My fren, it would absolutely hysterical if it were merely a joke. I just cannot fathom having such a mindset any more than I can juggle the concept of God not having a begging or end.
funny enough, just the opposite, I think it was styx who pointed it ot (totally not a biased opinion on all things caffiene...🤣), but supposedly caffiene actually helps prevent heart disease...lol
Let’s be accurate to avoid disinformation. Smelling your partner’s farts while triple masked is beneficial to your health. But the fart needs to happen under the mask, to hold it close to your mouth and nose. The health benefits are increased if the fart was an insect protein fart, studies suggest.
I'd love to, but alas my physique would not allow it!
I might change the name. I had another idea for it in its nascent stages: I like talking finance but that doesn't seem to be where I'm headed out with it.
It could technically be true but its a short sighted view (which happens alot in science). Cooking food (and going out in the sun) solves more problems than it creates.
Im now inherently skeptical of any cancer studies, they are almost never verified, are based on uncontrolled data review, and just the delay from events to diagnosis eliminates the observation part of the event.
Yes, carbonized meat can be carcinogenic or so it's commonly believed.
The interesting thing is how much they flip flop on the degree, and ultimately seem to have decided to tackle the problem from multiple directions at once by saying that all red meat causes it too
A few years before the Plandemic, there were a number of articles put out by 'scientists' about the many virtues of napping and taking a siesta like many Latin countries do.
Being a morbidly obese sedentary sofa goblin who is allergic to physical exertion and gorges itself daily starting with an $8 coffee milkshake then proceeds to eat ievery type of high-calorie snack and fast food that exists then passes out in a salt, corn syrup and hydrogenated vegetable oil coma might have a bit more to do with that there stroke and heart attack thing than the nap itself, you "science" clowns.
But I have a sneaking suspicion that's the lifestyle of the people who write drivel like this. It's not all the crap I eat that's killing me, it's taking a nap.
Back in the 1930s, they used to claim that polio was caused by ice cream because during the summer kids would be more likely to get polio and they saw that more people were eating ice cream as well. Of course, that's BS. It's a correlation-causation fallacy. And that's what this association between napping and elevated blood pressure and stroke is.
In the article itself, they even identify multiple "risk factors" that are well-known risk factors on their own for both heart attack and stroke including male sex, smoking, drinking, and lower socioeconomic status.
The orgasm is "la petit morte" as well. We must embrace the Feminism of The Party to defeat it! Naps shall also be placed under rational scrutiny! Obviously unhealthy unless approved by The Party. For safety, caffeine and tobacco will be increased in rations from 8 grams to 3 grams. That will be quite double plus good. Brother/Sisters!
lemme guess, people who don't get enough sleep during their normal hours are napping during their work day, right?
gee, I do hope there isn't a causal link between lack of sleep and heart disease. that would make this whole article one massively misleading pile of clickbait bullshit...
It's the jab. "Breaking: Drinking water causes strokes." "Breaking: Eating carrots causes heart attacks." How come none of these things they're saying causes heart attacks and strokes caused them before the jab?
chugs cup of coffee
I'm sure there an article saying Coffee will give you a heart attack.
Only white supreme pizzas drink coffee.
Pizza, you say...
It's a joke told by Terrence Popp and his partner (not gay partner) Blake.
Thought the same. Lol.
Don’t forget the recent ‘cold showers’ causing heart attacks in healthy young adults too. Their ridiculousness of their lies have no bounds.
My fren, it would absolutely hysterical if it were merely a joke. I just cannot fathom having such a mindset any more than I can juggle the concept of God not having a begging or end.
Coffee causes ED.
funny enough, just the opposite, I think it was styx who pointed it ot (totally not a biased opinion on all things caffiene...🤣), but supposedly caffiene actually helps prevent heart disease...lol
Ok, so how much coffee will it take? I always told the Lord I wasn't making it to 60. Die young, make a pretty corpse I suppose.
LOL! I see what you did there.
Sleep is never damaging unless u do it while driving, flying or operating heavy equipment. So stupid
When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
You had me bust out on that one. 😂
I heard it as airplane...lol
My grandpa didn't have a pilot's license.
My grandpa was the king of one-liners. My personal favorite; you can lead a horse to water but you can’t fuck it without a stepladder.
neither does mine, lol.
Man that was funny!!!!!!
Since we've entered clown-territory level news since a few months ago about those heart attacks and sudden deaths, I'll try to guess the next ones:
"Listening to music (especially racist music like classical music) increases risk of heart attack."
"Being intelligent or using brain too much increases risk of heart attack."
"Being happy increases risk of heart attack."
Thinking causes cancer...
Next it’s going to be breathing that kills. WTH? Who believes this crap?
Actually breathing too deeply has recently been found to be a cause for heart attacks and strokes in some studies.
I totally believe you. 😳
Wasn't there also a study that proclaimed that smelling your partner's farts is beneficial to your health?
