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HoneyBakedDurham 6 points ago +6 / -0

I was hoping they'd ask the court if ordering massive amounts of hotdogs with walnut sauce was a crime.

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HoneyBakedDurham 9 points ago +9 / -0

Correct. Yes you could lose your job, family, etc, but it's still not FORCED. I'd call it torture which should be punished as such.

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HoneyBakedDurham 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jury Foreman: "We find the defendant Donald John Trump innocent on all charges."

Judge: Thank you. Trump, your sentencing will be as follows..."

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HoneyBakedDurham 9 points ago +9 / -0

RIP Shinzo Abe. 2nd biggest pair of balls in that pic. 3rd biggest are Angela Merkels and her mustache.

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HoneyBakedDurham 3 points ago +3 / -0

We need common sense pigeon laws. No one needs a fully automatic pigeon, or a pigeon with more than 10 rounds.

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