A sheep dropped thier vaccination card. I happened to grab it and have a tape measure.
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I won't lie about being unvaxxed. It is already in my medical data. I have no qualms about refusing being a guinea pig.
FWIW They will have to physically force me to take it.
First page article in our local paper stated 1/3rd of the medical staff at a local hospital complex have refused to take the shot. However, 91% of the doctors have. I will guess that 1/3 of the population is also not gonna take it, sadly.
If these people do have problems later on dying from ADE we are gonna lose a lot of our physicians. Not to mention how many other essential workers (police, firemen, EMTs and others) took these shots last year.
Yeah me too. Stand up don’t lie about it. This only ends when we say no.
Yep. No vax no mask. Fuck these cards
But until those databases are not centralized and accessible for any official - that could be used against totalitarian scums demanding it - if your state/county officials would be demoncrap or their asslicker.
Forgery might be even a crime indeed - but enslaving and discriminating citizens by totalitarian morons is criminal too,so such forgery is breaking criminals "rules" not a crime in moral sense.
Forgery? Who’s signature are you forging?
None.cuz there are no signatures on the card.
The patient # box is where the problem lies. If they are cataloging these numbers,that may be a problem if employers or businesses can access that database.
My wife has been taking screenshots of everyone taking pictures of their vaxx card, we have a pretty good sample of numbers.
Imagine a country that tracks these cards more than voter ID...
No man ever won a war by dying for his country
They have an unlimited supply of money via our tax dollars...
Yes, because the court system is completely reliable right now and will definitely stand up for what's right.
/s
Well... As I know I am probably weaker and probably quite cowardly I would first use tactics for such person. Taking a stand and so on is reserved for situation: "I would fucking die,I would fucking die,I would fucking die [beheaded chicken mode] + later "ok try ti be calm [big breath] -I am already dead but temporarily still breathing so at least I should try to fucking die standing and doing so much damage I can and end it at MINE conditions,even despite the fact I would probably shit myself during it."
I would rather print thousands fake "vaccination cards" and distribute it over the night than directly confront with a person. You know - relations with people were never my brightest side anyway,actually I am probably really kind of autist-like.
Yes like that Yankee stadium guy who got arrested for speaking truth? In NY it's a different world.
Ya I dunno if I would live in cuckistan. Also did he really get arrested or escorted off property. End of video hes covering up camera. Probably needs to lawyer up.
not hard for the doctors to fake taking it.
Yep. 9% of doctors being honest doctors sounds about right to me.
We got an email at work yesterday about wearing masks (we're a bank on the west coast). It was urging employees to get vaxxed and said that so far, only 1/3 of employees had. On the other hand, we were also told that telling them about being vaxxed wasn't required. (Yes, masks still mandatory. at least for those that don't get to work at home.)
Or those that don't reveal their medical status. No need to report being vaxxed. Sounds like they are blatantly giving everyone 'out.'
BEFLRE THIS IS OVER MASKERS AND VAXXERS WILL DIE AT THE HANDS OF PATRIOTS.
All I have seen is incentives to get vaccinations but no mandatory ones as well.
Fake news say mandatory on headlines till you read article to find out you get 100 bucks at certain jobs to get it lol.
Agree!
Are places actually checking for this? I'm in PA and haven't seen any places asking. 50% aren't wearing masks anymore.
Not sure yet.i havent gone anywhere in a year cuz i wont wear a mask.
Im about to find out as my governor said my state can open today and vaccinated people no longer have to wear a mask but unvaccinated still have to wear masks.
Its better to have the info you need before you need it. Ill print my own card if i have too. Now i got lot numbers from my area.
bro what? you are vaccinated by your immune system..throw the card away and toughen up...this is fucking war.
People are seeking the info.i provided it. Not everybody has the guts to tell people to fuck off.so if a fake card gets them by,have at it.
good points.
Lack of guts = lack of freedom. Freedom is never earned, always taken.
Nobody is asking - Western WA deep in the heart of blue and I’m not being asked at stores.
Randos have asked me a couple times and I laughingly say..."I will never ask about your med status, and I never share mine!" And keep walking with my freedom face held high
I agree with you from NY.
wow that's a big sacrifice to not go anywhere for a year
how did you buy tp?
Well.im living in a hotel at 100 bux a night for a year now. For my hundred bux they can supply my toilet paper and clean the toilet.
Damn dude. You could put yourself in such a better financial situation by renting even the nicest apartment
I know. But isnt many places available.where im at,about 80% of the city is due for evictions. Instead of paying thier rents with all the free money they got,they took advantage of landlords not being able to evict during this virus bullshit.
My dog is the biggest problem.the places i find are all no pets.if they do accept dogs,its dogs under 30 pounds. Ive got a 100 pound pit bull. I will not give up my dog.
I feel you on the big dog issue. Even at the $3,000/month you are paying it can be hard to find a lease that accepts a big dog in many places. (160lb rottweiler... who is nice as can be)
hahah no shit!
