Not the Bee: Bloomberg just had a brain fart & equated the Covid vax to the evil Ring of Power from LOTR, but what an opportunity to make memes - Oh the irony. The One Ring is the evil ring forged by the evil dark lord of Middle-earth, Sauron & was meant to be used to enslave the entire population.
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I could not have said it better myself.
Best shit, ever!
Amazing memes as you scroll down that page! Also, what happened to the Vax developed by the military that could work against all strains?
Right ?
Boromir dying with πππ a good guy seduced by the π
This is GOLD! Those tweet responses and LOTR memes lol!
Lets load up the meme canons before they realise what they have unleashed!
My oreciousss
I love the one with the eye of Sauron saying "get vaccinated."
Poor Borimir. Lol
Triple jabbed...NGMI
yeah, that Orc Booster is a tough one!
Wowwwwww, and they told the truth through an analogy.
Realizing they were getting dunked... Bloomberg revised the opinion piece on their opinion page which now reads: "What If Your Fourth Covid Shot Could Last Forever? Instead of cooking up a new vaccine for each new variant, we could make one vaccine for all the variants."
Knowing they went full retard won't fix that they did it in the first place.
u/#Honkler
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And they can delete it but since so many have saved it, it's on the internet forever.
Possible white hats? I don't think the people (((bloomberg))) hires would be that stupid.
"Patriots are in control" - we are learning new meanings daily
Not too sure about that, since the op/ed piece author was an Editor. Meme cannons need to be fed.
Still a Ringpiece though.....
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Oh rly? https://www.cbsnews.com/news/covid-vaccine-pfizer-omicron-variant-march-paxlovid/
Lemme take a wild guess. Its the exactly same as the first vaccine that countries already have purchased a gazillion of?
Three Jabs for the Fauci labs under the sky,
Seven for the Congress-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for SCOTUS Men doomed to die,
One for the false man on his false throne
In the Halls of DC Where the Commies Lie.
One Shot to Rule Them All
One Booster to Find Them
Lockdowns to Bring Them All
And in the Darkness Bind Them
In the Halls of DC Where the Commies Lie.
Excellent.
I would have stuck with the original formula, tho, and gone
"one shot to rule them all, one shot to find them, one shot to bring them all..."
Nonetheless, excellent!
This is strangely so honest it seems like it's an intentional fail.
Thatβs interesting. Just saw Bezos Advertise for the new LOTR today.
LMAO!!!
They literally took words at face value without inquiring about the source. The Left might not be able to meme, but by fuck they can be unwillingly hilarious.
That is funny.
The internet is forever. The retardation is vast and unending.
This is interesting. I was watching Majic Eyes Only, and Majestic 12 said 3 jabs to create a full zombie (soul disconnected from body). Then the 4'th jab kills the zombie. Military Conplan 8888.
"What If Your Fourth Covid Shot Could Last Forever"
Um, dead lasts forever. You know that, right, Bloomberg?
One of them makes you disappear.
https://giphy.com/gifs/aimtech-lotr-boromir-lord-of-rings-cg5VYU5AXHAZHEl5dE
If only I could link this better LoL
This must the the killer shot - the one that signs them up for the beat
https://twitter.com/business/status/1484532255502524421
Can someone please point me in the direction of the meme that has the woman shooting tears straight up in the air and DJT popping up from the bottom of the screen. PLEASE!!!
The closer we are to danger- the further we are from harm. Can not make this shit up.
Sooo.. Start calling the vaxxed Gollum? Okie dokie.
..umm...or not. Sorry everyone. False alarm. You're all going to require a 5th booster if you want to stay "fully vaccinated". For real this time, we promise.
It's good to see that the same braintrust that gave the world "Meatball Mike" is still alive and kicking at Bloomberg.
Surreal. We're in the pages of our own epic.
4th shot for the kill.
IDK what that means. If it Protec my children, I am good with that. Fucking fly. There you go.
Thanks for the daily laugh, much needed. Perfect analogy of the vax though.