Let’s be accurate to avoid disinformation. Smelling your partner’s farts while triple masked is beneficial to your health. But the fart needs to happen under the mask, to hold it close to your mouth and nose. The health benefits are increased if the fart was an insect protein fart, studies suggest.
You can be my Huckleberry 🤣
and let's be honest living in california causes cancer.
just saying...
And mental illness. Lots and lots of mental illness.
...and the land under china and africa is trying to kill the human race, lmao...
https://gettr.com/post/p1kw1fo96ff
Freddy "Fauci" Kreuger rubs his hands in glee.
Three, Four, he'll jab you some more
Five, six, quarantines just for kicks.
Seven, Eight, for the jabbed it's all too late
Don't fall asleep, or you'll never wake.
Article: https://scitechdaily.com/death-by-napping-the-frightening-link-to-high-blood-pressure-and-increased-stroke-risk/amp/
My Substack: https://margincaller1.substack.com/ Godspeed all. Stay awake!!! 🤡🤡 Honk honk
You'd better get a proofreader is you are serious. Or learn to pay attention to things like: "how do I spell Cheney??" Not the way you did..........
English motherfucker, do you speak it???
Do they speak English in What?
What?
What does Marsellus Wallace look like?!
Wha...what?
I've ALWAYS fucked his name up! Damnit so frustrating. Anyways....
Margin Caller?
You goin to margin call the hedgies?
I'd love to, but alas my physique would not allow it!
I might change the name. I had another idea for it in its nascent stages: I like talking finance but that doesn't seem to be where I'm headed out with it.
Good call on the terminology however!
Godspeed
Is this like the “study” that basically showed cooking meat causes cancer? Either implying people shouldnt cook their food or eat meat.
It could technically be true but its a short sighted view (which happens alot in science). Cooking food (and going out in the sun) solves more problems than it creates.
Im now inherently skeptical of any cancer studies, they are almost never verified, are based on uncontrolled data review, and just the delay from events to diagnosis eliminates the observation part of the event.
Yes, carbonized meat can be carcinogenic or so it's commonly believed.
The interesting thing is how much they flip flop on the degree, and ultimately seem to have decided to tackle the problem from multiple directions at once by saying that all red meat causes it too
Haven't we always known that taking a power nap can kill you?
Napping literally lowers your blood pressure and chance of stroke/heart attack.
Helps flush a lot of things from your system and helps you kickstart your metabolism when you start eating.
Sleeping is never anything but good for you barring external circumstances.
RIP This Guy.
Slept to death
Ok so no worries for us insomniacs. Right 😉
A few years before the Plandemic, there were a number of articles put out by 'scientists' about the many virtues of napping and taking a siesta like many Latin countries do.
Freddy Krueger will get you!!
Being a morbidly obese sedentary sofa goblin who is allergic to physical exertion and gorges itself daily starting with an $8 coffee milkshake then proceeds to eat ievery type of high-calorie snack and fast food that exists then passes out in a salt, corn syrup and hydrogenated vegetable oil coma might have a bit more to do with that there stroke and heart attack thing than the nap itself, you "science" clowns.
But I have a sneaking suspicion that's the lifestyle of the people who write drivel like this. It's not all the crap I eat that's killing me, it's taking a nap.
Back in the 1930s, they used to claim that polio was caused by ice cream because during the summer kids would be more likely to get polio and they saw that more people were eating ice cream as well. Of course, that's BS. It's a correlation-causation fallacy. And that's what this association between napping and elevated blood pressure and stroke is.
In the article itself, they even identify multiple "risk factors" that are well-known risk factors on their own for both heart attack and stroke including male sex, smoking, drinking, and lower socioeconomic status.
Sleazy ass people.
The orgasm is "la petit morte" as well. We must embrace the Feminism of The Party to defeat it! Naps shall also be placed under rational scrutiny! Obviously unhealthy unless approved by The Party. For safety, caffeine and tobacco will be increased in rations from 8 grams to 3 grams. That will be quite double plus good. Brother/Sisters!
because nobody could just pass out and die. they take death naps.. XD
Dirt naps!
Lol nightmare on elm street. Is Freddy Krueger Fauci?
lemme guess, people who don't get enough sleep during their normal hours are napping during their work day, right?
gee, I do hope there isn't a causal link between lack of sleep and heart disease. that would make this whole article one massively misleading pile of clickbait bullshit...
🤣🤣👍
It's the jab. "Breaking: Drinking water causes strokes." "Breaking: Eating carrots causes heart attacks." How come none of these things they're saying causes heart attacks and strokes caused them before the jab?
Don’t take cold showers, don’t eat meat, don’t sleep...
Knowing the Clinton’s will get you there too. Ask jeffrey epstein.
Then I should’ve been dead a long time ago, I’m a grown woman and I still need my nap some days 😂