Same for me in NY(not NYC). Douche-fuck Cuomo talks a big game, but nobody really cares AFAIK. I've been 100% maskless everywhere for the last week and nobody is giving me any shit.
theres people proudly waving their cards around as they enter then trying to shame people that aren't with their stupid looks.
They can’t ask. It’s against privacy laws
Sure they can. But you also can tell them to go F themselves. AAAANNNDDD they can't refuse to serve you because of your refusal to tell them.
You can sure take that approach. But seriously, they actually can’t ask you. It’s against the law. Unless they ask you to fill out healthcare disclosure forms.
But seriously anyone CAN ASK YOU ANYTHING. YOU ARE THE ONE RESPONSIBLE for the INFORMATION. AND if YOU wish you can share that information WITH ANYONE YOU FUCKING CHOOSE.
THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED to USE that information. If they ask and you tell them ... THEY CAN'T TELL YOU TO GET OUT .
Ok dude. Go direct your anger at them, not at someone who agrees with you, in theory
Ohhh ... another one who suffers from the CAPS Lock . Show me where the Caps lock touched you .
LOL. You’re coming off like an unhinged moron preaching to the choir. Our job is to awaken others, not go after each other.
No. And I know someone who flew from NYC to Paris yesterday. She is fully vaccinated but STILL had to get a negative Covid test before she could get on the plane. The “vax passport” is all bullshit, and there is zero point in getting vaccinated.
This. Because they know it’s unenforceable. This why they are scaring people into getting vaccinated by threatening this “passport”. You get vaxxed, and STILL have to post a negative test.
Talking to a few other people, after fabbing up a card just carry a picture of it on your phone. Or may a copy of a copy of a copy. If anyone asks, tell them your not risking losing the original by carrying it.
Brilliant idea!
Cashier: "Are you vaccinated?"
Me: "Do you like anal?"
Cashier: "Excuse me?"
Me: "Well, since we are asking questions that are none of our f-ing business, it seemed fitting."
LOL! You might end up getting more info (Major TMI) if that person does like it and isn't ashamed about discussing it. (oh my) I like to ask if they've had STDs or a recent colonoscopy, then reply to their confusion or shock by stating they're asking me about medical history so it's fair game.
What if he says yes? ?
Maintain firm grip on soap or whatever you are carrying
and don't turn your back on him
Just a word of advice, don’t use the same pen in the same hand writing for both injections. It’s likely you would’ve had a different lot and or a different tech
It is confirmed to be 4" wide by 3" tall. It is smooth business card paper.
Getting a believable lot # pair is helpful too.
I work with mental health clients, you can use the ID of a random person as a lot #. It has to be 8 to 10 digits. If you Google CV19 vaccine cards a day go to image there are tons post it with the lot#.
Lots of fools are posting their vaccine cards online, just swipe theirs. Fill out the type of vaccine (Moderna or Pfizer for 2 doses, J&J is only one), and the lot number. Moderna is four weeks between doses, Pfizer is three between doses. There is also a return date to fill out on the back that should correlate to four or three weeks out. The nurse fills in the vaccine info but the name and DOB can be in your handwriting. The right most square is where you got it, which could be Walgreens, the name of a hospital the name of a school, the name of a public health department, you name it. There isn't anywhere on the card that needs to be signed by a health care professional. It's not unreasonable to have both doses in the same handwriting if you "went" to a place with fewer staff, but I would switch it up or even use a different color pen. Stickers have kind of gone by the wayside.
Some states, MI for sure, submit paperwork to their public health department, so if anyone wanted to look you up in MICR you wouldn't show. Be aware of that. There is more documentation than just the card.
It's specifically Canary 110lb index
Its plain white bussiness card paper. Aint nothing fancy about it
I bought 80lb paper it worked perfectly.
If you happen to find a filled out one. Brake parts cleaner on a rag will wipe the persons name off without hurting the paper.
Brake fluid works as well but you gotta bake the paper to get the fluid off and will leave the paper discolored.
Fingernail polish remover is better. It's the acetone that nullifies the ink. Excellent point though!
& u/94f450d : I repeat. Scaner,or multi-functional printer and some play with basic graphic programs (even Paint being sold default with those "operating system" of those rabid dog Gates) and you may have your own and print it. Print even thousands of it if you have enough ink and paper.
Just some size editing in text editor and you might mass produce such "vaccination certificates" in large quantities.
Well. As I am not American if there would be still no military action I would appreciate European "Vaccination Passport" to break it and forge it. For sake of freedom only.
In CA and not being vaccinated isn't a problem & haven't been wearing a mask this past year, so I have no plans to lie about this injection BUT I do think it would be totally hilarious to start a movement where we print up ten tons of blank cards with an instruction sheet on what to put on them and then hand them out by the millions nationwide.
Be very careful with brake fluid - that shit takes paint off cars. Sincerely, someone's mom.
Or just make your copy with their info minus the PII
Oh noooo how can they get their free ice cream and donut now????? :’(
And beer and scratchoff ticket :(
Thinking about this person panicking they lost their card makes me laugh too hard. They'll have everyone they trust turn against them and even consider getting a 3rd and 4th round.
You can get a new card.
