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TNBanjoMan 47 points ago +48 / -1

No, snowflakes, that is NOT an accident.... it's a preview of coming attractions. Booyah!

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PunaAnon 15 points ago +15 / -0

We are going mainstream!

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Strelnieks 8 points ago +8 / -0

News?! We are the news!

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FractalizingIron 5 points ago +5 / -0

LOL. We've been mainstream for at least 3 years now...

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Saline 37 points ago +37 / -0

What is Qanon? They have a theme song?

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SovereignSon 17 points ago +17 / -0

Not sure, but the members are talking

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MacXimus 35 points ago +35 / -0

I love the term QAnon “member.” As if there’s a membership and a secret handshake lol

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AmberWins 19 points ago +19 / -0

There isn't? Well who have I been pretend-shaking hands with for the last 4 years?

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Space_Monkey 11 points ago +11 / -0

Biden?

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TaQo 2 points ago +3 / -1

Where's your other hand? Between two pillows. Those aren't pillows!!!! 😂

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MudDog 12 points ago +12 / -0

ude-day, ix-nay on the ecret-say andshake-hay

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Qpost101 2 points ago +2 / -0

OK····

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Rainey3 10 points ago +10 / -0

Isn’t there a handshake here when you first join! 🤣. I seem to remember one on my account!

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TreadUponThem 6 points ago +6 / -0

Good one kek

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PepeSee 5 points ago +5 / -0

And we have cards like "Wile E Coyote - Super Genius" with our membership grade and date of taking the oath

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DEF_NOT_A_FED 5 points ago +5 / -0

I thought Qanon was a cult? Wouldn't the "members" then be called followers? Man the MSM can never keep their stories straight...

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FutureVisions 6 points ago +6 / -0

I hear the membership cards offer discounts at participating businesses. :)

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BadMamaJama 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like ACME?

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Joys1Daughter 2 points ago +2 / -0

The background music in POTUS' new video shown before the Wisconsin rally (8/5/22) is titled:

"Where We Go One We Go All"

I'm not kidding!

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74nooffub 29 points ago +29 / -0

Congratulations everyone. They're still absolutely terrified of us, a tiny little fringe group with "crazy" theories.

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inspoken 5 points ago +5 / -0

As Castro Jr said: "small fringe minority"

lol as the world knows it's no fringe and no minority

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deleted 23 points ago +23 / -0
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RustTrohle 14 points ago +14 / -0

How do I officially register to become a QAnon member? I want my official t-shirt and sticker damnit!

Retards lol

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Burritoes4everyone 10 points ago +10 / -0

You have to sign up in person at your local fbi headquarters then they’ll send you some khaki pants a blue shirt and your secret decoder ring in the mail. I hear some of them even received a shield and tiki torches so that they can be taken more seriously.

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ceegeegee 4 points ago +4 / -0

Does this mean Ovaltine is the official drink of Qanon?

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Joys1Daughter 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Don't forget to drink your Ovaltine"

Poor Ralphie!

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MudDog 3 points ago +3 / -0

hey, they didn't tell me they were gonna use my quote in an article!

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FondueFerret 20 points ago +20 / -0

We are the news now... Double meaning! We both provide news and we have news articles written based on the comments we make here and elsewhere. Never forget that you are the public face of "Qanon". Treat with care & respect!

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SWOL_of_CINDER 4 points ago +5 / -1

Yeeeaaahh... I need to be less angry at the sheeple. 😬😬

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Exploring-the-Unseen 13 points ago +13 / -0

They created the qanon narrative knowing that there were morons on both sides who would fall for it.. They created it, they control it. And it very successfully detracts from the reality of Q.

...qanon is the larp.

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deltadog 11 points ago +11 / -0

This makes them look more crazy imo.

"He used a song associated with an idea that says we are the enemy!

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335K 9 points ago +9 / -0

Every single thing is making them look crazy. Even something as "minor" as this. I love it.

