by MAGULQ
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BecauseYoudBeInJail 1 point ago +1 / -0

Repeat 2020, win election

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 1 point ago +1 / -0

Buying Twitter is his insurance policy against the government who have been threatening to take his flaming deathcabs off the roads.

Leave his rolling incinerators alone and he'll let the swamp keep the Tweeple asleep.

I expect nothing meaningful to come of this acquisition.

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 12 points ago +12 / -0

I wasn't shut down on Twitter because I never created an account on Twitter because I'm not a fag

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 5 points ago +5 / -0

Next comes the part where it puts its dismembered parents in the freezer.

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 2 points ago +2 / -0

Made of gold
Always kvetching
"Over 6 million"

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 3 points ago +3 / -0

The internet is a honeypot, fuck em anyhow

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 1 point ago +1 / -0

Flattery will get you nowhere with me, gestapo faggot!

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 1 point ago +1 / -0

Every guy who works there should immediately request abortion funding.

It's discrimination if they refuse to pay men who obviously have just as much right to abort their clumps of cells.

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 2 points ago +2 / -0

Having Assange in hand is an insurance policy to keep Democrats from feeling like they should do literally one fucking thing that might benefit Americans over the globocommie agenda.

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 2 points ago +2 / -0

US government is run by globocommie shitbags.
UK government is run by globocommie shitbags.
Ukraine's government is run by globocommie shitbags.

Having Assange in hand is an insurance policy to keep Democrats from feeling like they should do literally one fucking thing that might benefit Americans over the globocommie agenda.

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 1 point ago +1 / -0

If Assange has info harmful to the US government, whoever controls him controls our government.

That likely also explains why Ukraine is the latest beneficiary of US taxpayer dollars.

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 2 points ago +2 / -0

Consider yourself lucky it took that long to get sick after shoving filthy swabs up your snoot 75 times, you libshit hypochondriac.

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 3 points ago +3 / -0

Anyone who takes covid tests at this point is a bug chaser

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 2 points ago +2 / -0

The test IS the covid you fucking dipshit, and you feel sniffly now since you shoved a filthy swab up your snout that was packaged by a 6yo kid on a damp clay floor in Bangladesh.

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 2 points ago +2 / -0

I read one is biological and other is stepdad. Either everyone in Uvalde has the surname Garza or babymama just has a thing for them Garza boys.

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