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LuvTheSmellofFreedom 51 points ago +52 / -1

They all have the same watch.

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Imwideawake 35 points ago +35 / -0

Same watch, glasses and haircuts. “Yeah, you blend.” 🙄

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Island_Photo 17 points ago +17 / -0

Don't forget the same brand water bottles... wonder if the company has a federal contract.....

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Pbman 11 points ago +11 / -0

Their still using the water bottles they stole from the Haitians

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yeldarb1983 3 points ago +3 / -0

or maybe the GOV. of Puerto Rico 'donated' them.

No seriously, look it up, the bitch got caught with at least one warehouse of federal aid just rotting away so she could say Trump hadn't sent enough aid to help after a hurricane...

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KarateBob 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep. There's a video of people going through all the stuff.

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yeldarb1983 2 points ago +2 / -0

Part of the problem with the culture war, the cold civil war, whatever the hell you wanna call it is the loudest voices on the left, for the most part, want power, crave it even, and the ones on the right don't want it, actively eschew it, and we just want to be left the hell alone.

So we're hobbled by our own unwillingness to seek power, even though a strong, Liberty-hungry rightwing is what we need right now.

I'm not talking about the NAZI-larping types, either. They're no better than the leftists, they just embrace traditional values a little bit more. Nah, I'm talking about the people who have to be shoved with both hands into positions of power, and even then only take it, because there's no one else who will who can be trusted with it.

We can win, but we're gonna have to accept that it's our duty to right the ship before it gets driven into a whirlpool.

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KarateBob 3 points ago +3 / -0

The problem has nothing to do with left and right, it's psychopaths vs. normal people.

Healthy people don't seek to dominate others. Psychopaths see nothing wrong with it because they're essentially born without empathy.

The solution is doing something about psychopaths. We need them completely banned from any sort of company or government or anything with a power structure.

I actually think the REAL REAL solution is to find a way to make psychopaths feel something again. To heal them.

I don't know how to do that though, so for now they need to be eradicated from the power structure. I don't know if we out them in prison or a hospital or simply limit them to simple jobs or what, but they have no business running society or even having an influence on it.

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NOTWOKE 1 point ago +1 / -0

They met in the g

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Notimportant2 8 points ago +8 / -0

The rolled up cut-offs. Who does that? And the shirts. I know some very wealthy people and none of them would wear a top sold only at Dupont Circle.

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blacksmith21 7 points ago +7 / -0

Homos

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CheekyBastard 3 points ago +3 / -0

^^^THIS

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PaNix 5 points ago +5 / -0

Standard issue shorts, glasses, watch, even the glowing look on their face is SI

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RoosterHeadBad 13 points ago +13 / -0

Drinking the same issued bottle of waters.

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deleted 6 points ago +6 / -0
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ILoveIvermectin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Like what the gymnastics ladies said?

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Notimportant2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Regular folks don't wear watches. Haven't seen one in years.

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1otismalotis1 1 point ago +1 / -0

We don't?

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kosta 3 points ago +3 / -0

Similar: race, height-build, hair-styles, sunglasses/watches, shirt, shorts, socks/shoes, all holding a water bottle. Seems they were all hand-picked, and dressed to a specific persona.

Style is a little out of date, but individually, good chance they could blend in for a little while before raising suspicion. As a group though, they stick out like a sore thumb.

Ultimately, body language would betray these guys. People need to maintain situational awareness in those settings.

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lmao 3 points ago +3 / -0

how are they going to blend in when nobody is there? lmao

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kosta 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah, wasn't aware how few people attended. It's good that people heeded the warning to not go.

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lmao 2 points ago +2 / -0

in fact, they are probably dressed the same so they can recognize each other, it's their uniform for the event. Now if there was a large crowd, they could blend in just fine and still recognize and support each other

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tenthousandspoons 22 points ago +23 / -1

Glowie in the middle is pissed....."How come I'm always assigned the ugly Christmas sweater t-shirt?"

Glowie on the right: "Shut up, dude, at least you got to pick out of the men's closet."

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INK10 8 points ago +8 / -0

I think I have the same T shirt, am not a dude.

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NobodyLikesSplatter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol gotta camouflage that beer belly

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DC_Rogue 3 points ago +3 / -0

Glowie on the left: "Hey, can I be the bottom tonight at the after-event orgy?"

Glowie in the middle: "FUCK YOU bitch, it's my turn. You take all the dicks for yourself!"

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DC_Rogue 1 point ago +1 / -0

Glowie second from right: "You girls can take a break. Pence is flying in a fresh batch of Afghan bacha bazis for the party."

