I wish. I wish these people were ashamed of public disapproval and kept their sex lives to themselves.

Every time I read about how the alphabet people are terrified of genocide (in the US), I think, "If only."

When someone says something negative about Trump and his supporters, I often respond, "You know, a lot of GOP members would agree with you."

They don't really like that.

Before the pandemic, my doctor used to be big on pushing the flu shot.

Now she mentions the clot shot, but knows already I'm not going to take it.

I did used to take the flu shot when I was younger and dumber.

Question. After Trump won in 2016, did your friends keep protesting that the election wasn't legit?

Just curious.

Clumps of cells don't tend to have a heartbeat that's visible after a certain period.

Pippi chic

How about "Harvard Man"? even earlier.

According to Ben Stein, the reason Hollywood thought it was a good idea was cocaine.

Imagine asking it the question, "What's your biggest flaw?"

I was so naive at that age.

I read a Judy Blume book where the character said she had a special spot that felt good when she touched it, "Deenie," and had no clue.

Why can't there be special Greek organizations for men who think they are women? So they can all share their delusions together?

Aren't there all-black sororities and fraternities? My college didn't have any at all, so I'm mostly drawing from "Revenge of the Nerds."

Dumb question, but why did they accept the man in the first place? I thought sororities and fraternities could discriminate without repercussions.

Things sure have changed if they are forced to accept everyone who wants to join.

Back in the nineties, I read a book by Peter Breggin which claimed that Prozac did not perform any better than the other drugs in the trial. But it was approved anyway. At the time, I was shocked.

SNL did a sketch once about Woke Levis. Don't have the link, though.

Oh, so that's why it doesn't always work. I should have known. Gosh, I am a dummy.

Someone decided to remove the line, "The little faggot with the earring and the makeup" from "Money For Nothing," by Dire Straits.

Which is dumb. Even as a kid, I got that they were being self-deprecating, not homophobic.

Alice Roosevelt once said, "If you can't say anything nice, come sit by me."

I like her.

I loved the Flinstone vitamins. Especially the orange flavored ones.

If I got sick, I just had tea and toast and usually slept it off.

Saw a kids' show, "The Saddle Club" once with an episode where the young girl decides she does not want to be a vet. She feels badly because she has wanted this since she was very little.

The vet just laughs and says, "When I was five, I wanted to be a cat."

Oops. I knew it was some designer brand.

And to think, they once had Brooke Shields as a model for them.

I believe its full name is "Vagina Fireball."

Dear Lord.

She took on the beauty industry in the nineties. She was young then and her boyfriend had to explain to her why they got so upset. I doubt she has this problem now.

It was his pen name actually. His real name was Charles Dodgson.

He was also into young girls. At least according to one of my English teachers.

"Alice" was inspired by a girl named Alice LIddell, I think.

Then she jumped into the harbor and began to swim away. Oh wait, that was another "Law and Order" episode with Robin Williams.

Same here. Saw two orioles at the feeder and one when out for a walk. The feed I bought is supposed to attract chickadees and cardinals, so I was surprised.