Don Jr. : "Solar flare"
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what was a solar flair?
I think D Jr is referencing the AT&T outage this morning.
Meanwhile comcast: "wait, you need an excuse to have outages?"
LOL! screw comcast and I can't wait until their gov't approved monopoly is burned to the ground.
Should be noted I'm canadian and thus haven't directly dealt with them. I've only heard stories, mostly from friends moving south and having to pay $140 a month for their "services" that only function 4 months a year.
There was a problem with my phone for a few hours yesterday. T-Mobile and Spectrum (Charter). Specifically email through Yahoo. That and the router locking up all day. I’m in NV.
Sorta like a Ric Flair, except different.
More solarer.
It was when the sun wore those disco pants that were a bit too flashy for the office.
that would be a sun fart.
I heard it was a solar-queef...
I'd take a solar pepe flair or even a pepe Ric Flair flair.
A massive Swalwell fart is more likely.
u/#fart
That's downright scary. A rumor is spreading that the Biden administration has figured out how to weaponize Swalwell's farts. (Wait! I'm the one spreading that rumor.)
Damn all this popcorn today has got my paws all buttery!
Bring it Jr! Keep on waking them up!
I captured a photo of a very weird looking sun rising over the mountain this morning. It was huge glare, not the usual contained globular shape..
It looked hazy here all day. The sun, when it came out from behind the clouds, was weirdly bright, almost blinding.
Correct. Midwest. Were there any issues reported in Europe?
So far I've yet to see one story about any electronics becoming bricked because of this alleged solar flare.
I thought it was swamp gas reflecting light from venus.
Somehow the solar flare could pick certain customers to affect here in Minnesota. Half of the people that I spoke to today had service and the other half did not until 12:31 CDT. Weird.
https://midmichigannow.com/news/nation-world/sen-marco-rubio-warns-of-chinese-cyberattack-amid-att-outage-100-times-worse-republican-gop-cell-phone-cervice-chinese-communist-party-ccp-cyber-security
Who said it was a solar flare? I haven't seen AT&T say that. No need to be making straw man fallacies.
All I have seen AT&T say is:
https://twitter.com/ATTHelp/status/1760658577692213624
I'd assume as with other outages like this it is more than likely someone fucked up the configuration of something during maintenance.optimization.
Did Homer fall asleep on the keyboard again?
Just search for "at&t outage solar flare" dude. Its all over MSM.
AT&T didn't say it, clueless talking heads are speculating and too stupid to realize satellite Internet providers, satellite tv, satellite radio all stayed up.
AT&T is not in the business of explaining weather related phenomenon. Meteorologists are. There have been so many speculations of "solar flares" potentially knocking out cell towers (no satellites), electric grids, etc. Predictive programming. Don Jr. is attacking those. Not strawman.
They wouldn't be explaining weather phenomenon, they'd be explaining why an outage happened, just like the explanation in the Tweet I sent. And just like like every winter some big storm causes thousands of canceled flights the airlines tell you it was weather related cancellations, because people don't blame them for the weather, but if they say "or crew scheduling application crashed" they're going to get reamed.
Exactly.
Does anyone have any service other than ATT that had issues? I have Tmobile and had no issue.
When I woke up all I saw was ATT , and then they said later in the day that everyone of the service providers were down. Was this BS to help push their solar flare narrative. Because it would be hard to have solar flare issue and only One provider go down.
I don't believe anything the government tells me, hasn't failed me once.
I was working a polling station here in NC. The only people out of service who were there had AT&T
I had no problems with my Verizon service nor did someone with T-Mobile sitting next to me.
So how would a solar flare not take them all out?
Did not believe for one second it was a solar flair.
I was watching CPAC with Steve Gruber and he had a man from the FCC on there explaining that 'they' think highly that this is a possible cyberattack coming from the 'underbelly' of the Internet. Now I don't know what that means for sure, so don't ask me. He thinks this is a 'trial' run for the major blackout.
Underbelly of the Internet? Isn't that just a fancy way of saying CIA?
Could be.
What a descriptive statement. 😂
Thanks.
Sauce: https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1760741713021391084
We’re all living under a blackrock.
Good one.
I feel like if it were solar flares it would have effected all phones or no phones. Not just AT&T and a couple others
Well there was a solar flare in the last day.
Also, DTJr. has a point: if you even glance over the science, their story is complete nonsense. Primarily, the MAFF is wrong. Solar flares have a particular particle component that take EIGHT days to traverse the distance from the Sun, and hit the Earth, unlike the regular (light) waves that takes only 8 minutes. Moreover, the sunspot that generates a flare (and it's a big active one, this time) NEEDS to be Earthfacing before we feel anything EIGHT days later. Small geometric error, I am sure.
In any case, it is easy to predict a year, in which this sort of news item comes to the front pages regularly - it is at the solar Maximum that occurs every 11 years, and this year is one of those. So they figured to have a script ready for the wee Mockingbirds. So, any shenanigans involving a national outage can be planned for nicely, they thought.
Problem is: employing diversity hires to release the script when Solar flares are nooticed. They did not get the memo re: waiting a week, or reacting only when a chosen spot is facing the Earth.
wait.
I looked at all the flairs on GAW and there was no such thing as a Solar flair.
The closest to Solar flair was one that said "Climate Control" with a couple of clowns on it. There was also one that said "Embarrassing" .
We need one.
We also need one animated gif of Austin Powers with Mini me holding their quoting hands saying "Laser"