I used to get annoyed by telemarketers and scam calls. Now I answer and tell them about election fraud, Covid lies, vaccine dangers, and where to find project veritas. It’s a lot of fun.
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I enjoy wasting their time. It's mostly the car warranty stuff. I tell them I have a '16. This gets them salivating thinking a sale is coming. They ask the make, I tell them it's a Ford. They get excited and ask the model, I tell them T. They panic a little and say they can't find that model in the computer. I say that's ridiculous! It's a 1916 Ford Model T! I want to extend it's warranty because the wooden spokes keep loosening up and it's a factory defect that needs to be fixed! Then they hang up.
That's good stuff pkripper!
😂🤣
Ford offered any color, as long as it was black.
We actually own a 1924 Model T Truck. Hubby bought it 21 years on a whim. Him being a Man 😹 and of course, it's black.
Neither can I. Must be on back-order
My spokes have termites. Is that covered?
Found the alternate part number for ya. AmishCrafy BU99I-Wh66l
The Amish to the rescue!! They’re based 😎
Contemplating trading the Model T in for a buggy. After the paste, my horse is healthy enough to tow one!
Check under “run-flat”.
I red pill everyone I come in contact with. The other day we went for a rare visit to fast food and I told the kids working at In n Out that I am buying lunch there be because their employer is not imposing an unconstitutional, illegal mandate of imposed medical experimentation on their employees...
Me too! If I know it will be quick....I just reply to their greeting....Trump Won!
LOL! That was my first one! Then I started talking more and see long I could last. I always mention GAW now.
When I’m peeing I’m pooping
You gotta be neat whilst pumping chili.
Been seeing that one, what’s it stand for?
gaw is the website you are on
I love it.
I usually answer and lay the phone near some loud and annoying sound. If I'm watching something on TV or maybe a place it near a loud electric tool in working with at the moment. Sometimes I even play them a song with my harmonica...I don't know how to play the harmonica but what I lack in talent, I make up for with enthusiasm and volume. I think they love it.
Top Kek!!!
Yeah I’ll sometimes put Cartoon Network on and just set the phone down.
I've done that a lot. What burns me is the robo call that says "if you want to opt out of future calls, press 9"....well when the answering machine answers, you can't "press 9" to opt out. So sick of "Amy, calling about...."
Diggin' the 80's business Pepe
Tell them about JESUS!
Yes! Tell them about Jesus!
Nothing much, just keks for keks sake
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Apologies... did this cultural reference get lost in translation?
I get these very realistic robo-calls, where they have some kind of AI that responds to what you say, and seems very real at first. To test if they are real, I'll answer one of their questions, usually a yes/no question, with something like, "Banana split", and then it will say something like, "I understand how you feel", and then it will go on with the robot dialogue until the next question, and then I'll provide another ridiculous answer. It's actually kind of fun :)
I got one of those from the RNC, freaky.
I think that was the most recent one I received.
Some of these are young people who can't find other jobs. I know bc that was me when I needed a job in between college years. It is a heartless job believe me and people can be rude.
I suspect you are doing them ALL a favor. Even if you don't purchase their product.
I did tell one woman "your job must be difficult" and she unloaded all her grief on me.
Once I told the person that "it must really suck to have a job like yours". She hung up on me.
It's probably in the way you say it.
I turned someone on to another line of work once
How do they respond? Do they pull a switcheroo and hang up on you?
Most of the time yes, and it’s fun to turn the tables. A few times I actually got them interested and wanted to know where they learn more, which was awesome.
Cool. Thanks.
This is great. I never thought of doing this. I’m going to have to try this. You never know who you might be able to redpill on the other end of the line.
With more and more censorship happening, we have to find new and clever ways to redpill.
Next thing you know, you'll be banned from receiving robocalls...
5D chess.
Check and mate!
I‘d consider that as a „you can‘t lose“ situation.
Boy won’t that be nice!
Kek - been doing the same for quite a while now...good for you!
Me too, then I thought these are great opportunities to redpill strangers. We must deploy all assets.
I got a call from India or Pakistan and I tried a different approach. Instead of getting mad I asked the caller if he believed in God, that God doesn’t like him stealing peoples money. We had a 10 min conversation and the young man was very grateful. He didn’t want to get off the phone. I was so surprised it had such an effect. Hopefully he went home that night and started a new job search. I haven’t received a telemarketing call since.
Imagine working in one of those call centers, talking all day long for pennies yet communicating with no-one. It was probably the social highlight of his week.
True. He was probably use a lot of hang ups.
This is awesome! 😄👍
I do this to all spammers and scammers. I send them pictures of metzitzah b’peh or Michelle’s 0bama’s dick.
You should ask the ones from mumbai about ivermectin...
Usual recent Stat. Telemarketers surprisingly current about global events.
haha I should try that!
LOL, perfect Pepe for this, OP. Nice.
I take my choice of Pepe very seriously.
I loved this Pepe SO much that I saved him! Adorable!
I once did telemarketing for a portrait studio and one man told me he had ten kids. He was kidding, but I really do know families with that many kids so I just continued with my spiel like an idiot.
Probably almost as effective as "do you know my friend Jesus?"
You’re awesome🏆
That's awesome! I don't know why I didn't think of redpilling telemarketers.
County Morgue. They usually hang up. Some even apologize.
You ever tried the old, "the deed is done, what do you want done with the body" gambit?
I never answer calls I don't recognize, so I've never had the opportunity...
Kek, I might just have to now.
Hopefully they don't call the cops, lmao.
Yep, with my luck they would. They wouldn't believe me that it was a joke either. I have some hardcore biker friends. They'd shake us all down. My friends wouldn't be my friends anymore. Then my body would be disappeared. All because some stupid telemarketer couldn't take a joke. Yeah, probably should just stick with County Morgue.
Hell's Anals?
Independent. No patches.
I actually had that on my answering machine at one time!
I know it's old but, I still get some funny responses. I wish I could type the way one lady was stuttering when she called. It went something like...Oh Lordy, no, no, no, I didn't mean to call you. I don't want to talk to no morgue. I'm so sorry. I almost felt bad for her.
I love this idea! My late brother used to answer those calls and tell the caller that he didn't allow his wife to take calls or use the phone ( he wasn't married). He would tell them he was a millionaire and all sorts of wild tales. They would hang up on him. He'd tell us the various stories he used and we'd sit around and laugh.
I thought I may be the only one! Lol great to hear others do this. I also do it to people who do sales door to door or whatever but come to your door, in person techs, people who are there to give quotes or repair or projects, etc. I’ve also branched out to people in line with me, DMV employees, grocery store employees, etc.
So many quality red pills out today, just gotta pick a few to have on hand. Good fucking times.
We kept a international on the phone for a hour once when we went to pay we said do you take bit coin that really confused them. That’s was an extra 10 min alone. Kek
You are a fireball of awesomeness. Rock on.
Haha...I like this
Brilliant! That's certainly one way to be a happy farmer planting seeds of knowing.
I had fun putting my now grown kids on the phone when they were learning to talk and let them jabber away. It worked to annoy the telemarketers and they’d hang up
I usually ask if it comes with free shoes. Or cheese.
This is an amazing Pepe!
Love it!
My gosh, you are becoming the next generation of warrior. Way to go!