Transvaxegan. I've actually been one of those all my life. I'll start the religion. Let me write up a few tenets.
Though shalt eat no meat.
Though shalt take the vax.
Though shalt take no other vegetables before the soybean.
Though shalt not partake of any sexual congress with an entity that is not classified as a vegetable (coma patients are allowed).
Inclusivity is all. You do not have to follow any of these tenets, you only need to state identification as adhering to the tenets. This is sufficient for our overarching tenet of inclusivity.
Done.
We've put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive vaxegan fraud organization in the history of American politics!
It’s more of a campaign slogan than it is a name. Let me explain. My form of communism ends with everybody standing in burritoe lines, because bread lines have tainted the good name of communism. My burritos will have toes in them because communism always ends with canabalism, it’s proper and human meat is tasty. It is also a sanitary and humane way to dispose of all the corpses of my enemies you see. So with your vote we can make this a reality. All I need from you today is a campaign donation of $1.95, because freedom costs $1.95 and I aim to take that away from you.
It's about the animals. Aborted babies are a-ok I take it. From the twatter:
💉The actual doses of vaccine available in the UK do not contain ingredients derived from animals…
💭Yet for some, the use of animal testing in the development of the shots infringes on their beliefs
Almost all vaccines aren’t vegan because they culture the bacteria in chicken eggs and they also add bovine cells to the vaccines. Many “vegans” who aren’t actually vegan at all believe in abortion, so they don’t care about the fetal tissue. I am a christian first and refuse to inject fetal cells into my body. I outright detest abortion. I also don’t want to inject eggs or cow into my body no thanks.
HAHAHAHAHAHA 😂👍🏻😂👍🏻 FUCK THOSE BITCHES they ganged up on MAGA vegans back in the day on all social media sites and chastised US as being the nonvegans!!! Fuck those LIARS that made my day thank Q
Feels good man. These are the same people who argue for the rights of clams but not for an unborn baby and even tote their own abortion punch cards. What a redpill it was to me
If you throw out the meat then the animals died for nothing. Do the right thing, eat it. Just try not to look like you’re rabidly enjoying it or it may be a hard sell. #ForTheAnimals!!
First they say that people in the placebo group have the same "privileges" as the fully vaccinated, now they're saying vegans are exempt from the vaccine.
Both of these would appear to be incredibly foolish to someone that thinks the pandemic is a real threat, yet they still won't wake up.
I would have expected they would exempt gay people from the vaccine first, not vegans, but not surprised.
The vaccine is about isolating people that don't believe the media or the government anymore. It isn't about the virus. Oh it is also about making fuck-loads of money, but I think the main goal is to isolate and punish us.
But what if I am vegan only part of the year? 250+ days a year Coptic Christians fast, every Wed and Fri we have to eat vegan, this is a religions thing. Do I qualify?
We believe in the holy trinity of tubers, fruits and vegitables.
We will have no meat dishes or any faux thing like unto it before us.
We believe in the tops of carrots, in Vitiman messengers and in the holy life of spinich.
By the sweat of our brow we shall eat grains by bread all the days of our lives.
Lo, though I hoe down through the valley of beef, I will fear no 🐂💩. The holy carrot hath paved away for me. It delivered my colon. My bowels runneth over. Broccoli and beets restoreth my soul. It maketh me to lie down by fresh irrigation pipe waters.
In my soul I 💩 green and my mind 🤯 from the lack of animal protein. But my heart is filled from inner gas of the brussel sprout and I will dwell in the House of the toilet for ever and ever. Amen!
Transvegan? I’m in!
Then you reply transmen aren't real men. Reeee.
Boom.
Gimme muh protectionismz.
Transvaxegan. I've actually been one of those all my life. I'll start the religion. Let me write up a few tenets.
Done.
We've put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive vaxegan fraud organization in the history of American politics!
Though shalt stay in thy house at all times, and always wear thy mask.
I identify being vegan.
"But you're eating lamb..."
Diet is a spectrum.
How 'bout if I'm a theoretical vegan?
Better yet, how 'bout if I identify as an ethical vegan?
That should work, huh?
I predict a sudden wave of new vegans on the horizon lol
You only need to identify as vegan.
I think your farts might have to register in the approved methane ppm range
That, and I need to change my name.
CleancutSOYcutlet 😆
It’s more of a campaign slogan than it is a name. Let me explain. My form of communism ends with everybody standing in burritoe lines, because bread lines have tainted the good name of communism. My burritos will have toes in them because communism always ends with canabalism, it’s proper and human meat is tasty. It is also a sanitary and humane way to dispose of all the corpses of my enemies you see. So with your vote we can make this a reality. All I need from you today is a campaign donation of $1.95, because freedom costs $1.95 and I aim to take that away from you.
Nah, I get it. I was saying that we both need to change our names, Burritoe Joe.
Thanks for the articulate and groovy-zany read.
