department store is gone, a small diner, and little specialty shops.... all gone. I avoid Chinamart like the plague.
Your vaginal yeast poses a very real threat to my health.
When was then last time you douched?
What products did you use?
What is your usual douching regimen?
My word how I have dreamed of such an opportunity, Im too scary looking for one thing and most people just steer clear of me alredy, plus that I would love to say it, I live in a very small town and am a business owner and sadly that would get around quickly and I'd hear about it. So I just smile and ignore them completely. Didnt even hear you talk Karen, I dont speak Maskanese.
If it looks like a typical lefty woman, ask her how many of her offspring she's killed. If she asks for clarification, tell her you meant how many abortions she's had. If she says "That's none of your business" tell her "My medical history is none of your business either.
Love this , hilarious ! Did someone here really say that ..I’m a chick so I’d have to change it up a bit , but , good on you for having the balls to say this who ever you are
So far I haven't had any issues going anywhere without a mask yet (in a very liberal state) except one place - jiffy lube of all places) but didn't ask if i'd been vaccinated just told me I still had to wear a face covering if I wanted to sit inside. No one yet has asked me if i've been vaccinated, but I am so going to do this if it happens fucking hilarious!
I actually do need something to say to people that won’t get me in trouble at work. Customers ask me as if it’s a conversation starter. I would love to have something to say that politely tells them to fuck off, maybe even makes them rethink ever questioning someone again. I’ve gotten this far.
“So have you gotten your vaccine?”
“No, but I’m assuming you have?”
Trouble is I don’t care if they have and “no” is more of an answer than I want to give them. I’m usually wittier than this.. but people just flat out ASK I’m masked at work and all. Then I get lectured and I can’t argue bc I’m at work....I don’t want to be an ass.
Brilliant. My one regret is that I can only updoot this once!
Same here. I like this guys version better. I came up with a similar idea the other day. This is much better.
https://greatawakening.win/p/12igcsgie4/x/c/4E0xgpRz7FA
You asked for it at Great Wall of China Mart.
Eschew Big Box, Inc. Shop Mom&Pop.
Live Local, Grow Local, Brew Local, Eat Local.
This is the way.
He knows da way, bruddas.
I shop local as much as possible. Unfortunately all the crapola of the past year has put many local businesses out of business. Our local family department store is gone, a small diner, and little specialty shops.... all gone. I avoid Chinamart like the plague.
I live on an Island ten miles off shore. Our one grocery is 117 years old.
Restaurants are really struggling as HS graduates expect to make a living wage with ZERO skill.
Smallest school district in the state with about 80 students under our one roof K-12 skrule haus.
And while we're at it, GROW local :)
lol shut up, all my local shops are owned and ran by Marxists.
Take your virtual signaling elsewhere, por favor.
What to do when a mom & pop shop has less variety with higher prices?
Invest in America.
This is AWESOME!
I'll take Things That Never Happened But Would Be Great If They Did for 1000, Alex
Kekkity kek... well done pede
I'd have asked if she'd been lobotomised.
Your vaginal yeast poses a very real threat to my health.
When was then last time you douched?
What products did you use?
What is your usual douching regimen?
lol
Next time someone asks me I plan to ask if they have had their pap smear or prostate exam. Or perhaps if they have been cleared if all STDs.
Stop shopping at big box stores. Stop giving the enemy money.
Learn from Black Privilege and return only the box.
LOL!
I’ve been using “ I am today!”
My word how I have dreamed of such an opportunity, Im too scary looking for one thing and most people just steer clear of me alredy, plus that I would love to say it, I live in a very small town and am a business owner and sadly that would get around quickly and I'd hear about it. So I just smile and ignore them completely. Didnt even hear you talk Karen, I dont speak Maskanese.
That's an epic-level sarcastic response.
I must now Honor OP sensei with this Black-Belt Sarcasm-Fu move on the first to attack me with this question.
Bwaaaaaa..... hahahahahahahaha haha
If it looks like a typical lefty woman, ask her how many of her offspring she's killed. If she asks for clarification, tell her you meant how many abortions she's had. If she says "That's none of your business" tell her "My medical history is none of your business either.
LOL you made my day
The one I have in the chamber is:
Karen: Are you vaccinated?
Me: No. I'm immune.
Karen: Oh, you had it?
Me: No. I'm immune.
Karen: What?
Me: I'm immune to bullshit.
Well you could have already had covid and be naturally immune also
Love this , hilarious ! Did someone here really say that ..I’m a chick so I’d have to change it up a bit , but , good on you for having the balls to say this who ever you are
So far I haven't had any issues going anywhere without a mask yet (in a very liberal state) except one place - jiffy lube of all places) but didn't ask if i'd been vaccinated just told me I still had to wear a face covering if I wanted to sit inside. No one yet has asked me if i've been vaccinated, but I am so going to do this if it happens fucking hilarious!
Well, dies she?
another one for the women who ask.... "have you had an abortion?"
If she's really into anal, you might just have a play date.
Ok... I am done with this specific stupid comment. It's not even funny...
I like it. I think I might use it. How long do you think I need to hang around Wal-Mart before someone says that to me?
Wait! Why did the lady at Walmart ask that question?
Absolutely I will use that!
KEK!
I'm going to use that
Ask her how many children has she aborted when she says none of your business and then says my body my choice you say Ditto Later
I actually do need something to say to people that won’t get me in trouble at work. Customers ask me as if it’s a conversation starter. I would love to have something to say that politely tells them to fuck off, maybe even makes them rethink ever questioning someone again. I’ve gotten this far.
“So have you gotten your vaccine?” “No, but I’m assuming you have?”
Trouble is I don’t care if they have and “no” is more of an answer than I want to give them. I’m usually wittier than this.. but people just flat out ASK I’m masked at work and all. Then I get lectured and I can’t argue bc I’m at work....I don’t want to be an ass.