The cards are online at many states' health websites. Search for Shot_Card_Spanish dot pdf and you will find them. It's crazy that people are even paying money for them when the health departments put the pdfs online.
That search works, thanks
People can't be bothered to learn how to print woth card stock and they want it to seem official rather than printer paper or they'd look like "phonies"
I bet that sheep is freaking out that they don't have their little Jewish star, oh I mean their little vax card.
I wasn't planning to take the shot in the first place.
Then we got the virus. My wife struggled with it, still hasn't got a of of energy. I was fortunate enough to have it fairly easy. We did have Hydroxy and prednisone and a zpac, took zinc and vitamin D, as well.
All that being said, I'm surely not going to take the vaccine now! I had the measles when I was a kid, do I need to take another vaccine for it?
Crazy! Evil!
Nobody asked for it but people just love showing it off, I listen to it all day long at my store.
I refuse to even answer whether I have had it or not.
Don't lie and don't carry these things. Don't add to the illusion of "everyone's vaxxing". If asked about it, ask an embrassing medical question in response. "How many STDs have you had?" , "what were the results of your last prostate exam?" , "How cold was the speculum at the gyno's office?". Then state you can't believe people think it's okay to ask for private medical information.
But please, please don't make the vaxxed population appear larger. You just may push a fence sitter onto the vaxxed side.
I have thought about faking a card, but came to the conclusion that I don't want one, period. If someone asks if I've had my jab, I just tell them I'm fully vaccinated, if I am ask for my passport, I will just say it's at home and move on. I live in a mostly conservative community so I have never been confronted about not wearing a mask, so someone asking about the passport will be unlikely.
Your tape measure is filthy.
Ya,well, im a mechanic soooooooooooooo
Haha! I'm a carpenter and have "OCD tape measure syndrome". They're like pens to me. I have like 30 of them but can never find one when I need one; so I keep buying more in the hope I will collect enough some day that they will give up and stop hiding from me.
Ive got tapes everywhere cuz im also a fabricator but theyre never around when i need them.
Pens???? Hahaha i work on mail trucks at the moment. I bet my pen collection is bigger than yours,???? i steal all the pens and markers.???
And leave Qs and wwg1wga under the hoods when im done.
Yesterday, I saw an advertisement for working in testing facilities, no education needed, short briefing how to do it and high pay! Man, that was for a second a big temptation due to my current situation. Because even with my long experience, skills and eduction, I would not get paid that much!
But would I work for fascists or help them to facilitate their totalitarism on to us all?
Same with the vaccination card, or not? Just say no and fight for your rights!!!
Too bad my ex is hard to be around. His father printed George Foreman tickets early 80s maybe..they still dont know who did it. Lol he used a bug ( small I'd bottom that id's print shop)of someone he hated. That print shop is 5 minutes away by foot. Looks easy enough to duplicate . Just reproduce the "bug" find the right stock..which is easy...inks easy too. Forging paper work for. Something they push that kills...no crime there. Just justice and leveling their power. Go for it. I would considering they arent a legit admin anyway. The shots are poison
Yeah, they're not some sort of legal binding document. Just a stupid piece of paper.
FuQk em. If they need that to take my money, ill gQ somewhere else.
Well forging it shouldn't be used for visiting shops. Shops demanding it shall be boycotted. But if any officials would demand it as a condition of allowing you to use your freedoms... That's reason to do such a thing.
Because in most cases avoiding those who took the jab would be good safety measure.We don't know - if they would spread something toxic after taking jab...
Oh no! Now he's got to get jabbed twice! ?
Fuck the vaxx cards. Fuck their vaccine. It makes no sense. It's the flu.
I think COVID only "exists" as some kind of fucked up synthetic virus on the end of testing swabs.
Instead of measuring it you shall scan this on the scanner. Basic graphic program and you would be able to forge it.
If you do a search with your prefered search engine.youll find the pdf of the blank card to download and print out.
I just say I'm vaccinated because I got vaccines as a young child - didn't say for what disease. Places here won't ask for papers and generally will let people go unmasked even without asking
I'm proud to not Vax. When people ask me I laugh at them.
I'm not playing the game.
Should we all do like the fraudulent ballots and make copies of the vax cards?
Are people filling out their own vax cards? A liberal Micky Mouse operation at it's finest
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Thanks! Commiefornia appears to be gearing up to open the state on June 15, EXCEPT, they will STILL REQUIRE MASKS FOR THE UNVACCINATED. in some situations they will be checking vaccination cards at the door. I don’t expect the sheep here to rise up for years, if ever. A fake card may come in handy here. I still intend to go maskless in all possible places, as I’m doing now. Still see very few maskless in stores, though I find I’m not bothered in large stores and groceries.
The ridiculous thing is that once someone who doesn't HAVE said card enters the building, takes off the mask...what are they gonna do? Follow people around through massive stores to make sure they keep the thing on?
110 cardstock
Welp...looks like you've been vaccinated now if u need to be lol. Now go get a daily free donut and all the free shit these commie companies are giving away. Then throw it out. Waste their free shit giveaways
let start creating fake passports.
This is a great Idea, Thank you