Girl Scout Cookies. Synonymous with childhood, community, and trust. An annual tradition where young girls sell boxes to fund their activities.
A new investigation has ripped away the facade.
Here is what they found inside these iconic cookies:
• 100% contained Glyphosate, the controversial herbicide in Roundup.
• 88% contained toxic heavy metals: Arsenic, Lead, and Mercury.
• Thin Mints had glyphosate levels 334 TIMES higher than what experts consider harmful.
• Peanut Butter Patties were laden with Lead and alarming levels of Aluminum.
This isn't just "unhealthy." It is systemic poisoning, wrapped in nostalgia and sold by children.
The organization, Girl Scouts USA, generates nearly $800 million in annual revenue from this. When presented with these findings, their response was a deafening silence.
They should repeat the tests on other name-brand cookies. The contamination could be originating in the raw materials used.
Yes, I was always under the impression that these cookies were made by some cookie maker who makes other cookie products the rest of the year. Logic says, their other cookies are filled with the same poison.
Probably made under a contract with Nabisco or Pillsbury or some other national baker. OR...it's make in Hindustan and there is zero quality control. Slap a big old GIRL SCOUT COOKIE label on the shipping container and I bet they never get inspected when they pass through a port. How does that much glyphosate end up in a cookie? It's the same wheat that bread and hot dog buns are made from. Odd.
There was a Mother’s Cookie bakery in Louisville Kentucky that made GS cookies part of the year. That place has been closed for 20 years or so now though. Pretty sure it was a national brand.
Edit: After researching this. It was sold to Kellogg. That is who made the GS cookies at the facility.
I have some, it says right on the boxes they are made by Dare Foods.
What I recall from last year when the same stuff was posted is that the GS cookies are made by different manufacturers in different areas of the country. I believe the levels of poison varied slightly between factories. I also know there are slight taste differences, and sometimes different names, for cookies made in one area versus another area.
I won't touch them myself - not just because of the poison but because of the stuff their woke leaders are pushing, and for the way they skirted the decision that allowed girls in the boy scouts but not boys in the girl scouts. That actually resulted in the Boy Scouts being renamed to Scouting America.
The corporations that own the two bakeries – ABC Bakers and Little Brownie Bakers – with the Girl Scout Cookie contracts. ABC Bakers is owned by Interbake Foods, and Little Brownie Bakers is owned by Italian confection maker, Ferrero.
https://www.boringbusinessnerd.com/post/who-makes-money-on-girl-scout-cookies
I really liked them as a child. Now, absolute garbage and you couldn't pay me to eat that crap.
Fortunately, I don’t eat a lot of cookies any more.
Absolutely. Glyphosate has been detected in baby food. All processed foods are suspect for all kinds of contaminates. I became a carnivore mostly for this reason. I found a local butcher and bought half a cow for a total of $5.60 a lb. Lost weight, feel better and feel stronger at 70.
I wonder how deep the contamination of our soil and foods is. Shivers.
We never bought this crap anyway since I was a little girl (50+ years) because they supported Planned Parenthood and all kinds of other immoral agendas.
The last time I ate one was probably in the late 1960s.
Pretty shocking BUT to be fair they taste like crap. When I was a kid I did like them. We thought they were special- could only get them once a year through a girl scout but I had a thin mint a few years ago and it just wasn’t good. They had to have gone out of their way to make them so bad for you.
This certainly sent me down a new interesting rabbit hole.
I won't say where but one of my first engineering jobs involved the production of the dark hard biscuit portion of the Oreo cookies.
The plant I worked at had been producing the biscuit since the 1950's. I was there in the 1990's and I can guarantee you that we did NOT add any abnormal metals. I know this because I was tasked with programming the ladder logic of the cocoa processing vats. Other than our steel and stainless steel screw conveyors, I see no other means for metals to end up in the food. The study states that aluminum, arsenic, cadmium, lead, and mercury we found but I can't see where that would occur as all food production plants have to pass FDA inspections and are required to use "Edible grease" meaning that the bearings in our mixers, gearboxes, conveyors and roasters had to use lubricants with natural fatty acids and mineral oils.
In 1988 the food industry requested that synthetic lubricants be introduced and tested as a more durable lubricant (The plant I worked at was very old and hadn't yet switched to synthetics).
We didn't compress the "cooked" cocoa into the biscuit shape so I can't tell you what Nabisco put into them after they left our plant. The recipe was kept secret and we needed special clearance to badge into that portion of the plant.
According to Grok:
🟢 2001 – Post-9/11 Food Defense Enhancements
Change: Following the Bioterrorism Act of 2002 (effective 2003, with precursor guidance in 2001), the FDA tightened oversight of food contact substances, including lubricants (66 FR 6138, January 19, 2001).
Details: Required registration of food facilities and prior notice of imports, indirectly affecting lubricant use by mandating safer processing aids to prevent contamination risks.
Impact: Reinforced the need for food-grade lubricants in high-risk facilities, though no new chemical limits were added.
🟢 2011 – Food Safety Modernization Act (FSMA) Implementation Change:
Enacted in January 2011, FSMA’s preventive controls (21 CFR 117, finalized 2015) indirectly updated lubricant standards by requiring Hazard Analysis and Risk-Based Preventive Controls (HARPC) (80 FR 55908, September 17, 2015).
Details: Facilities must assess lubricant-related risks (e.g., contamination from leaks) and use only FDA-compliant products. No specific lubricant revision, but enforcement tightened.
Impact: Increased scrutiny on lubricant application, favoring H1-certified options, though not a direct standard change.
