CNN..."What's safe to do over the 4th of July Weekend"...?
Dear CNN: We the People will do whatever the hell we want this weekend...So STFU....
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Im going to blow shit up, drink, go jetskiing, drink, eat red meat, drink. Rinse and repeat.
Im not american but I will celebrate
Yes, same here mate (England) kind of ironic ?. I have a case of Budweiser chilling in the fridge. Me & Mrs. MagaLout will be celebrating for sure. I just wish I had a red MAGA cap ? It would be funny to take a walk down the high street to trigger some commies ??
I have bought myself MAGA cap just couldnt find red one in my country. wish I had original though too :D red one is best
see ya on the beach!
Well, make sure it is a large very liberal city..... If this is your Swan Song, might as well make it worthwhile!
Unless you weren't going there.....
Moebius would be proud.
What's safe to do: anything lawfully allowed and in the constitution.
Go have a BBQ. Go swim. Go boat. Go to a rally.
What. Ever. You. Want.
I’m LITERALLY doing all of those things this weekend.
Seeing GEOTUS tomorrow to kick off the festivities
Nice!
Merica!
We need a gif of that guy standing in the middle of the road holding the flag in a hurricane.
https://youtu.be/Y8eL_DB-xBo
Independence Day isn't about safety. It's about
1776
Roman candle fights are safe and so are bottle rockets. The libs can fuck off.
Garbage can lids make the best shields
Deer (in the headlights) CNN ---
First off, this is NOT "Fourth of July Weekend." It is the AMERICAN INDEPENDENCE DAY weekend, you moronic and traitorous assholes! Just how stupid ARE you? Don't answer -- we know full well how completely and mind-numbingly stupid you are.
Here's what YOU can do that is safe:
FUCK OFF AND DIE.
Sincerely,
True Americans
“It’s illegal for you to celebrate Americas Independence Day, it’s different for the media so any fun you’re aloud to have is coming from us”
“Safe”. Effin commies. Gee Honey, I’m gonna check CNN to see wtf is “SAFE”?!! KMA cucks.
JUST SEND IT!
Right now I am in San Antonio and I just had BBQ and I'm NOT wearing a mask. My wife is blonde and I got her a bit tipsy before lunch. CNN can't say a damn thing about it.
Is it safe to masturbate? Luckily CNN has the experts!
The same things that have been safe to do for the past 300ish years.
I’m gonna use my .16 cents to play quarters! What fuck. That would require at least .25 cents. Oh well, guess I’ll use it to buy… what can you buy for .16 cents again?
Not even a vowel in Biden's economy
Hmmm, that beach pic looks suspiciously like the beach in Jaws.........
The safest thing we can do is turn off the Tell A Vision and celebrate our Independence wherever with whoever doing whatever we want. CNN why dont you all keep your masks on and pleasure yourselves at a zoom meeting - dont forget your gloves.
I'll be camping hiking mountains grilling meat having cold beer and holding up my Trump won flag on the summit
Let me think.... No stores here in FL require masks. Biden wants buses to enforce masks but most people don't and most bus drivers don't care. People here in FL will celebrate just like any other year.
CNN, Joe Biden, and any other liberal that thinks they can tell us what to do can kindly fuck off and stfu.
here in my little town the (not official, so fun) fireworks have been going off at night for the past few days. Even though several of our local shops continue to beg us to mask up, most people don't. I freaking love it. Oh yeah, and steaks on the grill.
CNN are the only retards that still fear the chyna virus. Sorry 'tards, the rest of America has gotten on with their lives and don't buy the covid bullshit?
Not reading CNN is a good start to being safe anytime.
Snort crack and kill CNN people
LOL CNN knows their audience are a bunch of little bitches that want to live the safest life possible. LOL