Whats the most rediculous thing i can wear as a mask without getting kicked out? I want to slap every person i see with one on, but i also have anger issues so i figured mockery was my best option. Please post ideas below. Thanks!
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batman mask that only covers the top of your head and leaves your mouth uncovered
I thought about this too. I'm prepared to wear an israeli gas mask. So I can blast the staff that their paper mask doesnt work, they need to wear one of these.
Also I think that might startle anyone in the waiting room.
Another thought I had was panty hose as that is just as protective as the paper mask and does not cause bacterial pneumonia.
Or a Trump Halloween mask.
When they argue with you and offer you one of their paper masks show them the caution on the box that says it does not protect against viruses.
I've worn a Soviet gas mask.
Not only would you be taking the piss, you are the only one wearing a device that does anything remotely close to what these moron paper mask wearers think theirs does.
This is good! I wish I would’ve heard this idea 1.5 years ago.
If anyone says anything, now you’ve beat them at their moral high ground. “You know your mask doesn’t actually work, right? I’m saving grandma by wearing a real mask like this.”
Lol👌
I have a gas mask sitting on my desk at work, wore it a couple of times to tell people they're not taking this seriously enough. If they bring masking back I'm going to wear it everyday.
I thought about this as an option also, it is very high on my list.
A piece of cheese cloth. Run some string through the holes to create ear loops. I wore this during the height of covid hysteria and needing a mask to go anywhere at that time. I went everywhere with it and was allowed in. Some commented that it was interesting. Everyone knew it was worthless ... just like the "official" ones they were wearing.
one of those funny looking horse heads
Yesssss! https://mcphee.com/pages/search-results-page?q=Mask
I had used a mosquito net before :D. The ones that go over a fishermans style hat.
Thong
Lol I said WITHOUT getting kicked out 😂
red lacy ones
Bucees beaver masks are hilarious. Don’t know if you have any of those gas stations around there though. Clown mask maybe?
plague doctor mask
Yep I went to an oncologist & Pulmonologist (cancer & lung Dr) and both required masks - didn’t mind either as there were some people that a common cold would do in
Except the mask does nothing. Don’t buy their lie
Tissue closepinned to a string
you are subjecting your child to the doctor, sounds abusive
For the record I upvoted your comment. She had a tumor and half a kidney removed a couple years ago. It was a screening.
Thanks, and good luck with that kidney. If I went to the Doctor, I am pretty sure I would not be following anything they said, however, I do not have any tumor issues. I have been suspicious of them for a long time, watching the Fraudci show for three years has not helped them.
A darth vader mask with voice changer built in.
I wear a totally see thru mesh mask. They never dare say crap to me.
It doesn't matter what you wear, they will threaten to eject you unless it's their "approved type".
I wore MAGA mask from Trump Rallies I attended. Cut my wait times by 30 minutes since it triggered some lefties who may be waiting. They would rush me right into the exam rooms.
I live in a state that didn't require masks, but the medical field did in offices. My doctor is based and only required masks because of the fear some patients had.
Thanks for posting...I got some very good belly laughs from some of the suggestions...a few of the people seem to love women's underwear just a little too much...but I digress...we really have some funny, clever people on board...let us know what you choose!
I have a friend who wore a conical birthday hat.
I wore a cheap "plague doctor" mask.
Harem / belly dancer mask. When I was still working at my last job, there were a few people doing this before they regulated what masks were allowed.
On the plane, back when we absolutely could not fly without one, I wore a very porous mask that had a busy pattern (to hide the fact that it allowed me to breathe).
A sheep mask so you can blend in.
Top kek.
baloney
Beekeeper hat.
I like the way you think!!
What I do is use their mask they give me, go to the bathroom and cut out the inner layer. I keep a nail cutter with me all the time so I use that. It’s hysterical cause they gave you the mask and they know it.
Soviet WW2 gas mask.
I've done it and was promptly told to leave.
I kindly explained it's the only mask in the waiting area that actually does anything.
They weren't impressed and were probably going to call 911.
Impressive work sir.
what state?
MI
A Paper version of a chain-link fence with a bb hanging in the gap, because that is a visual description of the effectiveness of paper mask vs viruses.
Well in the end I decided on a snorkel and eye goggles combo with a mask on the end of the snorkel. My daughter is 15 and she may never recover 😂 😂
By the way, thank you everyone you made my day!
Respirator with filters, preferably a full face, like the gas mask already mentioned.
With 0.02% of dying, can't take any chances.
Get a mosquito net head cover and fashion it into a mask. That's what I did.
Make one out of tin foil, with 2 nostril holes.
If all else fails, wear a handmade mask holding up your chin, or hanging off one ear.
As a chic, I think a burka makes the point. But I live in Florida and the last time someone asked me to wear one, they were behind plexiglass and didn't have one on and I started commenting loudly about discrimination and such and they shut up. I'm white. They weren't. Lol.
I've seen women wearing knitted or crocheted facemasks...yes, holes and all. 🙄