6 of them walk on to the stage and say "I'm a time traveller" and the real Trump says "these are my clones" and the clones smile and agree. Then he begins a 10 days of darkness with 10 days of trump talking, while a few of the other trump clones go to bed, so that Trump can provide around-the-clock 24h live coverage of all the crimes, as military shuts down everything and arrests the criminals.

BOGO Taco bowls at Trump tower

Or Trump gets up there and leads with “Let’s talk about your health…”

Trump will announce that the announcement last week to announce this week's announcement was made in error and he will announce a new date to announce the real announcement at a future date to be announced.

"I'm switching affiliation to democrat party. Vote blue no matter who."

He has entered a licensing agreement with Astroglide to use his name, face, and likeness.

That he saved 15% on his car insurance by switching to GEICO

JFK Jr is DJT Jr with plastic surgery

Trump could announce that EVERYONE who took the Covid "vax" was injected with 'graphene oxide' particles, that respond to blue-tooth signals from your phone. At the push of a button... the government can now activate your particles and get you to do anything we want. :>)

{Unveils a very large button} OK... now Watch THIS! [[[[PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH]]]].

"If you are bouncing off the ceiling and just crapped your drawers... it's because you are now controlled. Now, watch what happens when I push the button sideways!"

Trump/Pelosi 2024

(I feel disgsting even typing that, but I figured it'd be a wrong answer unless Pelosi pulled the greatest WH stunt in the history of white hatness ... not very likely if her husband is into beating faggots with hammers to get turned on).

Hours of proof of bike mike and Obama the dyke

The gamer in me hopes Trump will announce he correctly picked Outsiders to win the CS:GO Major in Brazil this past weekend. Or that he's reserved his copy of Half-Life 3.

He will be announcing a new Christmas edition Trump gold coin and that all that purchase in time for the holiday will receive a bonus pre-packaged fruitcake.

He is throwing his support behind the Biden/Fetterman 2024 ticket because its a no brainer!

Relaunching my wrestling career, going to be MAGA MAN.

President Trump will introduce interstellar aliens that are going to help the MAGA cause by rounding up the Deep State, putting them all on a space ship and dropping them on a distant desolate planet. :)

President Trump walks out and starts his speech with "My fellow Americans," my heart drops and I start crying then as he is explaining what has been happening, he then introduces his new vice president and JFK Jr. walks out to stand beside him. With all this I am now in full crying mode. Then JFK Jr states that many characters have made this all possible and with that people start walking on stage, Princess Diana, Michael Jackson, Chester Bennington and many many others that we thought gone but are still here. As they wrap up, an announcement is made by DJT where he states, "You have weathered the storm and we are entering the clearing."

He wrote a new constitution, that's what the feds were looking for.

Brings Tupac out of hiding

"COCK A DOODLE DOO FOLKS! There's 2 things I love. A good deal, and a good meal! So c'mon down to Trump's wing emporium!"

Trump walks out and says ”I’d like to speak with you about you cars extended warranty “

He's going to finally admit he WAS in Obama's hotel room with two Russian hookers, except he was the one pissing on them and then he Amber Heard the bed.

I will be retiring into oblivion and the people can lay in the bed they made for themselves

He will be providing free depends to the dems, as they've all been CAUGHT! They are going to need them! They're all going to be crapping their pants.

We are announcing a new Sriracha-flavored Taco Bowl at Trump Casino, for the Sriracha-obsessed Millenials.

We make the best tacos!

He goes up and admits he's part of deep state. Rubs it in, saying "hahaha I fooled the fuck out of you qtards. Now eat the bugs!"

That he is opening a cancer treatment center at Mar-a-lago. Libtards would choose to die of their jab induced cancer instead of go to Trump's cancer center for treatment. https://greatawakening.win/p/140vxhBVAJ/the-trump-cancer-center--lets-me/c/

Trump decided he lost too much money during his presidency (and he needs new flooring for Mar-A-Lago) so he sold the Wall to Mexico for a Million Pesos and a truckload of floor installing immigrants.

Melania is really a MAN?

He is buying the entire McDonald’s franchise… actually that’s not too off the wall…

From now on, he is always going to have two scoops of ice cream.

(my earlier post)

https://greatawakening.win/p/16ZE00OYtR/president-trump-announcement-at-/

That it is, indeed, a feral pack of chinchillas on top of his head...