Everyone should ask their doctor "Are YOU baffled by the Sudden Adult Death Syndrome? Don't you know what is causing it?"
If the doctor admits to being baffled and has no clue about the cause... drop that doctor like a hot rock. They are part of the cause of Sudden Adult Death Syndrome at that point.
OK OK Ok. Seeing the responses below I have to come clean and say that the $40B request for research was just me being SARCASTIC about the money laundering $40B they sent to Ukraine.! But the fact that most of the responses below are pissed off about ‘another $40B’ just proves the point I was trying to make.
This was just a shitpost with a ‘Babylon Bee’ flair making a joke at the money they waste on obvious bull chit.
I really don't think it is funny to post something as "news" or "truth" that is neither. It WOULD be funny as a Babylon Bee article or flair but not when you make us look foolish and contribute to "fake news". I really don't appreciate these posts. Jokes are jokes and truth is truth and there is a real muddling of what is true today...we don't need anymore muddling than what already exists.
Seriously. These Doctors already decided they would trade everything to run with the Covid Psypop. If they are dumb enough to now gaslight you on this now, you have to make sure they lose everything for doing so.
It’s probably just money laundering and pay-offs. That would explain why so many “studies” are done that anyone could answer in two seconds using common sense, like that one government study about why dudes don’t want to fuck obese women, or the one where they gave insects cocaine. They’re just dicking around not doing anything and the studies have to be obvious nonsense or else they might actually need to spend some of that money on the actual study.
Just a ‘Babylon Bee’ shitpost my friend making a joke about how they launder money.
Notice the $40B was the same amount they just threw to themselves in Ukraine.? I apologize - wasn’t trying to be misleading and assumed everyone would get the joke/reference. But once again, the way everyone is responding proves my point that NoThInG is too ridiculous to be considered possibly true anymore!
Clearly responses here indicate that people are not getting that this is a parody article. You didn't even include the bee logo itself. Why is this stuff getting stickied?
What is up with all of this 40 billion going here, there, and everywhere. Is 40 billion just a good round number? 40 billion for twitter, 40 billion for Ukraine, 40 billion to end homelessness, 40 billion for SADS.... 40 damn billion...
99% of SIDS cases happen before the age of 1, kids don't get vaccines before that.
My wife is a nurse in a neonatal unit, most sids cases are kids suffocating before they have the strength to move their heads on their own. Most cases happen in lower income places where they co-sleep or give their infants blankets that smother them.
I don't know where you live but the cdc recommends all kinds of vaccines before 1 year. https://www.cdc.gov/vaccines/schedules/hcp/imz/child-adolescent.html and I don't care about what "they" say, it's all a fucking lie, these kids are not dying because of bad parenting and low income, geez.
I work with children under 5 and have seen many children with very low tone still face plant at 2-3 months. That's when I call in a PT to begin strengthening them.
Hey I'll save you guys $40B right now..... And I'll say it real loud, and real slow.... IT. WAS. THE. JAB. There. Now the gubbment owes me a small consulting fee of $4mil for this high profile research.
It’s been referred to as a shitpost and satire similar to the Babylon Bee by the original poster like 3 lines from the top. Is anybody reading what others are saying or just wanting to add their 2 cents? It isn’t a Babylon Bee article
Once again I apologize - I have no idea how to add a flair for chitpost or I would; or is that something the mods do? When I saw 5 of the first 10 responses not getting the joke I quickly replied near the top to erase any confusion.
$40B? More like another coordinated effort for a cover-up! The funding will only go to those tenured or tenure-tracked professors who were selected or promoted to serve as the DS operatives and tentacles. The academia is as corrupt as hell, especially in those areas related to health disaster management. Most of those who are dominating in the academic field of disaster management currently deserve to be fired immediately along with the collapse of the DS system! Almost all of them are anti-Trump and anti-Republican and are only good at pushing their poisonous leftist political agendas to socially manipulate and control the general public in the name of disaster mitigation and social justice! Simply disgusting..
I looked this up in our medical encoder and the only thing that came up was R99 SUD Sudden Unexplained Death. There is no medical diagnosis of SADS. They just make shit up. Next year we'll have a update making this a damn official diagnosis. 🙄
Where is yet another $40,000,000,000 going to? I can save the government some money and do some Informal research for them for say $2.5 million. I will select major cities in each of the 50 states and spend 1 week in each city doing a randomized poll of vaxed vs. non-vaxed for Covid. If more Covid vaxed are statistically dying in their sleep, I have your answer.
Everyone should ask their doctor "Are YOU baffled by the Sudden Adult Death Syndrome? Don't you know what is causing it?"
If the doctor admits to being baffled and has no clue about the cause... drop that doctor like a hot rock. They are part of the cause of Sudden Adult Death Syndrome at that point.
I haven’t had a doctor in many, many years, both I saw were idiots lol :P
OK OK Ok. Seeing the responses below I have to come clean and say that the $40B request for research was just me being SARCASTIC about the money laundering $40B they sent to Ukraine.! But the fact that most of the responses below are pissed off about ‘another $40B’ just proves the point I was trying to make.
This was just a shitpost with a ‘Babylon Bee’ flair making a joke at the money they waste on obvious bull chit.
I really don't think it is funny to post something as "news" or "truth" that is neither. It WOULD be funny as a Babylon Bee article or flair but not when you make us look foolish and contribute to "fake news". I really don't appreciate these posts. Jokes are jokes and truth is truth and there is a real muddling of what is true today...we don't need anymore muddling than what already exists.
Then go to a “news” site
No...give us news or give us jokes but don't post jokes as news.
Not cool. There is actual research coming forward about post vax effects.
Seriously. These Doctors already decided they would trade everything to run with the Covid Psypop. If they are dumb enough to now gaslight you on this now, you have to make sure they lose everything for doing so.
