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Jaypal 1 point ago +1 / -0

Went from, "They won't be able to walk down the street" to, "They won't be able to walk into a bar". Loving this timeline....lol

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Jaypal 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let me guess. The crowd was made up of "austere religious scholars"?

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Jaypal 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gunwalking with humans? The incompetence of our government suggests we couldn't possibly pull this off. See, "Operation fast and furious".

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Jaypal 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not revenge. An "Eye for an eye". Simple as that.

1992 with Charlie Rose:

TRUMP: [I would have] treated people differently. I think, that, you know, some of the people that are most loyal to me are people that I didn’t think would be. Some of the people that were least loyal to me are people that I think I would have treated them differently. I think I would have treated different groups differently. I would have wiped the floor with the guys who weren’t loyal, which I will now do. Which is great. I love getting even with people.

ROSE: Slow up. You love getting even?

TRUMP: Oh absolutely. You don’t believe in the eye for an eye? You do. I know you well enough I think you do. But any way, but…

ROSE: [chuckles] But tell me. You’re going to get even with some people? Because they…

TRUMP: If given the opportunity, if given the opportunity, I will get even with some people that were disloyal to me. I mean, I had a group of people that were disloyal…

ROSE: But how do you define disloyalty?

TRUMP: They didn’t come to my aid.

ROSE: But what did they do? Did they turn their back on you?

TRUMP: No. But they didn’t do small things that would have helped. They didn’t do larger things…

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Jaypal 5 points ago +5 / -0

"The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed."

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Jaypal 2 points ago +2 / -0

Old ballsack eyes has ruined Europe. Not much left to do there but let it simmer. Trump really set them back so will probably have his beta son focus on the U.S.A.

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Jaypal 9 points ago +9 / -0

Mueller was a shell of his former self when presenting his findings in front of Congress after the investigation. Like he saw a ghost. I'd like to think they got to him before he covered it all up.

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Jaypal 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wonder if the dude from the Russia, Russia, Russia hoax was involved? They called him the Maltese professor? Dude has been missing since their plan went to hell.

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Jaypal 3 points ago +3 / -0

And where are the slopes? South Dakota. Looks like flat land as far as the eye can see. Not shitting on the remote viewer as he may be looking at another dimension or planet....lol

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