First I received a pamphlet in the mail stating the FDA has approved a Covid vax so let's get you signed up for the jab. I called the number and asked about the FDA approved one. After a long hold they read me a long explanation from the CDC.
I asked if the FDA approved one was available. They put me on hold again and again read me a statement about how the EUA jab and FDA version are "interchangeable" so not to worry.
I told them I was needed the FDA approved and they informed me that is is FDA approved under EUA. I replied that it was still considered experimental medicine without the FDA approval.
I said that if I take the EUA jab that Pfizer cannot be held liable and that I needed to locate the FDA approved. She tried to tell me again that they are "interchangeable" I replied that I wouldn't have legal recourse if I had an adverse reaction because it was still considered experimental.
At that moment all the brain gears, levers, and wheels, all lubricated with pure CDC horse shit, stopped working in a extraordinary display of reaching the edge of their reality and the barrier between truth and cognitive dissonance. The vocal chords created a jumbled smash up sound trying to work without any signals being sent. When the clarity ended and cognitive dissonance again took hold I was asked to be put on hold again. I said that was all I needed to know and hung up.
Well worth it.
In New Zealand there were very stringent laws against bringing in an experimental medicine under the Medicine Act. So, to avoid being charged, the government changed the law first. See for yourself here, where it says "Section 23(1): replaced, on 25 May 2021, by section 4 of the Medicines Amendment Act 2021 (2021 No 16)." Also, If the reports of hydra vulgaris and parasites are correct, then the medicine contains hazardous organisms that is against the Hazardous Substances and New Organisms Act https://www.legislation.govt.nz/act/public/1996/0030/latest/DLM381222.html. Nevertheless, the government and media are getting more and more hysterical about getting everyone vaxed with this poison.
Nice job! I love calling them. It's better than the prank phone calls we made when we were kids. You have to be patient when being put on hold. It's part of their breakdown process. Priceless!!!
Jerky boys? Fn classics. I can still here that squeaky voice saying "hello"
I keep reading this over and over and laughing my ass off. Hilarious!
Barbara? Barbara is that you? Ok, I’ll bring all my shoes…so that I have them.
Hahaha I can do a great Sol, haven’t pranked in a long time… maybe it’s time to get back to it, for a good cause now
...holy crap what did I just read! Ah HAAAHH I took Ya to 17👍🏼💥
I think Roy D. Mercer had the best prank calls.
Lol, totally!
There was something seriously wrong with that guy. :)
Jonathan Winters made a few good ones too.
Ol John...man he was GREAT!!
Right? kek
My friend can do a spot-on impression of the Saul Rosenberg voice. It's incredible. My older sister bought the Jerky Boys CDs and we listened to them. My high school days.
My eyes are going crazy!!
"Oh God and Baby Jesus!"
Jerky boys .my God I love them ..
I think I found a new hobby
This is great. Next time I go to the store with a pharmacy in it that has "FREE COVID INJECTIONS NO WAIT" I'm going to ask them if they have the FDA approved one and then ask to see the paperwork that comes in them so I can look over it. Then when they give it to me and I see that it's the BioNtech one I'll ask them to see the one that was FDA approved. I'll record it, good times.
You got PVeritasitis 😎
If there’s one thing authoritarians hate, it’s a well educated population. Great job.
I always click on a title that says "I just broke someone's brain".😁 Love your description of the event. 😂
Brilliant!
Everyone please record these interactions whenever possible (while heeding applicable consent laws). It'll be tougher for them to refute if this message gets out all over from multiple sources.
Making calls....great thing to do.
You can bet there will be "training" done regarding your call, fren. Awesome work.
Good job OP
Thank you for that well crafted, vivid description of the glitch in the matrix.
I could literally see the cat reset. :-D
Loved that description
👏🏻
Thank you for that entertainment.
get a good call recording app and let them know they're being recorded.
even more fun
Should have read her the passage in the FDA approval that states the the two vaccines are legally distinct. They are not interchangeable at all.
I was up-vote 199. Thank You Sir for the long laugh. 😀
Sad but hilarious.
If they're interchangeable, why not just fully approve the one out now? They want no risk but all the reward. Fucking criminal gangsters.
Outstanding
I enjoyed reading this. Thanks, fren!
All comrades are interchangeable under DS communism!
Wait... The cdc can read?
Very well-worded description. It painted a gloriously absurd portrait.
I wish I could be this sharp on my feet. Kudos, Fren!
Yes. It is approved by the FDA. Not that the FDA is some magical place immune to the cabal. I'm not sure why people care if the vaccine is FDA approved.
It screws with THEIR narrative & watching them defend it puts em in their place. They think everyone's stupid.
Nope. The "approval" is a EUA. https://www.fda.gov/news-events/press-announcements/fda-approves-first-covid-19-vaccine
First paragraph:
"also." Meaning they use EUA for populations the FDA didn't approve, like teens.
Pfizer vaccine is fully FDA approved.
Not sure why that's so important to people. The FDA is not some magical place immune to the cabal.
Gotcha.
From what I understand there are two "versions" of the Pfizer vaccine with just a smidge of difference: the pre-approval one, and the one approved here (Comirnaty). This difference has had people questioning which one they are gonna get (for legal protection) and not receiving any clear answer.
I'm 100% with you here.
The argument was that the lack of FDA approval was a huge no-no when it came to legal protections, and a major sticking point about "alternative treatment" when FDA-approved "normal treatment" didn't (and IMO still doesn't) exist. I'm still on the fence about this last one, as Pfizer is coming up with a drug treatment and at this point I doubt anything coming out of Pfizer related to the treatment of COVID. This is part when the drug they are coming up with, despite being different, has a similar effect to ivermectin and the demonization of this molecule instead of praising a possibility of an effective existing and cheap drug is ridiculously apparent.
Sounds like a way to relieve stress by putting them through stress minus the censorship.