Then I don't need to change my Doctor. I asked him about a year ago, "Doc, do I need to take this "vaccine"??
I really like that guy. A old school Doc.
Agreed
The propaganda is beyond infuriating. They know they are lying. We know they are lying. They know we know they are lying. Yet, they won't stop lying.
Spell casting, cannot interrupt the chanting
Just see if they were vaxed and you have your answer
And you just saved 40B $$$.
It’s probably just money laundering and pay-offs. That would explain why so many “studies” are done that anyone could answer in two seconds using common sense, like that one government study about why dudes don’t want to fuck obese women, or the one where they gave insects cocaine. They’re just dicking around not doing anything and the studies have to be obvious nonsense or else they might actually need to spend some of that money on the actual study.
Most im sure were or at least will say so even if they could fake it because of job loss potential
Link?
Just a ‘Babylon Bee’ shitpost my friend making a joke about how they launder money.
Notice the $40B was the same amount they just threw to themselves in Ukraine.? I apologize - wasn’t trying to be misleading and assumed everyone would get the joke/reference. But once again, the way everyone is responding proves my point that NoThInG is too ridiculous to be considered possibly true anymore!
Clearly responses here indicate that people are not getting that this is a parody article. You didn't even include the bee logo itself. Why is this stuff getting stickied?
Yes, link please
What is up with all of this 40 billion going here, there, and everywhere. Is 40 billion just a good round number? 40 billion for twitter, 40 billion for Ukraine, 40 billion to end homelessness, 40 billion for SADS.... 40 damn billion...
Low vitamin B1 will arrest breathing during sleep
Hello SIDS
It's called beriberi
sids is vax damage. they tried to blame it on crazy mothers.
99% of SIDS cases happen before the age of 1, kids don't get vaccines before that.
My wife is a nurse in a neonatal unit, most sids cases are kids suffocating before they have the strength to move their heads on their own. Most cases happen in lower income places where they co-sleep or give their infants blankets that smother them.
I don't know where you live but the cdc recommends all kinds of vaccines before 1 year. https://www.cdc.gov/vaccines/schedules/hcp/imz/child-adolescent.html and I don't care about what "they" say, it's all a fucking lie, these kids are not dying because of bad parenting and low income, geez.
That narrative fell apart years ago
Neo-natal babies may have trouble lifting their heads. All my babies lifted their heads day 1. And they were all were 3 weeks early.
I work with children under 5 and have seen many children with very low tone still face plant at 2-3 months. That's when I call in a PT to begin strengthening them.
Im so glad that this truth is coming to light
No, its low B1.
how do infants have "low B1"?
Is today GA.win Fake News Sticky Day?
Yeah, throw that 40 bil at it.
I keep looking for a shitpost label, unfortunately their isn't one.
It should have one because it's a Babylon bee article.
Hey I'll save you guys $40B right now..... And I'll say it real loud, and real slow.... IT. WAS. THE. JAB. There. Now the gubbment owes me a small consulting fee of $4mil for this high profile research.
Dude please change the flair to SHITPOST. People are gonna take this too serious and spread it as if verified truth when it's a shitpost.
It’s been referred to as a shitpost and satire similar to the Babylon Bee by the original poster like 3 lines from the top. Is anybody reading what others are saying or just wanting to add their 2 cents? It isn’t a Babylon Bee article
Once again I apologize - I have no idea how to add a flair for chitpost or I would; or is that something the mods do? When I saw 5 of the first 10 responses not getting the joke I quickly replied near the top to erase any confusion.
Edit your post and you should see the option to add flair.
"Doctors baffled" = "they are denying the cause"
"SADS" = "Stupid-Assed Democrap Shitheads"
"unvaccinated control group" = "We the People"
Let me save you the 40billion Brandon
$40B? More like another coordinated effort for a cover-up! The funding will only go to those tenured or tenure-tracked professors who were selected or promoted to serve as the DS operatives and tentacles. The academia is as corrupt as hell, especially in those areas related to health disaster management. Most of those who are dominating in the academic field of disaster management currently deserve to be fired immediately along with the collapse of the DS system! Almost all of them are anti-Trump and anti-Republican and are only good at pushing their poisonous leftist political agendas to socially manipulate and control the general public in the name of disaster mitigation and social justice! Simply disgusting..
They sure seem to like that 40 billion number
Please tell me this should have a SHITPOST banner on it..
It should. It's a Babylon bee story.
I looked this up in our medical encoder and the only thing that came up was R99 SUD Sudden Unexplained Death. There is no medical diagnosis of SADS. They just make shit up. Next year we'll have a update making this a damn official diagnosis. 🙄
I can do the research. Its the jab. Done. Where’s my 40 billion?
Funny not funny and would it surprise anyone if they did ask for billions
"$40B would buy a nice bridge in Brooklyn and I can hook you up!"
Well I don’t know about you, but I am so BAFFLED! So baffled. /s
Duh??!! I’m not a brain surgeon but IT’S THE SHOT!!
Did somebody forget to label this a Shitpost? I mean really is this true?
We are the VAX FREE!
They're not going to be able to figure it out. They are still trying to figure out what a woman is.
Where is yet another $40,000,000,000 going to? I can save the government some money and do some Informal research for them for say $2.5 million. I will select major cities in each of the 50 states and spend 1 week in each city doing a randomized poll of vaxed vs. non-vaxed for Covid. If more Covid vaxed are statistically dying in their sleep, I have your answer.
How much more of our tax dollars need to go to Ukraine to fix this??
There's that number again.
Hey, I need 40 billion to study the lint on my scrotum.
Why not, everybody else is getting 40 billion
You’d be more likely to get the contract if you offered to do it for $50 billion instead of forty.
Treefiddy million and it’s yours!