Catturd: I was released from the hospital.
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Praying for the Turd
Sorry to hear about your constipation
That is so true. My horsey paste dose had me running for the restroom more than a few times! I feel so much better now. Parasites are nasty buggers.
Get some rest and heal up, Catturd. Prayers for a speedy recovery.
Top Kek - Chuckled on this one.
u/#catdance
Seriously, Praise the Lord for your healing.
Now, bombs away!
I needed some double meaning humor today. I truly hope Catturd is well as we know Drs and hospitals now r scary scary places.
Sadly, after all this Covid madness, my trust in hospitals and the medical establishment is nil. Too many greedy, nonempathetic persons who are willing to let people die for government/Big Pharma $$$.
I know there are still persons at hospitals who care, think things through and are ethical. Just not as many due to the way Big Pharma has taken over training. Praise God Catturd got good care, was not harmed and finds healing.
Wishing a speedy return to the litter box.
Poor guy. Glad he's ok!
Got to be careful about those hair balls.
He'll have to change his name to CatStuckTurd now :(
Or hairball?
So glad you are outta there! Still think ivermectin would be good as it deals with many ailments.
Did he get the cone of shame?
Hope he’s better soon!
Glad to hear this!
I usually wish explosive diarrhea on my worst enemies, but maybe just this one time I can wish this for our fren.
Welcome home CT.
So is this the account owner was in the hospital, or his/her actual cat? :)
It's the actual account owner. I think people are just relating the persons maladies with the cat icon.
may the catbox be with you...........
Yay! Glad your outta there. Take it easy and get well.
Praise God, you're still in the fight!
Smoothies are the way to go. You can put lots of nutrition into a smoothie. Think raw egg yolks, nut butters, coconut oil or better, Nutiva's coconut Manna, berries and bananas, all kinds of nuts and seeds, and various milks, like oat, almond, walnut, cashew, etc. Mix it up!
Then there's soups: Bone broths, add lots of vegetables and some meat. Chicken soup with noodles and meat. Italian wedding soup with little meatballs. You can process anything that is too big for you right now.
Nourish your cathood and come back strong!!
Wonderful news - especially avoiding surgery. To Catturd - Rest your body and build your strength back slowly. We really enjoy your commentary on so many aspects of this crazy world and all the smiles and laughs you've given us. May the Lord bless you and heal you fully, may He give you strength, comfort and peace and help you keep your spirit light and happy.
Was trying to manifest his health. Im glad he's doing okay
More prayers on the way.
I wonder if he has to wear a cone now? ...what? You were all thinking it!!
Seriously though, speedy recovery CatTurd!!
Glad to have you back in the litter box Cat. Visits to the vet are quite problematic these days.
I'm in the same boat except haven't been released yet. But, I'll be stuck to liquid diet for a bit
Pancreatitis is no fun
Oh no - get well soon!
They actually released me today so still recovering but sure glad to be home
Stay away from vegetables
Prayers continue. ♥️🙏🏻♥️
My guess is that Catturd is not Dan Scavino...unless this is disinformation on purpose hahaha
This was posted for a reason. I agree with you. These posts are called puzzle pieces and we need to take them as such.
Great news!
good to hear you're on the mend and going back home! your own litter-box will be a welcome sight!! kek!!!
I missed the first part of this. Why was our beloved feline feces in the hospital to begin with?
Because he was literally full of shit.
I kid you not.
Obstructed bowel.
That is more than slightly ironic. 😹
This is great! Prayers for you.
Sorry that Catturd Can’tturd. Hope regular trips to the litter box resume immediately.
Who the hell is caturd?
Just a popular based poster. Often joined in on Il Donaldo Trumpo's posts and memes. Hilarious and worth reading.
Guinness then?
Never thought I'd say this, but I wish you a full Obamaian release!