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ravonaf 18 points ago +18 / -0

If anyone doubts they are feds. We've found more feds.

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VoatAnon1984 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol

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iideathyii -11 points ago +1 / -12

someone on twitter responded they know them. Two of them are just finance chads and one is a cypto investor. But call everyone in sunglasses and a military cut a fed.

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INK10 15 points ago +15 / -0

Ah, someone on Twitter. That's certainly a very reliable source.

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ravonaf 10 points ago +10 / -0

Then why is one of them armed?

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INK10 5 points ago +5 / -0

Excellent!

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Shazxofshadilay 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lmaoooo. Glows in the dark!

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PepeSee 6 points ago +6 / -0

Looks like a photoshoot for a J. Crew catalog

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spanglevision 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is hilarious. I bet they all went to Glow So Hard University.

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VoatAnon1984 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤣 probably still attending classes.

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Out0fAmmo 5 points ago +5 / -0
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Unhappymeal 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hope these faggots realize they're the laughing stock of the US amongst anons and patriots everywhere.

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VoatAnon1984 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh, I’m sure they know by now. They lurk here, someone showed them our awesome memes.

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ExpendableSheepDog 4 points ago +4 / -0

u/#Glowie Secret... agent fag... secret....

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megalithicallstar 4 points ago +4 / -0

they are very concerned with hydration. That's good.

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Shazxofshadilay 4 points ago +4 / -0

2 guys are clearly bugging their eyes out over being spotted with the squad. The others are stupidly unaware.

Inability to hide facial reaction must be part of why they all wear sunglasses. I assume the haircut makes them more aerodynamic.

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Trumpternal 4 points ago +4 / -0

Absolutely glowing, wow. They aren't even trying anymore.

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INK10 4 points ago +4 / -0

OMG! This is freaking hilarious!

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ILoveIvermectin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Look like the Yale Princeton frat bro’s.

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MAGAdeburger 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who here remembers Agent Smith originally NOT having the clip across his tie? Mandella Effect

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VoatAnon1984 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Of for fuck sakes. Stop ruining my reality. Mandela was was a 33rd degree btw.

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MAGAdeburger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Remembering the old (true) reality is much better than having been duped into believing the present simulation trying to make you doubt your memory 😁

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Feelsgoodman 2 points ago +2 / -0

What. The. Fuck. Mind blown! There was no clip!!!

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MAGAdeburger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Glad you notice the change fren. You're awake!

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AmericanVictory 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like the dork who just got his temples shaved for the event -- to "blend in". What an IDIOT!

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tstr 3 points ago +3 / -0

Remember those faces. All traitors.

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Christ_Alone 3 points ago +3 / -0

I had so much fun at this event. Loved seeing media meltdown. Flying back to Detroit now. We won today.

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yeldarb1983 3 points ago +3 / -0

...are they really that stupid? guys, at least disperse a little bit...fuck...

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ATLAS_ONE 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wonder if they genuinely believe they are batting for the right team.

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VoatAnon1984 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Right? What the actual fuck are these people thinking.

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Systemdotoutdotprint 3 points ago +3 / -0

All 30 something year old frat boy looking white dudes ahahahhaah. The stereotype is so true. It’s a shame that these guys fight for their own races demise

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Cheesecakecrush 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jesus, there should be regulations on how much a picture can glow!

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85sleepwalker41 2 points ago +2 / -0

New Kids On The Block up in this shit.

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bubble_bursts 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am stealing this for making another meme. Thanks!

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bubble_bursts 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where is divarsiteee Mr FBI ?

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karlmarcs31 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't call it J6. That's a media buzzword. Don't play on their terms or give any validity to that date.

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VoatAnon1984 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Glowfest*

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Pegstar69 1 point ago +1 / -0

Epiphany.

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Mustang289hipo 2 points ago +2 / -0

They all got that clinch chin from initiation bend over boys swat may I have another sir.. or all hardy boys covers

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Jacurutu99 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy fuck these people are stupid.

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bloodguard 2 points ago +3 / -1

If some autistic chaninite decides to start running all these pictures through facial recognition against federal LEO employees and contractors things could get spicy.

Doubly so if people start yeeting the masks off of everyone they run across at these staged events.

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OkieBowhunter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Glowies gonna glow

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Neanderthal300 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a bunch of stiffs.

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The_Greeatship_Pilot 2 points ago +2 / -0

The headline made me laugh more than the meme. Perfect.

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VoatAnon1984 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol thanks

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R3tro 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup… in a sea of gays… the faggots stick out like a sore thumb….