NCSWIC

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Space_Monkey 5 points ago +5 / -0

The gaslighting has achieved peak absurdity.

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deloppoled 9 points ago +9 / -0

Didn't The Qanon Group open for Led Zeppelin in '76? That year is still a bit foggy for me.

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queue-anon 6 points ago +6 / -0

a bit froggy for me as well

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ImBillCurtis 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wait, we have a theme song?

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Aspie 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought it was "Shadilay" by P.E.P.E. :)

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MudDog 5 points ago +5 / -0

them song?

edit: anyone else notice the song is written by Dick Feelgood?

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THELEADERSOFMEN 4 points ago +4 / -0

🤣🤣🤣

Feels good man

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StormzAComing 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can't even find the video lol can someone give me a link?

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Boozy_McFuckFace 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s just his new ad.

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Tradstew 4 points ago +4 / -0

Listen, it's settled, Media Matters confirmed it.

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queue-anon 6 points ago +6 / -0

I love it when the MSM posts Q proofs.

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NazisWereSocialist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol the song is by Richard feelgood?

Dick feelgood kek

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Aspie 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is off-topic, but I went to the news article and saw one about Anne Heche linked on the right. I read it, as I'd heard the name, but didn't know who she was.

The article states: "...she lost control of her Mini Cooper on Aug. 5 and smashed through a home in the Mar Vista neighborhood of Los Angeles. It took 59 firefighters 65 minutes to extract her from the fiery wreck."

Exactly how do 59 firefighters even get close enough to a Mini Cooper to do anything? I'm puzzled. Did they take one-minute turns? :)

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harkk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nobody told me where we can go to sign up for Qanon.

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FreeinFL2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

“ Media watchdog Media Matters conducted a review of the video using Google’s voice assistant app and Apple’s Shazam music app ”. 🤣 I read that as “A deep state shill front organization used a deep state big tech censorship tool and a deep state gender reprogramming media tool …”

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Higgins77 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's Q (real news, and then there's Qanon (QNN, fake news) .

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ghost_of_aswartz 2 points ago +2 / -0

it's actually 'where we go juan, we go-al', it's a secret mexican revanche saying to take over the united states

i just invented a conspiracy theory that I hope Yahoo! thinks Qanon now believes.

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rupedoggydawg 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is actually really good news. This news story lends credibility to the possibility that there is something to the Q phenomenon and that President Trump is in on it. The more the MSN shows the world the Qincidences, the more the normies consider coming on board.

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skenderbej 2 points ago +2 / -0

Composed by Richard "Dick" FeelGood.

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blacksmith21 1 point ago +1 / -0

"What is a Q Anon?" - G. Johnson

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Jacurutu99 1 point ago +1 / -0

And.....? What else would they like to discuss about the song?

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UnidentifiedWhiteMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

“That’s not an accident. Team Trump knows exactly what they’re doing,” one QAnon member said.

Where do they get this stuff from??

Not like they include a source or anything.

And it's not a comment I've seen anywhere.

Where do those QAnons hang out exactly?

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sparty_girl 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think it was quoted from Truth Social comments.

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Magnify 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pretty sure those 5 chords are not copyright protected... /s

NCSWIC

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itsbiblical 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love how they say QAnon member. Still waiting for my membership card.

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pente1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is no qanon.

There is Q.

There are anons.

There's a theme song?

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ChileanAnon 1 point ago +1 / -0

As a qanon member myself, which my handshake right here confirms, i can confirm 😆

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Marius 1 point ago +1 / -0

Glad to see that they are starting to catch up with the program. Morons!

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dbsupernova 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait, now there's a theme song?

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TaQo 0 points ago +1 / -1

It's just like the MSM cunts to completely ignore the substance of the video and focus on the background instrumentals. You'd have to be a complete gaping ahole traitor to be against one word spoken in that video. These people need to be set adrift in the ocean. GTFO of my country.