I’m all for dying suddenly when it’s my time, but I don’t need to expedite the process.

Great minds….

I would tell the Ontario resident that wants public funding to pay for it to have a vagina and a penis to go fuck itself.

Monkey pox.

Don’t have a cow, man.

Back in the good ole 3 channel days, ABC could get the deciding vote on whether it is spinning faster or slower.

KFC and bar in the same sentence. I see what you did.

A lot of angst and anticipation for a four minute culmination. Sounds like my wedding day.

Afro-physicist.

What’s an “s” between frens?

When Washington and Hollywood tell them to.

Blount force trauma.

The squatters were probably hoping to find a place with higher quality neighbors.

Don’t call me Shirley.

Doing the jobs the joggers won’t do anymore.

They’re all turning on coal powered electric motors. They’re actually making wind.

Terrorists behave like MI6 and CIA.

There are plenty of reasons to dislike McDonald’s, but these owners deserve a Mcpat on the back for doing this.

Hope she didn’t land on anyone.

I understand this judge donated to Fani’s election campaign. Is that not conflict of interest?

I thought it was “a hard penis has no conscience”.

I just remember the Kroft shows from the seventies. There was some pretty bizarre stuff on Saturday mornings back then.

Marshall, Will, and Holly, on a routine expedition.