Life’s too serious to take it so serious.
I got $0.17 but I don’t eat vaxxed meat.
All good amigo. You play it cool and I’ll take you to the top where it’s all steak and lobster.
cleancutsoycutlet. There you go!!
Yes, there will be fart testing.
I officially identify as vegan as my diet and religion, I’m just not very faithful. That changes nothing to my belief system, you bigots.
I’m a vegan but I’m just really bad at it!
Oh balls, i relapsed again. That's the third time today.
Numm nummy honey ham 😛
That should tell everybody something about what's in them. Is it the murdered baby that makes it non-vegan or something else?
Apparently it’s the animal testing they don’t like.
Which is why they skipped that step after the initial animals all died?
😁
Sort of. They just started testing it on a different breed of animals. Results are still coming in.
It's about the animals. Aborted babies are a-ok I take it. From the twatter:
💉The actual doses of vaccine available in the UK do not contain ingredients derived from animals… 💭Yet for some, the use of animal testing in the development of the shots infringes on their beliefs
Almost all vaccines aren’t vegan because they culture the bacteria in chicken eggs and they also add bovine cells to the vaccines. Many “vegans” who aren’t actually vegan at all believe in abortion, so they don’t care about the fetal tissue. I am a christian first and refuse to inject fetal cells into my body. I outright detest abortion. I also don’t want to inject eggs or cow into my body no thanks.
Loads of vaxxed vegans out there now in a moral crisis. ''Now you tell us?!''
HAHAHAHAHAHA 😂👍🏻😂👍🏻 FUCK THOSE BITCHES they ganged up on MAGA vegans back in the day on all social media sites and chastised US as being the nonvegans!!! Fuck those LIARS that made my day thank Q
A pleasure fren. There is so much serendipity around these days. And an abundance of karma, fun times!
Feels good man. These are the same people who argue for the rights of clams but not for an unborn baby and even tote their own abortion punch cards. What a redpill it was to me
Veganism is a protective belief but Christianity is not?
Isn't this good. ANYONE can claim to be "vegan".
i am a black gay trans vegan sunflower
Is that just the UK? Otherwise my family just went vegan —pay no attention to the freezer full of meat…
If you throw out the meat then the animals died for nothing. Do the right thing, eat it. Just try not to look like you’re rabidly enjoying it or it may be a hard sell. #ForTheAnimals!!
First they say that people in the placebo group have the same "privileges" as the fully vaccinated, now they're saying vegans are exempt from the vaccine.
Both of these would appear to be incredibly foolish to someone that thinks the pandemic is a real threat, yet they still won't wake up.
I identify as vegan. I also eat meat. It's the same thing as people with penises calling themselves women.
I feel that I biden can claim catholicism, and jenner can claim woman, I can claim vegan.
I am a protected carnivore. Go away.
I make my meat identity as vegetables I'm definitely vegan
What are the odds.... im a vegan!
I would have expected they would exempt gay people from the vaccine first, not vegans, but not surprised.
The vaccine is about isolating people that don't believe the media or the government anymore. It isn't about the virus. Oh it is also about making fuck-loads of money, but I think the main goal is to isolate and punish us.
They already have all the money. It's about culling the herd. It's about Agenda 2030 and world depopulation.
But what if I am vegan only part of the year? 250+ days a year Coptic Christians fast, every Wed and Fri we have to eat vegan, this is a religions thing. Do I qualify?
What about ethical non-cannibalism. Isn't their human fetal tissue in the vaccine?
Well, Barack and Big Mike are gonna still have to get the shot. They seem to love meat!
I identify as a vegan
Welp..... Guess im a vegan.
Tenants of Vegganism:
We believe in the holy trinity of tubers, fruits and vegitables.
We will have no meat dishes or any faux thing like unto it before us.
We believe in the tops of carrots, in Vitiman messengers and in the holy life of spinich.
By the sweat of our brow we shall eat grains by bread all the days of our lives.
Lo, though I hoe down through the valley of beef, I will fear no 🐂💩. The holy carrot hath paved away for me. It delivered my colon. My bowels runneth over. Broccoli and beets restoreth my soul. It maketh me to lie down by fresh irrigation pipe waters.
In my soul I 💩 green and my mind 🤯 from the lack of animal protein. But my heart is filled from inner gas of the brussel sprout and I will dwell in the House of the toilet for ever and ever. Amen!
🤮
I'm going to create a document that outlines my self identification status(s) so I can hand it around sorta like a get out of jail free card
How about Christianity???
Vegan? Ahhh er yea I am a vegan so put that needle away. Yea ahhh yea I er ah dont eat meat.
They’ve back tracked on everything they’ve said so far, how long before they back track on this one ?!
I self identify as a member of the control group for this experiment.
Your move, cabal.
Oh...But Christians...not so much.
Shocking how they give privs to the people already in the no meat agenda lane 🙄