Depends who is asking. My boss is supposed to start asking but didn't do it today for some reason. My reply will be that I do not discuss my medical information with anyone but my doctor. Period.
Quickly rebound the question. 'Are you?' When they say yes, put your hands up in front of you and take a sharp step backwards. That should make them think.
“I don’t want to show my privilege so I’m not getting it until every person of color and every female and all the elderly get there’s. Did you go ahead of them?”
"I used my connections, paid extra and got the REAL shot. I don't want to be sterile like everyone else, but I want to have kids."
"What about YOU? Which vax did you take?"
this is a winner
Depends who is asking. My boss is supposed to start asking but didn't do it today for some reason. My reply will be that I do not discuss my medical information with anyone but my doctor. Period.
Someone I don't know would get a "none of your business".
Since we’re asking questions that are none of your fucking business, do you like anal?
I can’t take credit, I stole that from a meme I saw yesterday.
I ask for marriage licenses, then if none are produced, then it is advocatable for me to not produce my personal information.
"No... I was told not to get the vax until I'm over this Covid and not infectious".
"The doctors have me on treatment, but they think I have some new strain of Covid that's not responding to medicine."
"You probably shouldn't stand close to me right now." :>)
Quickly rebound the question. 'Are you?' When they say yes, put your hands up in front of you and take a sharp step backwards. That should make them think.
"I'm waiting for bigger prizes."
This one made me laugh. I'm stealing it. ?
Are you on the pill? Because you look pregnant.
https://media.tenor.co/images/dc74818034bdeb1cb1c8c136fb675ecf/raw
Wish I knew how to make that a usable GIF here.
Message the mods. This is a keeper.
LoL
I used to be able to swipe from the right to get that info on my phone. Now I can't pull it up. I need to do this once I am on a PC.
Concur!
I like it
Wag finger while saying "HIPAA"
Underrated comment Lolololol
A Transvaxite!
Barney Frank has entered the chat.
Yes, but I still won't have sex with you.
No I will not make out with you!
Do you have Herpes?
Youch!! The herpaderps?
Are you pregnant? A really good one for fat ladies ie. Karens.
I’m interested in seeing what happens with fertility in the coming years
Yep! That’s why I’m in this wheelchair! ?
Whats the results of your last colonoscopy? Oh, none of my business? Hmmm...
Why? Does yours not work? And then walk away
“I don’t want to show my privilege so I’m not getting it until every person of color and every female and all the elderly get there’s. Did you go ahead of them?”
I'm not sure, I've taken so many experimental drugs I've stopped paying attention
"I ordered the Russian Sputnik-V vaccine from Ali Express, and self-injected at home."
What is the average speed velocity of an unladen sparrow?
African or European?
I'm not dead yet!
Where'd you get a coconut in England?
Are you circumcised?
Fuck off with that commie shit.
No, I'd like to live long enough to see Trump back in office.
Am I wearing a mask?
Yes, of course! (Tetanus, after stabbing hand with knife, circa 1999),
are you stupid??
Why? Did you get the Trump batch or the Biden batch? 1 of them gives you full blown AIDs.
No, and neither are you.
By the way, did you take that experimental gene therapy where the animal trials were abandoned due to catastrophic failure?
AstraZeneca Monsanto “Getting my second shot in June”
".....you're stepping on my dick"
"No, sorry. I figured I'd avoid the vax since I have TB already. How much for the nicotine lozenges?"