🟢 2017 – Minor Technical Update Change:
Amended 21 CFR 178.3570 (82 FR 29745, June 30, 2017) to clarify labeling and update approved antioxidants (e.g., BHT, TBHQ) based on new safety data.
Details: Adjusted to reflect current good manufacturing practices (cGMPs) and minor ingredient tolerances.
Impact: Ensured alignment with evolving chemical safety profiles, with no major shift in policy.
Was the 2002 "Anthrax attack" a means to sneak in more government authority, oversight (spying) and recommendations (poisoning) using only FDA approved (harmful) ingredients?
Those food plants that didn't comply with using the new FDA approved poisons were at risk of being non-compliant and banned?
According to Grok, the FDA approved synthetic lubricants don't contain any Aluminum, Arsenic, Cadmium, Lead, or Mercury.
So at what point are they covertly added? 🤔
Very interesting. Appreciate you sharing this. Love getting this level of insight from an expert.
I met my wife of 40 years at the Nabisco Brands Research Center, then located in Wilton, CT. She worked in nuts and confections and I worked in International division, formulating of all things, cold water soluble gelatin. I used to wonder at the time: was there no ability to obtain hot water in Botswana?
Strange request indeed. Wonder if it they were targeting the foods that kids gravitate towards.
Once it warms in your stomach, I wonder if the special gelatin chemicals can then permeate our digestive tract and travel where normal foods don't.
I was working mostly with Polysorbate composition ratios. Not rocket science, really. Used babylonian-level tech: vacuum drum drying followed by particle sizing of gelatin batches. No mystery physiological outcomes. Polysorbate sugars are food/pharma grade surfactants used in many products.
Remind me again...what exactly does this "Food and Drug Administration" do anyway?
The employees at the FDA make sure that when working for the government they do the bidding of the multinational petrochemical and pharmaceutical firms that poison American citizens, so they can get a nice six-figure job with one of them after they leave government with a massive taxpayer-funded pension.
After they poison you they sell you the cure, and it will only take everything you worked your entire life for to pay for it.
Now shut up and eat the carcinogens you conspiracy theorist.
Very good analysis!
DieHeretic was on a roll.
Nothing much of value it would seem. They must be on the take. Hopefully RFK can fix it
Quit eating them years ago when they started tasting like cardboard.
All of these assholes involved in any of this need to hang!
https://thehighwire.com/editorial/study-finds-that-girl-scout-cookies-are-toxic/
Anyone know the early life of the board or management and particularly the person who orders the cookies?
Yep won't buy them anymore.
Packed with poison
Funds mental illness & debauchery
The girl scouts troops should go back to making their own cookies like they originally did, the girls could learn how to bake amd all proceeds should go to girl scout troops, instead of giving most of it to some greedy organization/company.
I didn’t know that’s how it started. Good idea!
The Guardian ..The suit bases its allegations on a December 2024 study commissioned by the GMO Science and Moms Across America non-profits that tested 25 cookies gathered from across several states, and found all contained at least four out of five of the heavy metals. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/apr/05/girl-scout-cookies-heavy-metals-lawsuit
They nought tje cheapest shit they could get and sold it at a big margin.
"It’s very hard for me to find food here (in 2000). It all scares the Hell out of me."
2036 White Hat time traveler John Titor, Dec 10, 2000.
Source: https://temporalrecon.wordpress.com/the-titor-posts/
💥💥WTF=What The Fuck
Understand that the poison being pumped into our food supply at every level is not CONTAMINATION. The deep state, the Parasite "elite", the Controllers...BIG BANKERS BIG PHARMA.. They HATE US, They want to slowly MURDER US & PROFIT while they do it. They own the companies.. the ones that produce the RAW poisons being added PURPOSELY to our food supply. They OWN the food companies, the manufacturers..etc They have a hand in wvery single step of the process. They own, they manufacture, they create & produce, they market & advertise, they run the NGOs that run the government that have passed laws making "legal" for them to add this shit to everything Americans consume! Not a single part of this is by happenstance, everything is by design. That is the deep state machine we are fighting, dismantling & hopefully is being eradicated.
But they don't list those things on the ingredients list. How can that be possible??!! /s
I'm afraid to ask what's inside Pringles; my favorite snack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBXmdcdMhqk
I bought them a few times but they were so damn sweet probably to mask all the crap that I finally started pretending to be fighting with someone on my cell phone every time I'd walk past the little girls outside the grocery store.
For fucks sake PLEASE let this be the thread that gets pulled to show how much poison is in our food.
Thought all the girls joined the boy scouts.
Good God in heaven! Not the Girl Scouts too! Is nothing sacred in this country????
You mean sold by the children’s parents.
I sold them as a young girl. Hated doing that (approaching all of my neighbors and parents' friends with the order blank) and I don't think these girls should be made to sell them now. I am okay with tables being set up outside of stores if that is what it takes to help fund the organization but the person-to-person approach is wrong, including for all schoolkids who have to sell magazines, fake trinkets/jewelry, wrapping paper, etc. at the start of each school year. In offices where I had control of such things, I banned the selling of these types of things on company property because of the complaints I got from the 'targeted customers' (ie co-workers) who were captive prey.
Interbake Foods division of Fine Foods of Virginia, formerly in Richmond, VA, now in Front Royal, VA, has made Girl Scout cookies under contract for many years https://www.bakingbusiness.com/directories/1316-baking-snack/listing/316-interbake-foods-llc
Another secret is the cookies are made by Keebler
Not only that but they are heavy with sugar, fat, and carbs.
Do yourself a favor and make your own at home. There are loads of "knock-off" recipes online you can make that have half as many ingredients, and you can source your own ingredients too.
Holy SHit
Great, another reason to not eat bullshit.